#tiresome.

[carys-the-ninth]

People who think Gideon Nav is bisexual because the narration lingers on the color of Palamedes Sextus' eyes: do you also think she wants to fuck the doors in Canaan House that get three lines of description

[creekfiend]

literally every krampus conversation with my family goes , me: "this is pretty fucked up actually" them: "but it is fun/cute/not that deep/etc". Currently figuring out if I can steal and do away with the krampus ornament off our tree without them noticing.

😑🚬

[nationalritalinshortage]

Ask ANY Australian if they can name a SINGLE species of edible flora endemic to Australia and almost all of them just won't.

[mxlxdroit]

trying to apply for post-grad jobs is confusing because for some of them you have to apply months in advance and others will hire you immediately so you're six months out from graduation going should i do it now? or do i need to wait? how about now?

[officialpenisenvy]

always so funny when fat bitches talk about fat bitch things and there come the coat hanger shaped girls wanting to give their most sterile takes. girl be so quiet im gonna use you to get an abortion

[cantankerouscatfish]

sometimes work involves:

- showing up at 7:30am to a full parking lot and people waiting to cash out. we open. at EIGHT.

- actually starting to cash people out at 7:30ish like we always do on sale days.

- someone dropped and shattered the last bobblehead ceramic mushroom that’s been sitting around for literal years. we had grown to be fond of the dusty little thing and mourned it, a pile of shards on the side counter, at the end of the day. o7

- a customer ran in and deposited a large box of timbits on the counter hello yes thank you

- two customers went to the other counter and I overheard that clerk go, “did you. did you make your own mix and match four-packs?” and the customers went, “yes?? it’s [price] per plant, we do this every year.” and the clerk went, “well okay, for future reference, don’t do that. :)” and they tried to argue. man go HOME wtf

- this reminded me of the time a few years back where some lady came to the register with individual vegetable plugs pulled from 4-packs. 1 single broccoli. 1 single tomato. it was the end of the day so we didn’t hassle her as much as she deserved.

- so then a few people were coming through with 3-packs, all confused. *puts head in hands*

- PIZZA AND WINGS FOR LUNCH ✨🎉🍕🎆🎊

- teaching the new hire (what a first day!!) how to use the register. it’s a good thing she’s a quick learner bc I am... not the best teacher. u_u

- so many people brought their dogs. which is fine, it’s just. there are so many kinds of dog. some are so small. and so oddly-shaped. and they look at you with little old man eyes. all day all day all day.

- the “I am doing this so my knees don’t completely lock up” dance.

[oldtestleper]

like take a plan b and go to college. jesus

[iactuallyburncold]

i have to re-do a bunch of work for cabin crew because no matter how much i try i just don’t understand the way english schools phrase their exam questions and i always get confused between ‘explain’ and ‘describe’ and ‘outline’ and it’s kinda stressing me out and i don’t know what to do someone hold me