#u pervs

[danfanciesphil]

podfic is audio recordings of fics! they are magical for cocentration issues. can u imagine audiobook birthday sex p l s

im gonna fuckin scream i have like three people in my inbox requesting birthday sex podfic and OML can you IMAGINE

YOU ALL WANT ME TO READ PORN ALOUD 

IT’S 50% SMUT

lmao im not sure i could physically handle doing that tbh, but i might be up for recording like, some excerpts?? idk what do u guys actually think about this, because you would presumably have to play the podfic aloud and it is the definition of nsfw 

[hallucinogeninhaler]

well fancy this side-blog having more followers than my actual main..🍓⭐️

[randomontheinternet]

Oh wow! -_-

I look at my posts, I see 5 notes and I’m like “Wow! Someone actually likes my original, self-made content!” Then I see that one is just a porn blog telling me to see them masturbate on camera. *sigh* I used to be so innocent…

[vinagretchen]

i love how these two blogs i follow are both different aoba nipples from the same image

[call-me-honey-princess]

Now I get perverts.. I DONT WANT THIS. LEAVE ME ALONE. And congrats cuz now ur blocked and reported.

[iheartredeye]

Rick Grenell: I have to say, though, it's been a great week for me because all I keep hearing from UN diplomats is they miss Bush.

Greg: Hmmm.....*starts to chuckle*

Rick: President Bush. President George W. Bush. Good lord, this show goes to the tank.

Andy: Did the hookers go away?

Rick: George W. Bush.

[vy2gumi]

Porn blogs. Please. Could you not????

[rumerfck-blog]

nine of u reading ru's kinks i see u