#pjo alecto

[bugwolfsstuff]

Alecto: Easy children, I know over two hundred ways to kill a man

Bianca: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face. Then blowtorch the other side of the jar, so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.

Alecto: ....

Alecto: *genuinely impressed* Two Hundred and one.

[lieutriver]

look at her snarky ass

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

Alecto/Mrs.Dodds is so funny in PJO. She spent a whole semester treating one particular child delinquent as her favorite student for the sole purpose of pissing off the water child. In the musical she calls Percy fatherless to his face and laughs at him. she takes the form of a teacher in a conspicuously rad leather jacket and speaks in a heavy fake southern accent for literally no reason. She was insanely proud of being able to be a fake lawyer, because two small children would listen to her and go into the time warp.

[pjo-ship-polls]

Nancy Bobofit

These are only for romantic pairings, not platonic.

Favorite Nancy Bobofit Ship?

Nancy/Percy

Nancy/Annabeth

Nancy/Nico

Alecto/Nancy

Chiron/Nancy

Grover/Nancy

Nancy/Lee

Voting ended onJul 8, 2024

The ships in these polls are the twelve (12) most popular ships for each character based on the number of fics on AO3. However, Nancy isn't shipped with twelve different people and so there are only seven (7) options for her poll.

F.A.Q.

Ship List:

Nancy/Percy (perancy) 

Nancy/Annabeth (nannabeth) 

Nancy/Nico (nanico)

Alecto/Nancy (nalecto) 

Chiron/Nancy (nanchiron) 

Grover/Nancy (grovancy) 

Lee/Nancy (nanclee) 

[whispering-radiance]

Can we just appreciate for a moment how beautiful Alecto is?

[houseofhauntedescapes]

Rating The PJO Disney+ Cast Based Purely On Each Of Their Vibes

Because it’s what Percy would want me to do

LET’S GO

Jason Mantzoukas as Dionysus — 8/10

Two points off simply because I’ve never agreed with the PJO portrayal of Dionysus

And the beard is confusing me for some fucking reason idk tbh

Anyway I don’t hate the casting

Virginia Kull as Sally Jackson — 8/10

Something about her lacks the “warm mother” vibe

Idk if it’s just me, but her face looks smoothed over in every clip I’ve seen of her… wtv

Anyway, still not bad because she actually looks like the exhausted mother of a kid with (un)godly ADHD

Timm Sharp as Gabe Ugliano — 7/10

ALMOST a 6/10 tbh

Every time I think of Smelly Gabe, I think more “sleazy piece of shit”

Mr Sharp, you’re giving “sex offender” in the pictures I’ve seen

Guys it’s the fucking cardigan

Megan Mullally as Alecto — 10/10

You’re fucking joking

She LOOKS like a hateful middle school teacher

Miss Mullally had bills to pay and BY THE GODS does it look like she’s gonna be paying them

Lance Reddick as Zeus — 10/10

RIP Lance Reddick, I’m genuinely upset that he’ll never reprise his role or even see his own performance

Regardless, he’s gonna pull off Zeus’s “bitchy king” vibe so well

Gotta applaud Reddick’s Zeus on that fancy ass lightning bolt cuz goddamn is it beautiful

Like did y’all see the grip (handle???) on that thing????? Beautiful artistry Hephaestus

Look at those fucking cheekbones jfc

Toby Stephens as Poseidon — 9/10

I only say 9/10 because Kevin McKidd’s Poseidon from the movies has my heart

BUT Stephens’ Poseidon works really well for Walker’s Percy tbh

There’s obv not a likeness between them but it WORKS?????? Idk man

Lin Manuel Miranda as Hermes — 10/10

I was not happy to give this 10/10 because wtf Miranda

But he looks like a fucking douchebag

He looks like he doesn’t give a damn about his kid

Just like it needs to be

I’m content… for now

Charlie Bushnell as Luke Castellan — 8/10

Speak of the devil or Titan vessel of mass destruction

He gets an 8/10 simply because I couldn’t find SHIT for him

Anyway look at his kind little face

It’ll be scarred up soon

And absolutely perfect for when he betrays Percy

Can’t wait to see the lighting in that scene, I hope it’s fucking EPIC

Anyway I’ve reached my photo limit y’all

🩵Hope you enjoyed🩵

Live Laugh Love PJO

[pjo-smash-or-pass]

Mrs. Dodds (Alecto)

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onAug 14, 2024

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yesss can i say yes