This isn’t good cop/bad cop, Tommy, this is torture.
This man’s broker than Tommy Innit- I didn’t think it was possible.
Technoblade: I killed a monster.
Skeppy: You are a monster
Technoblade: You're not wrong.
Ahaha my hand slipped, didn’t mean for you guys to see the script ;) (Written in the chat: "We watch as Dream does a sick backflip into a volcano dying instantly. Then President Obama-")
You’re holding a steak, kinda ruining the moment. That could be my grandma, but now she’s medium rare.
Have you ever fought a baby in real life? I have and it was trivially easy
I didn’t really respect you back then. You were kinda useless. Annoying. British. You know, it’s like the worst combination.
Rating Dream SMP members based on if i could take them on in a fight
Dream 8/10
If i ever get into a situation where i have to face off dream, i will be overcome with the exact amount of power and rage to take down dream.
GeorgeNotFound 10/10
Have you seen the way this man walks? It looks like he was just birthed. I could kick him in the shins and he would fall and flop around on the ground like a fish.
Sapnap 6.5/10
He would put up a solid fight.
QuackityHQ 8/10
What's he gonna do, sue me? He might be a lawyer but not if i destroy the government. He is powerless against me.
BadBoyHalo 7/10
In hand to hand combat? I'd kill him so quickly. If we have weapons tho? I know he throws knives and shoot guns competitively but i can easily defeat him by cursing at him and while he's distracted with shouting language i'll kick him in the nuts.
Skeppy 8/10
I can break his ribs, easy.
Technoblade 8/10
This man plays minecraft for a living, he might be cracked at the craft but he's no match for my fists.
Philza 1/10
Minecraft.
Wilbur Soot 7/10
Fucking little meow meow. I hate him, i cant live without him. I would kill him instantly.
TommyInnit 10/10
He has high blood pressure or whatever i could take his coke away and hed be dead in 5 days. Also the fact that i could make a vague fist in his direction and he would be so scared of my extreme power he would flinch and die on impact.
Tubbo 3/10
He could bench press me.
Ranboo 9/10
He is so frail with his little gamer arms i could basically snap his bones like a twig. He might be tall but i can just run around him like scooby doo charcater and he'd get so tangled up in his limbs and be immobilized.
The world is at war.
The feared Antarctic Empire, with none other than the Angel of Death at its head, is conquering all known lands. But instead of ruins and famine, what they leave behind are strict rules against the discrimination and mistreatment of hybrids.
Their campaign seems unstoppable. But then, the youngest prince falls ill.
Little is known about Nether hybrids, and before the healers’ helplessness, Philza and Wilbur find a different solution:
Yoink the only other known piglin hybrid, enemy general Technoblade.
🛡️ Content warning: Fear of torture (unfounded), fantasy discrimination, captivity, nondescript illness
🛡️ Ennemies to family
🛡️ Angst with a happy ending
Read on AO3!
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Chapter one: A new Dawn
General Technoblade, of the SMP army, was a walking contradiction.
Well, right now, he was arguably a standing contradiction. Considering he was stood a little way outside of the camp, admiring the sunrise.
Sunrises and sunsets ranked high on Techno’s list of Things that Made the Overworld Worth It. The sun, potatoes, dogs, fresh rivers, shaded forests, and horses. So, not only was General Technoblade a contraction by being the only known piglin hybrid to have the misfortune of being stuck in the Overworld, he was also almost certainly the only general to enjoy potatoes and dogs more than battle strategy and warfare.
Though he was mostly known for the first reason. Being the only hybrid of his kind was a significant affair, after all (and there wasn’t really anyone to ask about his love of the sunrise). A fact people seemed way too eager to remark loudly and tactlessly, while also being completely unwilling to discuss the reason why this was so, at least in his presence.
All the other piglin hybrids had been killed.
Which brought us to yet another fact that made General Technoblade the contradiction that he was. In the kingdom of SMP, as in many of the surrounding ones, hybrids were not allowed to partake in most professions. And if that included working at a coffee shop or owning farmland, you can bet being an army general was out of the question.
Or would have been out of the question, hadn’t it been for the Antarctic Empire.
At first, the forces from the South had taken everyone by surprise. While great travelers, and therefore travelers’ tales, were rare in this dangerous world, everyone was vaguely sure there wasn’t much of anything, down there. Wasn’t it? A few villages, poorly subsisting on their rocky, frozen ground.
The news of the fall of Katla shook everyone.
An army had risen out of nowhere, taking control of the volcanic kingdom in one fell swoop. The commotion surrounding this story would’ve certainly died down if, like everyone expected, the neighboring nations had retaliated appropriately, putting this new nation back in its place.
But they kept advancing.
And as their victories piled up, one fact became impossible to sweep under the rug: the new empire had a hybrid at its head. An Elytrian.
The Angel of Death, as he was named, could be seen flying far overhead from settlements hours before battle, his dark shadow like a curse on the life of anyone threatening his advance. His right-hand man, on the contrary, was never seen coming. Leaving behind nothing but blue stains and stab wounds on cold bodies.
Subtly, Techno raised his eyes from the East and checked his surroundings. No one. Just trampled grass and the blue of the sky, getting lighter.
this is a pretty good representation of the type of interaction I get in different fandoms, and also is an example of why some tumblr communities are very different to others.
it's tiring being in some fandoms because you see the interaction you get for one thing, then get a completely different experience somewhere else. tumblr is different to instagram or tiktok - likes don't really help out posts. reblogs and replies are appreciated much more.
tl:dr - reblog and interact with posts if you like them. it gives content creators greater reach and lets other people see content :)
