twilight was my bisexual awakening

[rosaliehalecantopme]

breaking dawn part 2 had the potential to give us one of two scenes 

1) the cullens relocate to Alaska (or somewhere cloudy) and it’s the first day of classes for some new girl and they introduce the cullens only this time bella is with edward, BAM full circle

2) vampire baseball with bella playing 

we were ROBBED

that’s all

[no-blood-no-foul]

Now what would be an interesting turn of events would be if Esme attacked Bella in New Moon. Sweet, motherly, lovable Esme who never really leaves the house to be around humans - she doesn’t even have her own car.

How immune is she to the scent of blood? Jasper is in school every day where I know people are bleeding. But esme?

Picture the party ending in New Moon with Emmett and Jasper holding back their heart-faced mum, and suddenly the lovely Esme is very much a vampire and Bella is looking her future in the face

[davinaclaires]

Nikki Reed as Rosalie Hale The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

[galacticneighbor]

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

[rosaliehalecantopme]

the fact that the movies left out edward loosing his shit when bella had on one stilleto one at prom is a god damn tragedy

[rosaliehalecantopme]

i feel like if rosalie hale were alive today she would bite the fascists

[tomorrowisyesterday119]

I am not reading Midnight Sun for myself, I am reading it for 14 year old me, who stayed up until 2 am reading the leaked draft on a school night and thought wearing jeans in the summer was emo.

[emmettmc-heart-y]

Here’s a fun* Midnight Sun drinking game:

Take a sip anytime:

Emmett calls Edward “kid”

Edward is misogynistic toward Rosalie

the crease between Bella’s brow gets mentioned

someone chuckles

Take a shot anytime:

Alice sees the future

Edward worships Carlisle

Edward broods about being a monster/creature/demon etc.

Bella is compared to Persephone while eating pasta

Finish your drink anytime:

a car is mentioned

Edward tries to justify watching Bella sleep

during the page long discussion of Edward’s sleeveless button down

Drink a whole bottle:

when you get overwhelmed by the Mormon-ness of it all

Good luck!**

* fun = getting alcohol poisoning

** don’t actually do this please

[letsgobothersnape]

2020 mood

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

edward at school thinking up 100 ways on how to kill bella:

alice sitting in math class after getting each vision:

[vampire-ishy]

when emmett said “damn, kid, you’re a mess” i really felt that

[haletwinsstan]

Nobody:

Bella

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

me, genuinely enjoying the book and still liking Edward, going into the tag hoping to see fun posts but only seeing people hate-reading and complaining

[frowningalittle-deactivated2024]

Rosalie at the family meeting about what to do with Bella:

[haletwinsstan]

I have found it guys. My favourite line in the Twilight Saga, spoken by Alice Cullen herself:

[gallifrangel]

But you said you didn’t want a Midnight Sun movie because it’s the same story as Twilight so there wouldn’t be a point. What made you change your mind?

[poplockanddropfortwilight-deact]

How To Know If Someone Isn’t Straight

Ask them if they like Rosalie

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.