gym crush
pairing: Alfie Buttle x Female oc
word count: 6k
warning: smut, pinv, fingering, oral f receiving, swearing
“Welcome back to a new episode of the pod”
Cal exclaims
‘AB, we saw your snap stories about your gym progress, any tips for the new gym goers’ chip asks
‘Nah there is not much to it. you just gotta stay motivated and consistent like make a routine and stick to it ya know? AB says enthusiastically
‘Yeah, true mate, we got to start going to together’ cal says
After the boys talk far too long about how much they can bench, they transition into making fun of their girlfriends, AB immediately sinks into the couch cushions, embarrassed that he doesn’t have anyone he can joke about.
Cal eyes AB up catching on to the fact he has gone quiet, ‘Bro you actually need to get a girlfriend AB’ Alfie’s is in shock he doesn’t know how to reply, it’s not like he hasn’t been trying to get one, he just can’t seem to get his kind of a certain someone
That he has never even talked to.
‘Nah it’s chill, don’t need one anyone’ Alfie mutters turning his face away from the boys
chip quick to jump in ‘what about that girl you always talking about? The one from your gym’
AB immediately curls over hiding his reddening face in his hands. ‘Okay let us not do that, we do not need to be talking about this on the pod. it is Hella embarrassing.
‘Nah mate we need to; this is getting embarrassing now’ Cal laughs
‘Bro this guy right here has the biggest crush on this girl at his gym and he’s to pussy to talk to her, proper virgin shit’ chip states pointing at AB, who is staring at the ground mic hanging loosely in his hand.
‘Nah bro you do not get it, gyal so fit. she is proper confident as well. she walks in and immediately has the attention of the room.
‘Why don’t you just talk to her mate?
‘Nah bro I’m done talking about it, you can’t bring up my wifey on the pod.” Ab yells
“Calling her wifey before you even talk to her is insane mate.’
‘AB, are we going to your gym tomorrow mate’ Cal says
‘Shush bro that vid is meant to be a surprise to the fans there gonna know now’ ab exclaims
Bright and early the next morning ab is in his compression shirt and young la track-pants with his small camera in his hand ‘yo family, today I’m getting out of this penthouse and back into the gym with the one and only Cal Freezy. This was meant to be a cheeky little surprise, but Cal decided to spoil it on the pod, so let’s go’
“Guys, I’m so excited. What we going to be training today?”
“We going to be training back and arms. Get excited guys.”
Time skip
“Alright, we are at the gym. Cal is using lat pulldown.”
“Nah bro, get that camera out of my damn face”
“Nah, brother chill on me right now.”
Cal is now filming ab using the lat pulldown.
“Ab feeling a lil cheeky right now.” Cal pushing the camera all up into ab’s face. “So, Mr Yo family, where is the wifey at today?”
“Bro shush; she isn’t gonna be here today. Have not seen her in about 2 weeks I’m heart broken.”
“Wait that actually sucks, I lowkey only came here to see her.”
“Bros got a fiancé at home and is fantasying about my woman.” Ab face creates a small tint of red warming his soft face.
“Virgin man has a crushhhhh.” Cal says a little bit too louder for abs comfort.
Out of the corner of his eye, Alfie noticed a flash of pink moving through the gym.
At first, he didn't believe it was her. After two weeks of convincing himself, he had somehow imagined this girl, there was no way she would just appear again.
But then she laughed.
It wasn't loud. It wasn't attention-seeking. It was just this small, genuine laugh that somehow cut through the noise of weights hitting the floor and music blasting through the speakers.
His stomach dropped.
It was her.
The girl he had spent the last two weeks pretending he wasn't checking the gym timetable for.
Cal and AB move onto the next workout which is a back extension machine.
AB tries to continue his workout without Cal noticing his changed demeaner. His movements beginning to become stiff. He is deep in thought not even thinking about the vlog.
“Hello?? AB you good?” Cal snapped ab out of his train of thought.
“Yeah, yeah. Just thinking. Let’s vlog this part.”
“Yeah, okay. All good. Do you want me to film you?”
“Sure.”
Cal brings out the camera pointing it towards AB, AB snaps back into his character.
