#typical sibling behavior

[crazychimken12]

KARR (later): ...t-technicin...

[putcreativenamehere]

Luna: *heading out to see Kohaku*

Gen: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!

Luna: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

[green-witches-secret]

My mother, talking about an event her friend is hosting: I don't know if she'll like my lazy costume, I think she wanted more of an actual costume.

Her: *is dressed as a baseball fan with a jersey, hat, and leggings*

Me: You want to borrow my bat? You could be a baseball player

Her: No, I don't want to have to carry it around.

My older brother, now concerned: Why do you have a bat?

Me, shrugging: I bought it at Walmart

Him: That... That doesn't answer my question

[blmpff]

[biomic]

ray: the next time i fight i’ll either die in battle or be forced to kill my own brother

randy: Not So Fast Idiot *puts him in a headlock*

[whatsgoingdowninthewoodstonight]

The fact that these two have beaten the literal shit out of eacheother before, I-

[analogwriting]

Ooooh I could imagine doffy doing that to kill time while waiting for reader thoooo 😂 like on how to decide where to shoot next lol. We trust your creative mind, your majesty! 👑

-💙

he absolutely would the insane bastard. id just take the darts and throw them straight into doffy if I could. who needs paper when there's a bastard there just waiting for my darts?

cora would just stand there, recording the entire ordeal on his phone too