#top bottom discourse

[allfriendswelcome]

not a day goes by where i don’t think about the continued relevancy of this tweet

[justfurinairl]

yall r still having top bottom discourse with byler???? baby this isnt math fraction denominator numerator shit go have fun who cares who is who

[mandyluvspuppies]

Can anyone answer this genuine question I’ve been befuddled about for a while: why do some people care so aggressively and passionately about.. which sex position *complete strangers on the internet* think fictional characters would take on if they hypothetically fucked

Like what stage of life/mindset do you have to be in for that be something you care about to the point you’ll get genuinely enraged or upset and attack people over it

I just don’t understand at all , I can understand disagreeing but what I don’t understand is caring what others think on a topic like that and not just ignoring what you dislike. I’m not asking this rhetorically either I genuinely wanna know😭

[halflitpages]

“having will as the bottom is stereotyping!”

“having will as a top is canonically incorrect because he’s ‘emotional’ and ‘more feminine’!”

“having mike as a bottom makes no sense because he’s a leader and presented as ‘more masculine’ in the show!”

“having mike as a top is stupid because he’s literally so submissive, look at him!”

are we seriously fighting over their sex lives which didn’t even exist in canon and will never exist in canon like they’re fact? please stop. headcanon whatever the hell you want. don’t act like you’re superior for liking it a certain way, please and thank you, because it’s seriously getting old.

if you’re going to call someone homophobic for liking it a certain way, go back to twitter. that place is the war zone y’all are trying to turn tumblr into.

stop cyberbullying people over fictional characters’ roles in bed. it’s fun until you start attacking people about it. we’re all on the same team y’all. let’s be civil to each other. like what the hell happened to crazy together?

[schwarmerei1]

Even the motorboats in Bundjalung Country have opinions on Landoscar top / bottom discourse…

[dalsyy]

okay i’m conducting a study here. PLEASE choose one of the following options.

if you have a different answer, please tell me in the replies/my inbox! (:

how important are willmacks sexual dynamics to you when reading?

i exclusively read top wsh and will skip fics if he doesn’t top

i exclusively read top mack and will skip fics if he doesn’t top

i read and enjoy both

their sexual dynamics don’t impact my decision to read a fic

i prefer top will, but i’m open minded if it sounds good

i prefer top mack, but i’m open minded if it sounds good

i prefer when they take turns (rare option)

i don’t read willmack/show me the results

Voting ended onMay 12

[atticwiferegulus]

i do not support top regulus bottom sirius on this blog . Regulus black top 3 wet tight boy pussy havers and he isnt number two or three. He is a beautiful omega uke who craves to be sirius’ brother wife and if you told him people make him top he would start crying and get scared . sirius would also not have a pleasant reaction but if regulus requested it he would do whatever regulus wanted , but regulus would rather die

[imsorrybruce]

The moment people will realize that there is no personality trait that is directly connected to being a top or a bottom (or a dom or a sub) and therefore you can't actually say that a charcater is "canonically" a top or a bottom without them actually just saying so on page is the day when I will know peace

A person can be a feeble pushover feminine twink in everyday life and still want to top and dom in bed

A person can be a mean controlling muscle daddy in everyday life and still be a sub and a bottom

A person can prefer to top with women and bottom with men, or vice versa

Bedroom preferences are not just your everyday behavior 1:1 model