“Okay guys, I’m currently using the back extension machine. Fuck I’m looking huge bro. You guys wish you were as Wamp as me.”
Cal flips the cam towards himself ‘bro who does this guy think he is’
The cam is back on AB now, “Broooo, I’m actually him.” As AB is talking, Cal notices a girl dressed in an all pink lululemon set. Cal eyes immediately widen.
Cal talks in a hushed tone now, “bro that was how I pictured her to be.”
AB whips his head up towards Cal, “What, what are you talking?”
Cal says, ‘you know your little gym crush, that girl over there is what I pictured her to look like.”
Abs eyes follow the direction to where Cal is looking at, his eyes widen in shock. Cal notices his change in expression.
OMG, it is her
“Yo, Cal turn the cam off now.” AB whispers while not taking his eyes off her.
The camera is quickly switched off. Ab still not taking his eyes of the blonde girl.
“Cal, don’t make it fucking obvious.” Ab voice laced with nerves as he speaks
“Gyal is actually so beautiful bro.” Cal replies to him, trying to get a good view of the girl, “Nah, bro lowkey I get you.” He says as they dap each other up
“Now you get why I was so in awe of her. I didn’t think she was gonna be here I haven’t seen her in weeks.”
“Do you usually go at the same time?”
“Yeah bro, she is always here when I am. On some fate type shit.”
‘Let’s just go talk to her then since Ur on some fate type shit.” Cal says trying to hype up AB.
AB turns to face him, “You think I can talk to her??? Be for real bro.”
“Okay fine I’ll go talks to her then.” Cal says with a massive smirk on his face. Their eye turns to look at the blonde who is currently on the Stairmaster.
“Nah bro don’t go ruining it for me. I mean look at her, she on some type of gym baddie shit with these matching sets.”
“Nah, Ab you’re that guy, you can do it.” Cal say continuing to try to hype Ab up.
“Cal seriously let’s just continue to do the vlog. Maybe I’ll do it later.”
“Whatever you say bro.” Cal said to Ab in a dry unbothered tone. ‘I’ll give you 100 pounds if you go talk to her now,”
‘Fine stop begging it’ AB says rounding his shoulders, psyching himself up to go talk to her. Alfie had spoken in front of hundreds of people. He had stood on stages, filmed himself doing ridiculous challenges, and answered questions from strangers without hesitation.
Yet somehow walking ten steps across a gym floor to ask a girl for her number felt like the hardest thing he had ever done.
His hands were suddenly too big, his heartbeat too loud, and his brain had forgotten every normal sentence he had ever learned.
At first, she doesn’t notice the large man that has entered her space, she was so caught up in mouthing along to her favourite song ignoring the fact that’s she’s pushing her body to its limit
He stood there awkwardly, turning to look at Cal with a tight lip smile scared to interrupt her workout session. Suddenly her machine slows down and so does her movements. She bends down to grab her water bottle from the cup holder and takes a long sip as she gets off the Stairmaster. AB doesn’t realise the fact that he is standing too close just admiring her presences.
Harley turns around and lets out a big scream, making the whole gym freezing.
“Omfg hello?? I didn’t see you there. Did u want to use the machine? So sorry for yelling in your face I just didn’t see you, sorry omg” Harley quickly says while catching her breath still in shock off the man standing so close to her.
AB stands with his jaw agape; she spoke with a thick accent that took him by surprise.
“Wait, I’m sorry. I came here to talk to you. Wait, Where you from?” Ab replies nervously, not able to hold eye contact with the girls deep brown eyes.
“Omg, yes, I’m Australian. I was born in Queensland. Wait I never caught your name? I swear I see you at gym all the time.” The girl says sweetly with bright smile upon her face.
“Sorry yes I’m Alfie and you are?”
“Harley.” She giggles looking up towards the tall man. “So, What’s up?”
After this AB has the sudden realisation that he doesn’t have a reason to be talking to her. ‘Oh, um erm, I just you know haven’t seen you in a while at the gym.”
“So, you are keeping tabs on me are you now? Alfie.” Harley says to Alfie with a big smile on her face.
