Elves make little gremlin babies.
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Elves make little gremlin babies.
Boromir Lives AU: Braiding Customs Part II
Part I
Meanwhile, various siblings around the ballroom:
Part III
Part IV
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Boromir Lives: Helm's Deep
Boromir Lives: Whump-Time After Pelennor
Boromir Lives: GO TO SLEEP
Boromir Lives: Aragorn's Coronation
Boromir Lives: Faramir and Eowyn's Wedding
Boromir Lives: Panic! At the Ballroom
Boromir Lives: It's a BABY
Boromir Lives: High Uncle of the White Tower
Boromir Lives: We Didn't Have a Choice
Boromir Lives: The Haircuts
i’m so sorry elrond i love you and it is not your fault that your sons were left out of the film adaptation and that your daughter made a narrative consuming choice but i just made this a few hours ago and i have been giggling about it ever since
𝐒𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐧
⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!
a/n: I'm writing for three new lotr characters! Glorfindel, Elrohir & Elladan!
࿔*:・ P.s., you're in an established relationship w/ him...also I'm not making up these heights. They're from the books,,,༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:・
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See one of my favorite Rivendell headcanons is that even though it's a wonderful, peaceful sanctuary, pretty much everyone there could be incredibly dangerous if they wanted to be. Like, let's think about who lives in that valley.
Elrond Peredhel, resident healer and eldritch crime against nature, self-explanatory
Glorfindel, slayer of balrogs, self-explanatory
Erestor, probably Feanorian, definitely dangerous
Old Feanorian diehards, all of whom are probably looking for an excuse to commit morally justified violence
Old Gondolindrim/Iathrim, who, despite what they might tell you, are exactly as dangerous as the Feanorians
Garthaglir the Library Orc, who absolutely remembers how to use the giant battleaxe he keeps behind his desk
A strange, shadowy figure roaming the valley who I'm *sure* isn't Maglor Feanorian, but who is nonetheless a terrifying singer
Elladan and Elrohir, who have spent the last several centuries becoming nightmare fuel for Sauron's forces
Arwen, eldritch, bites
Bilbo Baggins, not to be underestimated, can defeat a grown man with nothing more than his scathingly polite commentary
Dunedain visitors, vaguely feral, highly trained
Aragorn, very feral, highly trained
Lindir, not actually dangerous, but if you upset him you are going to have problems with everyone else on this list
I actually really like the idea that a lot of the people who live in Rivendell are inherently kind of dangerous, because it means that they're actively choosing peace and kindness for themselves and I love that.
The hearty laughter of an elf must be the most beautiful sound in the world.
Too often elves are portrayed as being quite stoic all the time. And maybe in times of war and trouble, they are. But it can't be always.
And I think what a glorious sound it must be when an elf really laughs.
The hearty, joyful laugh of Glorfindel. The golden laugh of Gildor. The dazzling laugh of Finrod. The generous laugh of Fingon. The rare and precious laugh of Elrond, more beautiful than the music of all the minstrels. The contagious laugh of Celebrían, when something's uncommonly delightful. The warm, unmarred laugh of Maedhros, before he was corrupted. The wholesome laugh of Celebrimbor that feels like home and beautiful treasures.
The ringing laughter of Elladan and Elrohir in true, unblemished merriment. The delightful laugh of Legolas, sometimes more than a little undignified. The unexpected, unguarded laugh of Thranduil, that bounces off the walls of his grand palace so that those at the edge of hearing range think, "Something amuses the king!" and have to smile, too. And the comforting laugh of Celeborn, and the shining laugh of Galadriel, and the full and glowing laugh of Arwen when her one true love shows his silly side.
Elf. Laughter. Do you see the vision?
Which Tolkien character will you be handcuffed to for the day?
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Will you enjoy your day or will you barely survive it? *cackles evilly*
What a great way to celebrate pride!
Could I please ask for Elladan and Elrohir?
One with an Ace flag and one with rainbow flag.
Or, just one of them with the ace flag.
Thank you!
It is now a few years of happy tradition!
Both of them! You decide who is who😉
Celebrate Pride with me