#tss dark creativity

[p0isonedpuppet]

Sanders Sides Fan-Merch!!!!

Starting a but simple with my two favourite sides! 💜💚💜💚💜💚

Really cool pin that won’t give you anxiety

Pin for a really cool moustache man who’s a little wet

Based off of my older doodle of Remus and Virgil being scary freaks together

[brokenhardies]

Patton: *cowering in fear* What do you want from me?! Remus: *biting into a whole KitKat bar like a heathen* Patton: *sobbing* Please... Stop!

[tssdresses]

Bullet-Point Fics | Ultimate Trope Bastard Lovechild | Overview

So the idea behind this was "how many fic tropes can I bastardize at once" and this is what we ended up with.

To list the common AUs, we've got:

College AU

Urban Magic/Witch AU

Superhero AU/Alien AU

Parent AU/Kidfic

Cloning AU

Modern Gods AU

Coffeeshop AU

Reincarnation AU

Soulmate AU

This post got very long, so I have made additional posts to show the plotted one-shots and some more world-building information!

Fics Masterlist Bullets for part 1

Meet the sides, in order of most to least normal:

Logan Croft (he/him/they/them)

Mid 30s-early 40s

Research and resource librarian at Ultimate Trope Bastard Lovechild (UTBL) University

Literally Just Some Guy (cough).

Roman Prince (he/him)

Late 20s-early 30s

Drama professor at UTBL University

Got involved in an MLM in his early 20s and accidentally sold his DNA to a sketchy company

Remus Prince (he/him)

10 at most

Posing as Roman's younger brother after breaking out of the cloning facility that Roman accidentally sold DNA to

Likes to bother the art department at UTBL University

Virgil Picani (they/them/he/him/she/her)

Somewhere between 20-22

Anthropology student at UTLB University

Works for Logan as research assistant

Part-time witch

Patton Hart (he/him?)

Also somewhere between 20-22

Journalism and pre-law double major, minoring in philosophy with a focus in ethics

Fell to the Earth in a spaceship as an infant and adopted by the Hart family

Moonlighting as the city's new superhero

Works at Lyre's Cafe

Janus... Lyre (he/him/He/Him)

Uh.... old.

Ancient God of History and Song, Liars and Bargaining, Protector of Storytellers and Tricksters

Diminished in power since the fall of worshippers

Waiting for his lost lover, the ancient God of the Sky, the Stars, and the Unknown, Protector of Knowledge-Seekers, who was destroyed by a rival god and will one day be reincarnated (cough)

Running a cafe near UTLB University in the meantime

More about the sides

This fic would be set up as slice-of-life, probably as a series of connected one-shots on AO3 as opposed to a multi-chapter fic.

These aren't really meant as story prompts, and I might actually go and write them one day when I have the time to, so feel free to take inspiration from these, but please don't claim them as your own! If you do write anything inspired by these, tag me so I can see! <3

[If I actually write these, I will replace this text to say that I have done so!]

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[emo-nightmares]

Remus: Outside of Virgil's window in the middle of the night was an electric guitar and an amp. Remus: 🎵"I'm in love with an emo boy!"🎶 Patton in the bushes providing background vocals: 🎵"I'm in love with an emo boy!"🎶 Virgil: Slams his window shut.

[beehive-collective]

i feel like remus is the one guy who does the air fryer threads on X/Twitter, where they air fry something for an hour then taste test it

[galmiahthepigeon]

This was the most Remus post I'd seen in a while

[ax3-e0ns]

I can’t tell if this is a reworking of a previous AU or if this is a new one that just happens to have a lot of the same elements.

…Either way-

[ketchup-monthly]

Remus: Oh look, a black vulture! Much better than turkey vultures. They dont even taste like turkey!

Roman: How do you know that?

Remus: ......

Remus: OKay, but in my defense we were driving in the middle of nowhere, there was no one around for miles, and i was really hungry.