it’s been a weird month and ik i’ve been less active on this blog than i normally am but here is quote of the month for april! please vote on your favorite strange thing me or my friends said this month!
april qotm
i’ll mac your cheese
if im pregnant when you die im ingesting the ashes so you get reincarnated
the reason you don’t have a girlfriend is because you like boys
im putting you on ebay
the big light can a fiery death in the heat of many MANY suns
i’d never want to dull your sparkle… that’s what lexapros for
he’s built like walmart john mulaney.
he’s not depressed YET. it’s that growth mindset everyone’s always talking about
this is not a conversion… this is american pie
are yall gonna meet the family at the kill shelter?
I've HAD it with the weaponized incompetence on the Italian brainrot roster
everytime we get on call he starts revving like a car