“Nah, come on. Uhm, you know what I mean.” Alfie says nervously.
“I’m just playing around with you. Yeah, I was just in America for a lil trip.” Harley says back to Ab.
‘Nah that’s why I haven’t see your face in forever gyal’ abs immediately regret the words that have left his mouth his awkward personality getting the better of him.
‘Yeah, been super busy, need to get back on my gym grind’ Harley replies
‘True, can I get your number’ he stammers ‘not in a weird way just so we can go to the gym together some time, if that’s cool with you’
Harley replies enthusiastically ‘yeah sounds good, I need a new gym buddy to keep me motivated’
Ab pats down his short’s pockets reaching for his phone only to realise it’s at the back extension machines with Cal whose staring at them like a creep. Harley smiles at the awkward man and reaches for her phone which she opens and hands to him smoothly. He is quick to type his number in not hiding his joy, saving his number as Alfie 💪.
The video flickers to Harley now sat in the driver seat of a …, the camera slightly angled. Harley leans into the camera quickly fixing a few stray pieces of her long blonde hair.
“OMG, guys Imma be so honest and real right now. This guy from my gym asked for my number. I haven’t been in the dating scene in so long so like I just don’t know what to think. Guys as your online older sister I need your opinion. He is so fit. Ugh whatever, she’ll be right.”
Harley drops her face into her hands, after a moment she slowly lifts her head up. Looking at her reflection in the rearview mirror before looking into the camera again
“Why is this so terrifying?” Harley says as she lets out a huge sigh. Leaning into the camera, Harley begins to whisper. “Really attractive by the way, Nice Biceps. At least he famous I can’t do that again.” Her face beginning to go red from embarrassment that she even admitted that.
Harley reaches up to turn the camera off, “Wait stop this is so terrifying. Okay I got to distract myself before I start wondering what his type is.” As the words left her mouth, it sent her into a little spiral.
“Wait what is his type?? Omg I can’t.” Harley quickly switches off the camera before she says anything else.
The video cut to Harley now in the grocery, casually pushing the trolley through each aisle. “Oop guys hope you can’t see my double chin right now; I’ve positioned the camera in the baby seat. So let just ignore that one.”
…
The episode's been going for about half an hour. The boys are chatting complete rubbish. Cals in the middle of a story.
"I'm telling you now, if you rocked up to school with a turkey sandwich every day, you were getting bullied."
"That's just not true," Chip says.
"It is."
"It isn't."
"It absolutely is."
Ab's barely involved, just sat there listening and laughing every now and then. The conversation carries on for a few minutes.
Then— buzz.
A phone lights up on the table, ab glances down realise it is his phone. He reaches for it hoping it’s who he thinks it is. She is finally responded to the message he sent two hours ago, should he respond now like he wants to or make her wait.
‘Mate what are you doing? You gonna do your job or just sit on your phone’ chips ask promptly
‘Yeah, your girlfriend can wait’ Cal says wittily
‘Wait girlfriend the virgin has a girlfriend’ chip says holding his hands in the air with shock written all over his face.
‘didn’t we tell you, she showed up at the gym when I was with AB, and he got her number’ Cal says his grin wide
AB puts his phone face down on the table hoping to forget that she had messaged, he didn’t want to look to eager. by the time filming had wrapped up he was itching to grab his phone, immediately going into their messages and replying.
….
Harley walks into the gym with a confident stride that she is completely faking, she’s scared shitless of how this session will go. Her brain overwhelmed with thoughts, is she going to slow him down? Will he get mad that she is 5 minutes late?
As she rounds the corner into the gym, she sees Alfie sitting at a bench on his phone. His knees bouncing rapidly, is he nervous? Her gaze trails up his body landing on his tight black compression shirt, his soft breath lifting his big chest up and down. Her eyes slowly move towards his arm, her breath hitches. How could I man look this good in gym clothes.
He looks up through his eyebrows as she approaches, slowly looking her up and down. Harleys wearing her usual light pink booty shirts and lululemon pump cover, but she never felt so exposed. Her cheeks have slight tint of pink, warming her face. ‘Omg I’m so sorry I’m late, the traffic was crazy’
Alfie replies ‘nah it’s chill I just got here too’ he was lying through his teeth; he arrived 30 minutes early to secure the bench that he always saw her working out on.
