#tw pda

[thundervengers]

If you, like me, are someone who is icked out by performative PDA, then this is a public service announcement to NOT look up pictures of Lew at the Venice Film Fest.

It's a lot.

[our-arospec-experience]

very funny i didnt fully realise i was aroace till 18 even though every relationship i ever had i only had a 'crush' on them because i suspected they had a crush on me (i was funnily always right) and only got into said relationships because they confessed and asked first;

Then whenever we broke up I never really felt sad about it, never understood why people were always so upset over breakups (obviously until i realised i was aro and that allos experience it completely differently);

and even during the relationships some romantic things i did enjoy like cuddling, spending time just doing things together, but them always wanting to be together or around me, kissing, anything more intimate, that all made me uncomfortable and upset, i never knew why until now.

I'm glad you've come to terms with your identity :)

[effervescent-influenza]

Props to the students of Forks High for managing to put up with Edward and Bella’s disturbing PDA.

Imagine having to sit there and watch them do that thing where they breath into each other’s mouths without even kissing. Or having to listen to Edward make Greek Mythology metaphors about their relationship. Or watching them look into each other’s eyes for the entire lunch period.

I’d transfer schools if I had to witness that

[biggs-regretti]

Lego batjokes time!

[lillovingsoul]

I’m no longer working on Ironclad, but here are the finished illustrations for an unreleased chapter

[sunshinetoshi]

i saw request open, i came. ok so, this is completely random and you don't have to do this at all, i'm just sending it in because i can :)

hm so the reader goes to Walmart with their boyfie and then leaves them somewhere because they get distracted by something. A couple of minutes later there's an announcement like "y/n, your child is at register 10" and you go to see your boyfriend either pouting or just having a smug look like 😼you don't actually have to use that line, lol, just an example !

aLSO I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE DOING FINE, GOOD TO SEE YOU ACTIVE AGAIN <3

‘please report to the customer service desk’

losing them at the store - kageyama tobio, kuroo tetsurou, and terushima yuuji

content/warning: fluff/humor. secondhand embarrassment maybe. slightly suggestive(?) in teru’s (use of daddy *sighs* oh and also talks of marriage and some pda)

a/n: omg i love your requests amie i had sm fun w/this one!! thank you bb ily <33 okay each got progressively longer askjdfa how. longest is terushima’s and his is just a hot mess honestly BAHAH. kuroo’s was very self-indulgent and it shows. i love these ahh

KAGEYAMA

you didn’t expect to run into a friend while you and your boyfriend went shopping. you also weren’t expecting this conversation to go so long but it’d been so long since you last saw this friend.

tobio didn’t necessarily mind but you could tell he was getting slightly antsy just standing there while you two reminisced so you gave his hand a quick squeeze and told him he could go on ahead with the shopping list and meet up with you later

when the conversation eventually concluded you tried looking around the store for him but it was near impossible, this store was pretty big

plus, you didn’t have your phone

kageyama knew this and sighed when he couldn’t find you anywhere near where he left you (though he did find it cute that he knew you well enough to not be surprised - you just had a tendency to wander)

he had been searching for you for a while with no success so he went with his last resort in a store of this size

he went to the customer service desk and tried to give a short explanation of the situation to the lady behind the counter

“if you can tell them that their boyfriend will be waiting for them here, i’d really appreciate it”

“of course! please, feel free to sit while you wait,” the lady gestured to a couple chairs by the customer service desk

the voice on the overhead speaker caught your attention as you went through the aisles trying to find your boyfriend

“y/n, please report to the customer service desk, your lost child is waiting for you”

you smacked your hand over your mouth to keep yourself from laughing - a few giggles still escaping as you made your way over

there you found your boyfriend sitting, arms crossed, looking as grumpy as ever as he glared at the employee - his ears were red and you could tell he was embarrassed

“i want to go home” is all he said when you walked up to him

cue this 6 foot tall man trying to hide into you while you pay for your purchases - also one last glare at the direction of the customer service lady before you two walked out the doors

you tried not to make him feel worse about the situation while in the store but you also wanted to lighten the mood in the car - “wow, i can’t believe you asked her to announce that”

“that’s not what she was supposed to say!” bring on his pouty puppy eyes oh no. “hey, it wasn’t that funny. it was so embarrassing y/n please - you’re still laughing!”

pls give him kisses and cuddles when you get home he’s had a long day

KUROO

innocently asked you if you wanted to go to the store and buy some snacks for a spontaneous movie night - obviously you said yes

he thought about the overhead announcements right as you two walked into the store and came up with a plan for a prank. curse this tall handsome menace i swear.

you laughed at how much clingier your boyfriend was being than he usually was in public

“what’s gotten into you, silly?” you asked playing with the arm he slung over your shoulders

“nothing, sunshine, just excited for our lil date tonight” nothing my butt, tetsurou.

see, he may be good at fooling other people by acting chill and ‘suave’ (his words not mine) but when it comes to you he just gets too?? giddy

so you knew something was up

“okay, you’re very cute and i love this but i do need my hand to grab the bag” you laughed wriggling your hand out of his grasp when you two reached the right aisle

“fine, but that’ll cost you a kiss when we get back home”

“mm, a price i’m willing to pay - oh, can you go grab some dish soap please? we’re running out i just remembered”

he pouted “you don’t wanna go with me?”

