#tw jesus

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

Bomb fire of a question of the day: Aroace spec Jesus?

No

Yes

Voting ended onSep 13, 2024

Warning this post is not to offend anyone, it’s a silly goofy guy

[deviantplum]

If you light a joint at exactly 4:20pm on Weadster, Jesus Christ will appear to smoke it with you. And he's a chill stoner, but he's got a bad habit of going off on a monologue before he passes the joint back. So watch out for that.

[owomon]

as a kid i enjoyed the Precious Moments toys but I completely forgot that they are an openly religious company and I googled it and found the website and saw this and i was fucking blindsided

there's two of these figures, and white jesus aside, the juxtaposition of a realistic (rather stoned looking) jc next to the anime eyed characters is .... *chefs kiss*

[leonkennedysprostate]

y/n: jesus... i think i'm- trans

jesus: it is done

y/n: wow...... i have a tits anddick now! thanks jesus

[eliunderscore]

get jumpscared

oh that's jesus

[shallowsenjoyer]

found in my thousands of open tabs: at some point in the last few years i googled "scary jesus" and had this image open

i was like "that's weird" and closed it. and then the next tab was this

[itsheckinwes]

I've got a question I need a Jewish perspective on. Is the biblical story about Jesus cursing the fig tree antisemitic? I've seen some people claim that it's against israel and not necessarily Jewish people specifically but I haven't come across any Jewish sources.

Shout out to the post I saw somewhere in response to wizard blood libel game being antisemitic teaching me the connection between figs and Judaism. Never would have thought there was any meaning to the cursing of the fig tree otherwise.

Also is the bit about Jesus "cleansing the temple" of merchants playing into antisemitic stereotypes too?

Non Jewish people reblog please!

[niiskaabidetaw]

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