‘Omg I love this bench it’s like perfect’ Harley turns to face the tall wide man, making eye contact with him which he quickly breaks.
‘Nah I’m telling you, it’s the only decent bench; I like how it is facing the mirrors!’ AB mutter nervously looking at his black Nike shoes attempting to avoid her eye contact.
‘Ugh yes, I fully agree. This place gets packed at six. You must claim it before some else does.’ She giggles softly ‘so today I’m going to force you to do glutes and legs with me. I see those little legs.’
Alfie is taken back at her playful remark. “Oi that’s crazy. We have only just met, and you are already roasting me?”
Harley laughs loudly, “well someone has to. Get ready, you are not going to be able to walk tomorrow.”
Alfie giggles, not sure how to respond. “Okay what does that even mean?”
Harley laughs louder this time realising what she said sounded presumptuous. ‘Whatever let’s get started’
They start with warmups, Harley easily bending her body all the yoga sessions have paid off. Alfie struggles to follow her lead, finding it impossible to touch his toes.
They then move onto the treadmill to do a small walk; Alfie never having used these machines struggles. He’s used to going straight to the workout machines.
‘Omg your warmups go crazy; I’m not one to be doing all this’ Alfie states
Harley quick to reply, ‘well I don’t want to pull a muscle, okay we are done lets go to a leg press machine. I bet I can bench more than you.’ She is quickly proven wrong when he loads the machine up with
75 pounds on each side which he completes with ease. He gets up ready to take the weights off for her
‘No Alfie let me try this weight, I think I can do it.’ Finding new motivation to prove she can be just as a strong as a man, a very muscular man. Alfie replies ‘okay then, I’ll stand next to you in case you need help getting the weights of you.’
She gets herself into place and begins to start the workout, which she finds that even though its heavy she can do it. ‘Wow you are strong.’ Alfie exclaims.
The glute machine looked far more complicated than Alfie expected. He stared at the padded seat and the weight stack, trying to work out how something so innocent-looking could humble him in under a minute.
"You're overthinking it," she said, standing beside him with an amused smile.
Alfie looked up. "I haven't even started."
"Exactly."
She stepped closer, reaching past him to adjust the settings. Her fingers brushed against the handle beside his hip as she leaned in, effortlessly taking control of the machine.
"The seat needs to be higher," she said softly.
Alfie glanced at her. "You are always this bossy?"
She looked up at him, a playful smile pulling at her lips.
"Only when people clearly don't know what they're doing."
"That's harsh."
"That's honest."
Before he could come up with a comeback, she placed a hand lightly against his knee, guiding his leg into position.
"There. Keep your feet like that."
Alfie looked down briefly, then back at her.
"You know, for someone who's supposed to be helping me, this feels a lot like bullying."
She laughed softly, stepping back just enough to give him space.
"You're dramatic."
"You're enjoying this."
"Maybe."
The way she said it made him pause.
She moved behind him, watching his posture as he prepared for the first rep.
"Relax your shoulders."
"I'm relaxed."
"No, you're not."
Alfie glanced over his shoulder. "How would you know?"
She smiled, folding her arms.
"Because you're sitting there like the machine is about to fight you."
He let out a laugh, shaking his head.
"I didn't realise a workout came with a personal attack."
"I'm motivating you."
"Is that what we're calling it?"
"Exactly."
She leaned forward again, making a small adjustment to his position. Her touch was brief, practical, but close enough that Alfie became suddenly aware of how little space there was between them.
"Better?" she asked.
He looked at her for a moment too long.
"You do this with everyone?"
She tilted her head. "Fix their form?"
"That's not what I meant."
A knowing smile appeared on her face.
"I know."
For a second, neither of them moved. Then she stepped away, breaking the moment with a grin.
"Now do your reps, Alfie."
He shook his head, trying to hide his smile.
"Yes, coach."
"Good boy."
He looked up immediately.
"Oi."
She laughed, walking away before he could respond.
