#tntduo polls

[sulphursmokeandsoot]

who up ctnting they duo right now (im planning a superhero au)

(not in the near future tho just in general)

cquackity superhero au - what's his power?

shapeshifting

avian/flight

luck

tnt/explosives

other/combination (comments/rbs)

Voting ended onMay 27

[tntduopolls]

okok im locked tf in (i need tntblr to help me with ideas for my oneshot)

IN A CTNTDUO HANAHAKI AU WHO WOULD COUGH THE FLOWERS⁉️⁉️⁉️ +specifics

wilbur; and he makes them into bouquets to give to quackity, not telling him where he got them

wilbur; he just straight up goes and coughs them all up on qs doorstep like “fuck you im your problem now”

wilbur; and he ignores them until he ends up coughing up a pile of petals in the middle of an argument and passes out

quackity; but he hates the idea of being in love with wilbur/thinks wilbur only likes him to get close to las nevadas and ignores them (possibly similar playout to above)

quackity; again ignores them but it’s really obvious, in the middle of one of their fights wil goes “aw you love me dont lie” and q goes “NO THE FUCK I D-“ and starts coughing up petals LMFAOOOO

wilbur; other (rbs/comments)

quackity; other (rbs/comments)

anywayyyy thank you my goat tntduopolls and also all of you hehehehe 🥹🥹

in a c!tntduo hanahaki AU who would cough up the flowers?

Wilbur; he makes Quackity bouquets with them, not telling him where he got them

Wilbur; he coughs them all up on Qs doorstep

Wilbur; he ignores them til he coughs up petals in an argument and passes out

Quackity; he hates the idea of being in love with Wilbur and ignores them

Quackity; ignores them but it's very obvious, coughs them up during an argument

Wilbur; other (rbs/comments)

Quackity; other (rbs/comments)

Voting ended onMay 25

answers shortened so they'll fit in the character limit, read ask for full answers

[fernlessbastard]

this hc has been brewing in my mind since 2021, butt yeahhh enjoyy

wil loves smoking but hates the taste of alcohol. q loves drinking but hates smoking.

now some people might disagree, ive seen many fanart and such drawing them sharing a cig or doing shotguns but hear me out.

q hates the taste of alcohol, but he loves that it makes him blanks out from reality for a moment. wil hates the taste and how it burns in his throat, even if it does makw him forget his problems for a while he ddint find it worth it. hed always gag and spew it back out whenevr q offers him some, sometimes over dramatically to piss q off.

smoking brings memories to wil, thats how he relives them in his head. its more or less addiction than love, but it calms him down. q hates how the smoke would linger on his clothes and reeks his breath, he does smoke sometimes to remind himself of how much he hates it, but is never able to finish an entire stick and ended up giving the rest to wil if he was around.

theyd hooked up a couple of times, both in pogtopia and in las nevadas. most of the times theyd kiss, never soft and loving but out of desperation (pogtopia) or wanting to dominate the other (las nevadas). either way, wil had always tasted the same to q. smoke, and sometimws a little sweet, the taste of smoke is always there.

a few days before wil left for utah, they hooked up one last time (unknown to q that it was their last time). that was thwir last interaction before wil left without a goodbye. the last memory that q had of wil was the bitter taste of cigarettes.

and so, after wil left, he started smokimg again. and although it left him coughing and hacking for fresh air, he wants to relive the memory.

it was never the same, but he tried and tried again. each and everytime, it left his lungs burning and eyes prickling with tears from the smoke.

he hates smoking, but he loves wilbur.

this was supposed to be a funny hc, but then in took a turn lol :33

(may 2024)

I absofuckinglutely agree oh my god yes exactly

chapter 2 od IUTMTM actually deals with that topic and describes my feelings on it, but yeah no Quackity's drug of choice is alcohol, and it provides such a perfect angsty parallel to Schlatt too. He slips into alcoholism without realising in Las Nevadas. He's still functioning "normally", but uses alcohol in private to be able to quiet the storm inside his head, usually when he's trying to sleep. He doesn't like smoking, but starts to smoke because of Wilbur and after Wilbur's death he is properly addicted to it but more so to how it reminds him of Wilbur, rather than to the substance. The thing is, they were each other's unhealthy coping mechanism, and they still are. Quackity loves Wilbur, is basically the only one who sees him as a person etc, but he still has that subconscious idealised version of how Wilbur used to be able to help him just go on despite the horrors of his life.

