#twilight funny

[dudududubadwriting]

Emmett: I’m immortal, baby!

Y/N: Then how come you scream loudly whenever you’re in danger?

Emmett: Never said I wasn’t a drama queen.

[thecullenslover]

[therealwritersblog]

Do you think the Cullen kids ever asked Carlisle to rate how their blood tasted? And you think he actually has an answer that he refuses to tell his kids, but Edward giggles internally because he knows the answer for reading his mind???

[extremebookreader]

rip bella ur freaky butt would’ve loved WAP

[j4sperforks]

She knew that

[just-your-average-witcher]

If you're wondering why bella had a girl and not a boy it's because stephanie meyer wanted to avoid the name Charlisle

[compostea]

i feel like we collectively don’t talk enough about edward’s massive fucking syringe of venom

[book-geek235]

Me younger: "Ugh why did Bella get married so young she could have gone to college and made something of herself"

Me, now, barely 6 months in 18: "If a sexy ritch vampire does not confess his love and marry me this instant I'm ending it"