After a highly successful gym session that mainly consistently of flirting, they make their way out of the front door. ‘Hey, I’m parked over here, where’s your car.’ Harley asks
‘Nah I do not drive in London, I was just gonna uber home. I’ll walk to you your car though’ AB replies
Harley’s jaw is agape ‘that’s crazy, do you just uber everywhere that must be hella expensive. i’ll just drive you.”
Ab replies nervously “oh nah don’t worry”
“Omg Alfie stops, you surely don’t live far from me” she’s already heading towards her car before he can argue.
“Okay fine, where is your car?”
“it’s just this way”
The car isn’t too far from the gym, the walk felt like forever the heavy silence filling the air like smoke. Alfie in his head trying to keep the conversation flowing, his thoughts are interrupted by Harley proclaiming, “Okay here is my baby, I love her.”
The car she is talking about is a white Porsche with custom pink leather interior he can’t help but admire, he’s always dreamed of a car like this.
He can’t help saying “Dammmm how did you get this bad boy” immediately cringing at the comment
Harley giggles slightly at his comment before speaking “Lots of hard work and dedication to be honest. Without sound cringe”
Instead of rounding to the passenger side Alfie heads towards the driver door and opens it for her, putting a handout ushering her into the car. Harley had never had this treatment before, blushing as she plops herself into the seat.
When they are both ready to leave Alfie speaks abruptly almost loudly “When did you move to London?”
“Omg it’s such a long story, put in your address please”
“Oh, shit yeah okay”
“I moved to London at 20 with someone who I thought I was going to marry. He got a crazy big job offer, so we made the big decision to move together across the world to London. It was a crazy experience from moving from a small town in Queensland Australia to London.”
Alfie heart drops he wonders if they are still in contact
“Oh, shit that must have been a massive change”
“Well yeah, I always wanted to get out of my small town, but I didn’t think it was going to be this extreme. It was the best and worst thing I’ve ever done.”
“Yeah, must have been. I can’t imagine moving away from my family.”
“That is a really hard part, but I loved the person I was moving with. I thought it was going to help us but it lowkey did the opposite.”
“Oh, what happened? Do you wanna talk about it?”
“Nah it’s okay, I’m healed don’t worry! He is long gone. Anyways enough with my trauma dump, I wanna hear more about you.”
Alfie blushes at her comment. He can’t help but feel slightly relieved that’s she not saying this guy.
‘Not much going on in my life just gym and work, I try to see my parents as much as I can, but they live further up north so it’s hard to organise plans’
‘Yeah, I hear that, I haven’t seen my parents in a few months’ Harley replies
‘Yeah, it’s hard u miss them, but I love it here more’
‘Yeah, okay we are here.’
Alfie looks out the window to see his apartment building, having so much fun that he didn’t even realise how much time had passed. Truthfully, he didn’t want this drive to end. ‘Hey Harley, can we meet up soon, like maybe for a dinner date sometime instead of the gym’
Harley can’t help but smile a little “yes of course, that sounds great”
Ab is lost for words; he was kind of expecting her to deny his request. Alfie smiles towards the blonde woman, “okay, great! Ill message you tonight about it.” Harley doesn’t verbally respond to the man in the passenger seat but present him with a warm smile. Alfie quickly collects his belonging that were sitting at his feet, he goes to open the door before pausing and he quickly turns to her. “I had fun with you today. Thank you for driving me.” Harley giggles at the man sudden seriousness, “Nah, don’t worry about it. I really enjoyed being with your alf.” Alfie blushes at the fact she had given him a nickname. “I’ll see you soon.” Alfie replies finally getting out of the car. Harley says, “bye bye Alf.” While waving at the tall man.
…
the boys sit around the podcast studio all in their assigned seats on their phones, giggling to themselves. As the producer counts down to start recording Alfie is hit with a sudden wave of anxiety, surely the boys won’tbring her up again. They know Alfie had seen her, but he hadn’t told them anything else, scared that they will expose everything
almost immediately chip stares Alfie down ‘so tell us, what’s happening with your gym crush’ he drags out the word crush, throwing it in Alfie’s bright red face.
