#tw work

[lunathetunaaa]

The first one is history, the second one is history, and then the last one is a speed drill warm up

[theronanlynchshow]

marauders characters as absurd things i’ve said at work this week

Lily: ”table 45 would like to request a booth.” Marlene: “Ok, did you tell him to fuck off?!?” Lily : “I can’t do that, unfortunately it is in fact his birthday.”

James: “Look, I don’t want to do a bathroom check, and neither do you so how about we just don’t do it and say we did! please babygirl i am begging you. I can’t go in there right now. don’t ask why.”

Remus :“I would sell my entire soul for a coffee right now. it could be a shitty one too. I’d still drink it.”

Regulus: “I appreciate the aesthetic commitment she’s displaying but I’m reasonably certain that having one’s entire ass out is against our dress code”

Barty: “table 81 is starting to look like a nursing home somebody better get an ambulance on standby”

Sirius: “rich people pay my bills but like…eat the rich”

[grapefruit-offical]

I wish there was a pill that would make me magically focus on the work i have to do

[aspengrovethechaotic]

ah, clocking in for another day at work where the chemicals make me woozy and I almost once made chlorine gas :]]]

[alien-in-washington]

Do y'all think I can get the scholarship if I include this at the end of my resume?

[toxetta]

[floortile34]

i love small hiveminds

2 or 3 puppies, minds connected

separation anxiety if theyre too far away to get a clean signal

going to the same school or work, sleeping on the same bed or in the same den

cuddles together

using eachother to masturbate

with beings that may be shutdown for maintenance, like some types of robots, maybe they maintain eachother

being of the same mind, having emotional attachment and material benefit in eachothers' wellbeing, of course makes other hive members the most trusted beings to do such things