Rating The PJO Disney+ Cast Based Purely On Each Of Their Vibes
Because it’s what Percy would want me to do
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Jason Mantzoukas as Dionysus — 8/10
Two points off simply because I’ve never agreed with the PJO portrayal of Dionysus
And the beard is confusing me for some fucking reason idk tbh
Anyway I don’t hate the casting
Virginia Kull as Sally Jackson — 8/10
Something about her lacks the “warm mother” vibe
Idk if it’s just me, but her face looks smoothed over in every clip I’ve seen of her… wtv
Anyway, still not bad because she actually looks like the exhausted mother of a kid with (un)godly ADHD
Timm Sharp as Gabe Ugliano — 7/10
Every time I think of Smelly Gabe, I think more “sleazy piece of shit”
Mr Sharp, you’re giving “sex offender” in the pictures I’ve seen
Guys it’s the fucking cardigan
Megan Mullally as Alecto — 10/10
She LOOKS like a hateful middle school teacher
Miss Mullally had bills to pay and BY THE GODS does it look like she’s gonna be paying them
Lance Reddick as Zeus — 10/10
RIP Lance Reddick, I’m genuinely upset that he’ll never reprise his role or even see his own performance
Regardless, he’s gonna pull off Zeus’s “bitchy king” vibe so well
Gotta applaud Reddick’s Zeus on that fancy ass lightning bolt cuz goddamn is it beautiful
Like did y’all see the grip (handle???) on that thing????? Beautiful artistry Hephaestus
Look at those fucking cheekbones jfc
Toby Stephens as Poseidon — 9/10
I only say 9/10 because Kevin McKidd’s Poseidon from the movies has my heart
BUT Stephens’ Poseidon works really well for Walker’s Percy tbh
There’s obv not a likeness between them but it WORKS?????? Idk man
Lin Manuel Miranda as Hermes — 10/10
I was not happy to give this 10/10 because wtf Miranda
But he looks like a fucking douchebag
He looks like he doesn’t give a damn about his kid
Charlie Bushnell as Luke Castellan — 8/10
Speak of the devil or Titan vessel of mass destruction
He gets an 8/10 simply because I couldn’t find SHIT for him
Anyway look at his kind little face
And absolutely perfect for when he betrays Percy
Can’t wait to see the lighting in that scene, I hope it’s fucking EPIC
Anyway I’ve reached my photo limit y’all