‘Mate don’t even, I hate that look on your face. You’re plotting something. I feel like I’m at an intervention’ The room burst into laughter, the producer behind the camera holding in a loud cackle.
‘let’s talk about it, you’ve barely told us anything’
‘Okok if you’re forcing me, we went to the gym together...’ he lets that sit in the air the silence deafening.
Cals the first one to break it ‘ok… we already knew that idiot’
‘We have other plans as well; it’s not just that’
"Wait, wait, wait..." chip said, suddenly sitting up. "Are you saying you actually asked her out?"
He tried to play it cool. "Yeah, we might be getting dinner."
The table went silent for a second.
"No way."
"Wait so you’re telling me, that the blonde Australian from your gym that is completely out of your league has said yes to a date with you. You. Alfie Buttle.’ Cal states
‘Why you are acting surprised’ ab says
‘Like the lululemon set wearing Stairmaster god? Chip asks in shock
‘Bro what, you’re at unc status, you have a fiancé at home you can’t be saying that’ Cal says
‘Not like that you freak, Harleys chill or whatever’
‘Someone Delete that, this cannot see the light of day’
It infact did not get deleted, someone needed to be fired. As soon as the episode aired Uk YouTube twitter went crazy, spamming with question of who Alfie’s gym girl was. Unfortunately for Alfie’s sake this could not have aired at a worse time, Alfie was currently sitting across from Harley on their very first date. Both their phones blowing up with notifications.
…
They look down in unison at their phones, both their phones pinging loudly echoing across the quiet dimly lit restaurant. Alfie skims his messages and says ‘sorry itsit’s just work, they never know when to shut up’ he does a double take at his phone when a twitter notification catches his eye, reading “ALFIES SECRET GIRLFRIEND” his face drops, as he raises his eyes, he sees the same shock on Harleys Harleys face, what was she seeing.
‘What is this Alfie’ Harley questions ‘whose AB’
‘Wait what do you mean’
‘My Instagram is blowing up with notifications about some man talking about me on a podcast’
‘Omg I was talking about this date on a podcast with my mates, I didn’t think they would air it.’
‘Podcast?? Bro who are you’ Harley questions slightly raising her voice. she’s doesn’t like a man that lies to her, she’s been through this before with her ex-bf.
"Oh my God..."
"What?"
He quickly unlocked his phone, his Twitter feed refreshing before his eyes. Every other post was about him and Harley.
ALFIE ACCIDENTALLY REVEALS MYSTERY GIRL.
WHO IS HARLEY?
THE FELLA'S HOST LEAKS GIRL'S NAME.
His heart sank.
"No... no, no, no."
"What?" Harley asked, her voice laced with concern.
"It aired."
"What aired?"
"The episode." He ran a hand through his hair, already seeing clips spreading everywhere. "I thought they'd edit that part out."
His phone continued buzzing relentlessly. Messages from his manager. Messages from his mates. Missed calls. Twitter notifications. Hundreds of mentions.
‘Wait I’m sorry can you please explain why you have a podcast’
Alfie sighs dramatically ‘I’m a youtuber, and Ive got a podcast with my mates. I swear I didn’t mean to bring you up they just kept asking about you’
Harley frown grows into a smirk as she asks ‘wait you talking about me with you friends, how cute’
‘Wait I know why my phone is blowing up but why is yours?’ Alfie questions
‘Uhm I may have a YouTube Chanel as well, for fitness and life updates. Not something I like to mention on a first date’ Harley remarks slyly
‘Wow you liar, how many followers do you have’
‘2.9 mil, getting up there’
‘Wtf how have we never crossed paths in YouTube parties and stuff’ Alfie exclaims
‘I mainly stick to myself I haven’t really put myself out there after me and my ex broke up, just focused on gym and stuff’
Alfie stared at her for a moment, the noise of the restaurant fading around them.
Two hours ago, he had been sitting across from the girl he had spent months admiring from across the gym, trying not to look like an idiot. Now he was finding out she had millions of people watching her too.
And somehow that didn't make him feel intimidated.
It made him understand her.
"Wait," Alfie said softly. "So, you've been dealing with this whole world as well?"
