#tw pun

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

Cheesy: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Microphone: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.

Cheesy: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.

Microphone: *enraged silence*

[acreativenamewastaken]

People ask Where’s Charlie Slimecicle what’s he doing as if they don’t already know the answer.

He went back into orbit, it’s much more peaceful up there.

One day Tubbo will make the leap from nukes to rockets and when they traverse the vast expanse of space they will find Charlie Slimecicle and he will say Jupiter? I barely know her!

[amethystroselily]

You could say those are some… red flags

[getpoliticaluk]

Not quite the front pages no10 wanted but the one we all saw Cumming, when the mail and the guardian are in agreement you know you have fucked up and your position is untenable

[kalgayming]

Nickel Bolas

[sparknshinerpmemes-blog]

Reblog this if your muse can make puns.

[mindareadsoots]

If only I had gone a few more pages last night. We could have capped off the evening with this!

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

If Erik used a weapon, he’d use a bastard sword