Stark Industries board member: Mr. Stark, it has come to our attention that SOMEBODY has been making frequent trips to local restaurants and businesses and simply writing “insert student loan debt here” in the “tip” portion of the receipt. Is this you?
Tony: [intently attempting to open a bag of skittles without making eye contact]
Tony: yeeeeuuuup.
Stark Industries board member: Well, obviously you’re going to need to stop doing that, it’s costing us hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Tony: [pops a red skittle into his mouth, still not making eye contact]
Tony: noooooope.










