#tungle why

[punkbarbarian]

not my queued posts showing up in the middle of my spiral about the new season

[the-poppy-outie-effect]

How, preytell,

is there more

FANART

for the ship of Clank and Bobble, the Disney fairies

on this HELLSITE

than of

Alex and Connor Bailey, my blessed children

from The Land Of Stories by Chris The Legend Colfer?



This is a lose for tumblr.

[honeylemony]

HRY WITH TUMBLRS NEW POLICY TO PLAY VIDEO ADS DITECTLY WHEN YOU SCROLL PAST YHEM, IT HAS CAUSED ME YO LITERALLY FALL OUT OF MY BED BECAUSE I WAS SCROLLING AT MIDNIGHT NO LIGHTS ON COMPLETELY ALONE UNBEKNOWNST YO ME VOLUME COMPLETEY TURNED THE FUCK UP AND IN YHE DEAD OF NIGHT IN YHE DARKEST PART OF MY ROOM WHERE I WAS BLITHELY SCROLLING CERTAIN IM COMPLETELY ALONE I HEARD A FEMALE WOMANS VOICE LOUDLY UTTER

SHHHHH.

SO LIKE EXCUSE ME WGILE I SHIT MYSELF STUPID IN FEAR BUT I SWEAR I WILL KILL WHICHEVER DUMB FUCK IN TUMBLRS REVOLVING DOOR OF A STAFF THOUGHT TO ADD THIS FUN LITTLE GIMMICK TO MY PAGE. I HAVE AUFFERED TOO MUCH FOR TOO LONG ND I HAVE DECIDED THAT MY REPARITIONS WILL BE PAID THROUGH BY BLOODSPORT ALA ME PICKING OFF THE TUMBLR HEADS OF STAFF ONE BY ONE.

[steverogersnotebook]

I swear, when tumblr went goofy and started flagging posts (the dec 2018 edition) that they said

You can appeal

Once you appeal and it's accepted you won't have to appeal again

The number of times I've appealed and had certain posts reflagged is pretty close to the double digits.

They're men. Their shirts are off (except for the BTS Chris Evans post, he's wearing a shirt). In some cases they're just men's biceps!

[queencamden]

Would you guy’s like to see a ‘Two Truths and a Lie’ type thing, but instead of facts about me, it’s Tumblr discourse. Like I take 3 hot takes I saw yesterday, and you have to figure out which one’s fake.

[amazingspidermans]

Reason #91394752 why I shouldn’t be allowed to text

[ultimatemagicalgirl]

Tumblr what reason could you have possibly had for censoring my dog

[crystaluranium]

The one thing I dislike about tumblr is that if you make a post too early no one sees it and like I can’t just hold onto something for another 4 hours my shit up now