Rating The PJO Disney+ Cast Based Purely On Each Of Their Vibes
Because itâs what Percy would want me to do
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Jason Mantzoukas as Dionysus â 8/10
Two points off simply because Iâve never agreed with the PJO portrayal of Dionysus
And the beard is confusing me for some fucking reason idk tbh
Anyway I donât hate the casting
Virginia Kull as Sally Jackson â 8/10
Something about her lacks the âwarm motherâ vibe
Idk if itâs just me, but her face looks smoothed over in every clip Iâve seen of her⊠wtv
Anyway, still not bad because she actually looks like the exhausted mother of a kid with (un)godly ADHD
Timm Sharp as Gabe Ugliano â 7/10
Every time I think of Smelly Gabe, I think more âsleazy piece of shitâ
Mr Sharp, youâre giving âsex offenderâ in the pictures Iâve seen
Guys itâs the fucking cardigan
Megan Mullally as Alecto â 10/10
She LOOKS like a hateful middle school teacher
Miss Mullally had bills to pay and BY THE GODS does it look like sheâs gonna be paying them
Lance Reddick as Zeus â 10/10
RIP Lance Reddick, Iâm genuinely upset that heâll never reprise his role or even see his own performance
Regardless, heâs gonna pull off Zeusâs âbitchy kingâ vibe so well
Gotta applaud Reddickâs Zeus on that fancy ass lightning bolt cuz goddamn is it beautiful
Like did yâall see the grip (handle???) on that thing????? Beautiful artistry Hephaestus
Look at those fucking cheekbones jfc
Toby Stephens as Poseidon â 9/10
I only say 9/10 because Kevin McKiddâs Poseidon from the movies has my heart
BUT Stephensâ Poseidon works really well for Walkerâs Percy tbh
Thereâs obv not a likeness between them but it WORKS?????? Idk man
Lin Manuel Miranda as Hermes â 10/10
I was not happy to give this 10/10 because wtf Miranda
But he looks like a fucking douchebag
He looks like he doesnât give a damn about his kid
Charlie Bushnell as Luke Castellan â 8/10
Speak of the devil or Titan vessel of mass destruction
He gets an 8/10 simply because I couldnât find SHIT for him
Anyway look at his kind little face
Itâll be scarred up soon
And absolutely perfect for when he betrays Percy
Canât wait to see the lighting in that scene, I hope itâs fucking EPIC
Anyway Iâve reached my photo limit yâall