“i do but i don’t know which ice cream i want yet so i’m trying to be efficient and ask my amazing boyfriend to get us soap while i choose”

“fine, fine,” he smiled, knowing full well you were going to stand in the ice cream aisle for five minutes staring at all the choices before grabbing one of the three go-to flavors you normally get. he also saw that this was his opportunity. “okay, i’ll be back. but if i get lost, that’s on you”

you snorted and gently pinched his cheek “you’re not going to get lost, tetsu, you’re the one who introduced me to this store”

to be fair, you should’ve known kuroo was not above little pranks like this

“y/n, please come to the customer service desk, your lost child is waiting for you.”

you almost didn’t want to go so he wouldn’t win this round but you went anyways

sitting relaxed on a store bench, your boyfriend met your gaze with his playful smirk as bright as ever - your glare was contrasted with the laugh that escaped you as you saw him twirling a bottle of dish soap

it only got better when the elderly woman behind the counter asked you if you were really his parent “you just seem so young to have a child” (aSIDE from the fact you might not look anything like him?? lady pls HAHA) kuroo broke out into an unstoppable laughter my goodness. when you explained he was your boyfriend, the woman’s eyes crinkled in delight, “ah, i see. handsome and funny, you have a keeper, huh?”

later, when you and kuroo got home and were snuggled up on the couch you looked up at kuroo “you know, that lady was right”

“what? when she said i was handsome?” he grinned, placing a kiss on your head

“yes but, before that, when she first called me over” you chuckled at his confused expression “you are a child”

“hey! y/n!”

you squealed as he tried tickling you in revenge and you held your hands up in defense “okay, truce!” you two tried to catch your breath from laughing so hard and you smiled up at him “she was also right, though. you are a keeper”

TERUSHIMA

shopping with your boyfriend was always an adventure

you never knew if you would get super helpful, clingy, soft yuuji (who by the way has great style if you like clothes shopping) OR if you would get beyond-flirty, corny jokester, loud yuuji (who will make all the puns in the world.. and try to grab your butt in public. fun stuff lol)

and on a glorious day like today you got the second yuuji

now you love this side of him but you two were already running behind schedule for the dinner you two were going to later so you were hoping for more of helpful terushima (yall were running late bc teru convinced you to cuddle ‘for five more minutes’ which turned into thirty minutes. he refused to get up and then, when you finally were able to lift him off, a tickle fight ensued *sighs* he’s lucky he’s cute /j)

it was really sweet and amusing at first. grabbing you to dance to the song playing through the store’s sound system and then some cute puns while you grabbed your groceries

“hey, y/n, i love you from my head to-ma-toes”

“gorgeous, i think you’re really tea-riffic”

those were just a couple puns and each time you giggled and gave his cheek a kiss before he put back the tomatoes, tea, or other items he grabbed to add to his performance

“you know you’re spending most of your time walking back and forth to put stuff back instead of helping with the groceries right?” you laughed as he walked back, holding yet another item behind his back

“i know, i know, i’m sorry,” he gave a grin that you could never get enough of, even if he was starting to get on your nerves. “okay but i need you to ask me to marry you.”

that was unexpected. “what?”

“come on, you heard me, this isn’t the first time you’re hearing that i wanna marry you, just ask”

your eyes twinkled with mirth at how unabashed he can be “okay, then. terushima yuuji, one day when we’re not at the store and one of us is actually proposing, will you maybe marry me?”

his smile grew at how you still entertained him. he nodded enthusiastically. “absolutely i will. but-” he brought the mystery item from behind his back “we cantaloupe”

after cringing you burst into laughter and patted the melon he held, “fine, we won’t elope. now please, put this back and help me, bubba. we still have to cook the dishes we’re bringing when we get home”

“since you said please,” this time he gave you a kiss and went to do just as you said

he stayed by your side and was helpful for a grand five minutes before he started getting handsy and trying to keep his hands on your butt

you might not have minded as much if there weren’t so many people at the store and if the angry middle-aged moms weren’t giving your boyfriend evil eyes - plus it was distracting, especially when terushima would also whisper in your ear. nothing even suggestive but it still distracted you i mean your boyfriend’s really attractive sooo

“you know what, bubba, can you get the parchment baking sheets? please? i can finish up here and find you”

he chuckled, “aw, you getting flustered sweetheart? we’re young and in love, there’s nothing to get embarrassed at, it’s okay.” he laughed at your glare and held his hands up in defense “okay, i’ll get the baking sheets.. don’t miss me too much” he dramatically pursed his lips for a smooch but you jokingly pushed him away because he was doing this on purpose now

you finished grabbing everything you two needed and went looking for yuuji but he wasn’t anywhere near the aisle he was supposed to be at or where he last left you

again, shopping with your boyfriend was always an adventure

“y/n, sweetie, please make your way to the front of the store. your daddy is waiting for you at the customer service desk”

you were FUMING omg

when he saw you approaching, terushima held his arms out for an embrace, “there’s my baby!”

after profusely apologizing to the mortified customer service employee you dragged your boyfriend to the check-out lines

yeah, yuuji thinks it’s the funniest thing on planet earth

“i can’t believe you did that, what if they kick us out? ban us?” you tried scolding but your voice cracked at the end due to terushima’s contagious laughter

he might be a headache and an idiot sometimes but he’s your headache and idiot and you love him a lot

“that’s what you get for pushing away from my kiss earlier,” he said as he went in to place a kiss on your forehead

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[bitter-bloodbank]

i have hearts bouncing off my head rn i am awestruck at how wonderful my fp is. i’m so gay. goodnight tumblr goodnight mutuals i’m gonna sleep like a baby now because i am in love

[epochnexus]

i’m posting the gay on main. i’m proud of the smooch, don’t @ me ‘bout it