Harley shrugged, looking down at her glass. "Yeah, I guess. It's just different when it's your choice."
The words made him pause.
"What do you mean?"
She traced the edge of the glass with her finger, thinking about how to explain it.
"I don't mind sharing parts of my life. I love making videos. I love helping people with fitness and stuff. But after my last relationship..." She hesitated. "It became hard separating what was real and what was for everyone else."
Alfie's expression softened.
"That's why you didn't tell me?"
Harley looked up quickly. "I wasn't trying to lie."
"I know."
The answer came so quickly that it caught her off guard.
"You do?"
"Yeah." He smiled slightly. "Because honestly, I did the exact same thing."
Harley raised an eyebrow.
"You literally just found out I exist on the internet."
"Yeah, but I didn't tell you because I was scared, you'd think I was some arrogant YouTuber trying to impress you."
A small laugh escaped her.
"Alfie, you walked up to me at the gym and forgot your own phone."
He smiled, embarrassed. "Okay, that wasn't my best moment."
"No, it was actually kind of cute."
The word hung between them. Cute. Alfie looked down, trying to hide the smile pulling at his face.
"You think I'm cute?"
"Don't let it go to your head."
"Too late."
Harley rolled her eyes, but she couldn't hide her smile. For the first time since their phones started exploding with notifications, neither of them cared.
The world could speculate. People could make videos. They could write whatever they wanted online. But sitting across from each other, laughing quietly in a restaurant, they weren't AB or trainwithharley
They were just two people who accidentally found each other.
"Can I ask you something?" Harley said.
"Anything."
"Are you annoyed?"
His eyebrows furrowed. "About what?"
"That this is how our first date turned out."
Alfie looked around at the phones still lighting up, the messages waiting, the chaos waiting outside.
Then he looked back at her.
"No."
The answer came without hesitation.
"Actually, I think it's kind of funny."
"Funny?"
"Yeah. Because I've spent weeks trying to figure out how to impress you, and somehow the universe decided to expose both of us in the middle of dinner."
Harley laughed, shaking her head.
"That's actually the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
"Maybe." He smiled. "But I still got to have dinner with you." The softness in his voice made her smile fade into something warmer.
"You're quite sweet, Alfie."
He looked away, suddenly shy again.
"Don't tell anyone. Ruins my reputation."
"Your secret's safe with me."
Their phones buzzed again at the same time.
Neither of them moved.
Harley glanced at hers, then back at him.
"Should we check?"
Alfie shook his head.
"Nah."
A small smile appeared on her face.
"Really?"
"Yeah."
He leaned back in his chair.
"Let them talk. I want to finish my date."
And for the first time that night, Harley forgot about the thousands of people watching because the one person she actually cared about was sitting right in front of her.
…
Alright, welcome back to another episode of The Fellas,” Chip says, leaning into the microphone with a grin. “We’ve got a good one for you lot today.”
The others nod along, still joking amongst themselves as the producer counts them in.
Cal says, settling into his chair. “Hope you’re all doing well. Today we’ve got a bit of a different episode for you because we’ve got something planned that none of you know about.”
The boys exchange quick looks, trying not to laugh.
“Yeah, we’ve actually got a surprise guest coming in,” Chip adds, acting completely casual.
The conversation immediately shifts as the boys start talking about random things — the latest football drama, funny stories from the week, and the usual chaos that somehow turns into a 20-minute conversation about absolutely nothing.
But there’s a strange energy in the room.
The boys keep glancing towards the studio door.
The viewers watching the episode have no idea what’s happening. They assume it’s just another normal episode, another day of the boys messing around.
Alfie tries to act relaxed, but every now and then he looks towards the door with a small smile, like he’s waiting for something.
“You lot are being weird today,” one of the boys’ jokes.
“What? We’re literally just talking,” Alfie replies, laughing.
A few minutes later, there’s a quiet knock on the studio door. The entire room goes silent for half a second. The boys all look at each other.
“Who’s that?” Chip asks, pretending not to know.
Alfie smirks but says nothing.
The door handle slowly turns. The boys immediately sit up, trying to keep their reactions under control as the secret guest steps into the room.
