✨ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑦 𝑇𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 ✨ Incorrect Quotes / Shit Posts
Sanayah and Ukiuk belong to @ninibear3000!
Sienna belongs to @loverofthewindgod!
Silas and Sombra belong to yours truly!
Sienna, trying to convince Ukiuk to join the group: You know...i thought it would be good to have someone along who's really...strong!
Silas: And loud!
Sombra: And grumpy!
Sanayah: And oblivious to reality!
Ukiuk: *silent*
Sienna: What of the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Silas: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Ukiuk: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Sanayah: Forks are Stabby Grabbies.
Silas: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Ukiuk: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Sanayah: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Sombra, annoyed: You are disappointments.
Sienna: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife.
Silas: Rude.
Sombra: That's fair.
Sanayah: Not again.
Ukiuk: Are you going to want this back?
Sienna: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Silas: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imaging it.
Sienna: Three of us saw it, Silas. How do you explain that?
Silas: *points at Sombra* Sleep Deprivation. *points at Sanayah* Paranoia. *points to Ukiuk* Delusional personality disorder.
Sienna: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Silas: Several traffic violations.
Sombra: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sanayah: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Ukiuk: Also, that's not our car.
Sienna: Anyone d-
Silas: Depressed.
Sombra: Drained.
Sanayah: Dumb?
Ukiuk: Disliked?
Sienna: -done with their work...what is wrong with you people?
Sienna: Looking left cause you don't treat me right.
Silas: Looking right because you left.
Sombra: Looking up because you let me down.
Sanayah: Looking down because you fucked up.
Ukiuk: What is wrong with you guys?
Sienna: I'm an idiot.
Silas:
Sombra:
Sanayah:
Ukiuk:
Sienna:
Silas: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Sienna: You kidnapped Silas?! That's illegal!
Sombra: But Sienna, what's more illegal. Briefly inconveniencing Silas, or destroying our dreams?
Sienna: Kidnapping Silas, Sombra!
Sanayah: Sienna, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them.
Sienna: What, to kidnap people?!
Sanayah: To work together!
Sienna: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!
Ukiuk: Sienna, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.
Sienna: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Silas: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Sombra: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Ukiuk: I joined on the dumb stuff.
Sanayah: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Sienna: Bye Silas! Bye Sombra! Bye Sanayah! Bye Ukiuk! Bye Silas!
Sombra: You said 'Bye Silas' twice.
Sienna: I like Silas.
Sienna: Are we really going to let Silas keep Sombra?
Sanayah: We kept Ukiuk.
Sienna: Is having a penis fun?
Silas: It has it's ups and downs.
Sombra: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Ukiuk: It's a pain in the ass.
Sanayah: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
Sienna: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Silas: Self-Esteem, haven’t seen you in years!
Sombra: Oh wow, my childhood innocence. Thank you for finding this.
Sanayah: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Ukiuk: My moral code is that you?
Sienna:
Sienna: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but so you guys need a hug?
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