(this also ties in with the fact that Q for sure has ADHD and alcohol does initially raise dopamine levels and while then it decreases the dopamine levels even more, it is still something that makes alcohol dangerously addictive to people with ADHD)

Meanwhile Wilbur doesn't like alcohol. Not the taste, not the effect all too much... He doesn't particularly mind it, though usually he just doesn't really go for it. Nicotine relax his muscles, which must be particularly appreciated post revival with his body being fucked up, but also generally as he becomes unstable

Also, an alcohol dependency is technically easier to hide, unless you're drinking right then and there. Yeah, it does affect your body odour a bit, but it's much easier to mask than cigarette smoke. Cigarettes leave a smell, and that fits Wilbur a lot—he doesn't hide the fact that he has issues. Narratively speaking, as he starts smoking he starts using his instability as an intimidation tool, basically. He wears it on his sleeve, he starts portraying himself as the bad guy, and smoking certainly adds to that aura, both with how it's viewed, as well as with how it "announces" itself

actually have the specific fragment under the cut, if someone here doesn't feel like reading the whole thing (though of course i very much encourage you read it):

“Do you have a light?” Wilbur took a lighter out of his pocket. Click. Quackity leaned towards the outstretched flame, which trembled slightly. Last they’d met he assumed emotions were the source of the hands’ unsteadiness, but maybe there was an actual issue there after all, unrelated to their argument. He felt an odd, vague sting around his stomach. Regardless, soon enough smoke was spilling out of his mouth, drowning the tingle in his chest in thoughts of pointless irony. He never even enjoyed smoking. The stench turned foul if not aired out or washed, the smoke made his mouth feel covered in hair, and it didn’t even have much of an effect other than some light-headedness—and even that disappeared quickly. He only engaged in it at parties, if at all… But then his lonely nights became not so lonely anymore, instead suddenly veiled in a thin curtain of smoke. And then he realised that a shared cigarette let him indirectly taste the lips which would then rant to him whenever it’d be his turn for a drag. And then Schlatt’s inquisitive, increasingly agitated comments about the lingering smell made him start smoking where others would see, for an easy explanation. And then Schlatt was finally gone. But so was the initial source of the smell. Convincing himself it was nicotine he was addicted to came easy. His lighter continued clicking, as he gradually learnt not to mind the tang which begrimed his throat. He scrubbed, washed, rinsed, brushed and cleaned in secrecy, having quickly memorised the disappointed looks on his lovers’ faces. He carried chewing gum, bathed in cologne, and covered his hair with a beanie, despite the change in his style. But he didn’t stop. He kept searching. Searching for an ember that’d feel half as warm as the ones in the ravine. For a scratch in his throat that’d itch half as much, as the one he felt when for the first time in forever the hands which held him didn’t make him want to rip his skin off. For a smell half as pungent as the one that used to paint a smile on his face in mere seconds. But there he was now, right next to the lure which pulled him into the habit in the first place. And the smoke still didn’t feel as vivid as the memories, which he’d already taught himself to disregard. He’d gotten over what happened between them. Letting go of his reverie he inhaled greedily, stepping closer to Wilbur and leaning against the pole next to him. Heads touching the cold metal, they stewed in shared smoke. “Well-” Quackity took a drag, “-wanna tell me to what I owe your visit?”

