#tonysnark

[the-almighty-pen]

Peter,looking at a picture of Howard: Your dad looks like Hilter and Gaston

Peter: and NOBODY likes Gaston

Tony: Yes because Gaston is the worst out of those two.

[the-almighty-pen]

Tony: Everything the light touches is our kingdom *looks out onto New York City*

Peter: Oof looks like a fuckin mess.

[the-almighty-pen]

Tony Stank: On all forms accept skinny, I am that bitch.

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tonysnark replied to your photoset:tyler seguin nets his second hat trick this season...

Hey I love you

uwu

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tonysnark replied to your post: tonysnark said:Do the ship meme f...

This just killed my soul and revived it at once

I'll never write this much again. esp on such a sensitive subject

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Do the ship meme for JAMIE and tyler

let me start out by saying that i love u benny

The umbrella, when it rains -  Jamie, because he’s taller than seggy and since tyler is 2 wild, he’s be like oh look at that and jamie would get soaked. Plus, Jamie is just that gentlemen-ly kind of G.U.Y. and seems like he would be that kind of old fashioned kind of person that would want to take things slow and really romance Tyler. I’m so sad already.

The popcorn at the cinema - Tyler. He seems like the person who would just throw his diet plan out the window at any time. Of course, Jamie would undoubtably join him, but he would defo be holding the bucket. He would also flirtatiously smack Jamie’s hand away when he tries to get some.

The baby, when it cries - TYLER. HE WANTS A CHILD SO BAD. Also, Jamie would be so nervous when it comes to infant care. And then Tyler would be like, “Jamie, can you take her for a second?” (because you know they’d have a girl) And when Tyler came back in, Jamie would be softly singing to his daughter and Tyler would cry just a little bit because he loves his life & his husband & their newborn daughter. 

The ice cream cone, when they share - Tyler. Jamie would undoubtably pay for the cone and immediately tyler would start on it. Tyler would get distracted by something and Jamie would take it from him, and Tyler would move to take it back, but Jamie would be faster than him and stretch his arm out so Seggy couldn’t reach it. Jamie would look at Tyler and be like, “Can I help you?” And Tyler would kiss him and Jamie wouldn’t be used to Kissing Tyler in Public so he’d be like oh My and tyler would take back the cone.

The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - Jamie. Just like in the cone scenario, Jamie would keep the remote away from Tyler using his size to his advantage. Tyler would probably climb on top of him and straddle him making Jamie blush, and while he’s distracted, Tyler would wrestle the remote from his hands and kiss him on the cheek.

The basket, when they go shopping - Jamie because you know Tyler would be like throwing anything and everything in the cart. And Jamie would slyly remove everything unhealthy so that when they get to the front to pay Tyler’s like where’d all my shit go and Jamie would just smirk at him before starting some small talk with the cashier.

The door, on dates - Jamie. Tyler would be like, “What are you doing?” and Jamie would say, “Holding the door for you.” Tyler would eventually tell Jamie he didn’t have to do that and Jamie would respond that he doesn’t mind and he kind of enjoys it. Even when Tyler reaches a door first, Jamie would hold his arm over Tyler’s head and grab the door over him and motion for him to go in front of him; Tyler would roll his eyes.

The other’s hand, most often - Tyler would defo go for Jamie’s hand more often when they’re alone though. If they’re out in public and Jamie sees that Tyler is becoming nervous, Jamie would then initiate the hand-holding and give Tyler’s hand a little squeeze to remind him that Jamie is here for/with him and that he’s not alone.

Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - Jamie. Tyler would most certainly start crying. He would feel overwhelmed by how beautiful Jamie is, how his family is there, his mom.. His best friends standing on his side of the alter, Jamie across from him. Tyler would think himself as someone who would never settle down, but since he met Jamie, he knew that Jamie is the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Tyler would think about how everything that has happened to him in the past, the struggle from the Boston Bruins, the trade, the twitter incident etc. had all happened for a reason: to bring him and Jamie together. And that finally, he is getting to Marry that man. To share that moment with the people he loves (im so emo right now). Jamie would say, “Ty, don’t cry,” as he himself begins to cry.

The camera, when they take pictures together - Tyler. In fact we have several examples of this. Plus, when have u seen Jamie take a selfie? Right. Plus, it would give Tyler a reason to scoot in close to Jamie so he can kiss him more. And Jamie would playfully push him off…

Okay, I’m stopping. I’m making myself stop. I could go on but I’m getting way too emo abt this.

[oldylobrien]

tony stark

[breathes]

How I feel about this character: OTRTOFNMKF. in other words, tony stark is the best thing to ever happen to me he's honestly just like the absolute definition of antihero and the thing about tony is that he's soooooooooooooooooooo fucked up??????????? he's frighteningly promiscuous and an alcoholic 85% of the time (fuck and drink away the pain etc) and he's so lonely and confused and got handed so much responsibility before he could even fully speak and 99.97% of people in the world dont stop to think about all the shit hes had to go through and he has panic attacks and more trust and daddy issues than even i would know what to do with and there's so much fucking weight on his shoulders an di just wanna cuddle him and read him goodnight moon and give him warm milk and let him sleep for the rest of his life and let him know that i love him every day because howard never did :DLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMD:dAll the people I ship romantically with this character: steve ♥♥♥My non-romantic OTP for this character: RHODEY, pepper, happiness, sobriety My unpopular opinion about this character: as long as he's not dying of alcohol poisoning and/or losing his company like he did in that one comic verse i'm cool w everythingOne thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i wish civil war had never happened. 

[sodoesfear]

hi idk who this sophie chick actually is but ik that i ship the two of u