[ghfhhdheh]

I feel like we tend to forget that tntduo are public figures In the dsmp.

speaking of which

do you headcannon there to be civilians in the dsmp who we dont know of?

no, only the ccs

yes, a couple hundred to fill out the populations of places

yes, a few thousands

yes, about 100,00

yes, as many as there are in the real world

Voting ended onMay 13, 2024

anyways, anything above a few thousand means newspapers, gossip, and tabloids. I mean honestly, imagine being a tabloid author and then finding out that the president of las Nevades is sleeping with a terrorist. the tabloids would have a FEILD DAY with wilbur and quackity.

[emi-writings]

Tntduo Fans: How Do You Feel about fankids?

I like them! The fandom needs more!

I'm neutral on them.

I actively dislike the idea of fan children.

Voting ended onAug 22, 2024

[tntduopolls]

where would TNTduo go on a vacation?

they don't do vacations, Quackity is too busy

they don't do vacations, Wilbur isn't welcome in most nations

snowchester ski resort

ruins of L'manberg for the rich history

the eggpire? for some reason? very good advertisement

the badlands for idfk getting the shit beat out of them

visit phil and techno, catch up with family

kinoko kingdom. to flex

ruins of pogtopia for idfk bonding? facing their trauma?

they stay in las nevadas

Voting ended onMay 24

so many things that will go wrong with all of these

[tntduopolls]

what hobby would c!Quackity get really into in retirement?

knitting

bingo

miniature battle reconstructions

baking / cooking

stock trading as a hobby

cruises

model trains

crosswords / sudoku

model cities

bird watching

interior design or architecture

golf

Voting ended onMay 25

other than card games and mixology of course, theres no way he's not already very into those

Wilbur poll here!

[tntduopolls]

okay scenario: ctntduo decide to have a child and- be it through him volunteering or him losing a poker match- cwilbur is the one they decide to carry the child. while wilbur is mpreg, q is busy making bank so that they can spoil their newborn to hell and back, and wilbur has all the funding from his hubby to do WHATEVER the hell he wants or thinks is best for him and little fetus baby during these times. what does he do:

1. travel to the syndicate (totally not against his will) to follow with phil and techno the pregnancy plan they have concocted for the strongest most invincible baby ever. frigid cold to strengthen temperature control, gapples and pots for phil's immortality genes to MAYBE kick in, midnight blood god meditations, niki nihachu bakery fresh sourdough bread, ranboo manifesting positive affirmations, etc.

2. cwilbur dissapears off the grid to a luxury nepobaby carrying resort with all the mocktails, magic shows, magic mike shows 🤨, horror movies, debates with karens and ponyrides he could ask for

3. cwilbur literally does the exact same shit except he cusses people out more and threatens to blow up buildings everytime someone even thinks of touching his belly, and tntduo's nightly bickering surrounds the topic of wilbur being a more careful omega 🥺 and what's best for their widdle fetus baby

4. you think cwilbur has freedom? HAH. cquackity forms a small slime task force to monitor wilbur constantly and help wilbur maintain a strict diet, workout and safety measures. If wilbur tries to fight them, they absorb him into their goop. If wilbur finds a secret cig stash, they absorb the cigs into their goop. Wilbur eventually finds out that slime anthros give great massages.

feel free to add your own wilbur mpreg lifestyle options or headcanons 🤗🤗🤗

okay scenario: ctntduo decide to have a child and- be it through him volunteering or him losing a poker match- cwilbur is the one they decide to carry the child. while wilbur is mpreg, q is busy making bank so that they can spoil their newborn to hell and back, and wilbur has all the funding from his hubby to do WHATEVER the hell he wants or thinks is best for him and little fetus baby during these times. what does he do:

Wilbur is Mpregged, what does he do?

1. travel to syndicate to train the baby

2. luxury nepo baby carrying resort

3. life as usual

4. slime cage

Voting ended onMay 24

summarised, read ask for full