For a moment, nobody says anything. The cameras keep rolling. The viewers still have no idea who is about to walk in.
And then she appears in the doorway. Harley quickly shouts “Yo Familyyy!” While walking towards the boys
The boys burst into laughter as the surprise finally begins. Everyone settles down, quickly hugging her. Harley nerves finally settled now she is with Alfie, sitting down next to her man.
“So, everyone at home, you might be confused right now. This is the beautiful Harley, or Ab’s gym crush.”
“Hi guys, it so nice to finally put a face on who leaked my identify.” Harley smirks “Thanks Chip.”
“Yeah, sorry about that one. Anyways, Harley tell us more about yourself.” Chip says quickly trying to avoid the topic of him revealing who she was.
“Well, I’m Australian obviously. I moved to London a few years ago if you want to hear more about that. You can check out my YouTube TrainwithHarley.” Harley says.
“Okay the shameless plug, Harley.” Alfie says while giggling at the blonde. “Oh, shut up, Alf.” Harley turn towards the man; their eye contact creates tension that fills the whole room. Alfie stares at the girl next to him, almost forgetting his surroundings.
When Cal quickly snaps the pair out of the trance, “Okay no more eye fucking each other while we are filming.” Alfie quickly snaps his neck towards Cal, “Okay your mad, you aren’t sitting next to this absolute rocket.”
Harley scoffs while lightly tapping his leg. “Sorry, I meant to say this beautiful, kind, caring woman.” Harley cheeks redden for the man besides her openly talking about her in such a positive tone. Harley has never experienced a man who can freely talk about her rather than being ashamed.
“Anyways, I’m actually parted with Lululemon! Which is just so crazy to think about.” Harley remarks proudly about herself.
Alfie further hypes up her, “My baddie is Lululemon model! How did I bag this one?”
‘Omg stop alf’ Harley blushes
‘Wait wait, what do you mean by bagging her. Are you trying to tell us something’ chip asks
Harley smiles as she declares ‘uhm surprise guys, he asked me to be his girlfriend. I had to say yes guys ugh’
They boys laugh at Harleys statement, begging to hear about this
‘Harley, I know you want to tell this story’ Ab says staring at her gushing side profile. Still not believing that the girl he was scared to approach at the gym was finally his.
‘Ok guys so basically, he planned our whole day, starting with breakfast in bed then a nice little walk around the neighbourhood. We basically just hung out around the grotto all day, doing my favourite thing ever, nothing. Then he took me out to lunch and when we came back, he had one of your mates set the apartment up as a movie night with my fav movies, that’s how he asked’ Harley explains
‘It’s honestly my favourited story to tell at the moment and probably forever, you could tell he was nervous as well proper shitting it’ Harley giggles adding onto the story
Ab gasps ‘ok so she’s ruined it she can never tell that story ever again’
‘No, it was cute to see how much you cared’ Harley says as she pecks Alfie’s lips
Cal and chip gag dramatically at this public display of affection never seeing their friend in this light. Cal cries ‘okay that’s it for this podcast, turn it off. They need to go now’
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The moment they stepped back into Alfie’s apartment, the noise of the outside world seemed to disappear.
No cameras. No microphones. No questions about how they met or what they loved about each other. Just the two of them, still carrying the excitement of the podcast and the strange feeling of realizing that people now knew what they had been quietly building for the past two months.
Alfie kicked off his shoes and laughed. “I can’t believe we actually did that.”
Harley smiled, leaning against the doorway. “You mean survived an hour of your mates asking us about our relationship?”
“Exactly.”
They laughed, the kind of laughter that only came when they were completely comfortable. The nerves from the podcast faded, replaced by the familiar warmth they had found in each other so quickly.
“You were good in there,” Alfie said softly. Harley looked over. “Yeah?”
“Yeah. But I liked you better when the cameras were off.”
A smile crossed Harley’s face. “That might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said.”
He sits down on his grey couch slightly tapping the space next to him inviting her. She readily agrees, filling up the space next to the muscular man. “Should watch a movie?” Alfie slightly whisper to Harley, wanting to keep the quiet and slow atmosphere. “Yeah, I’d love that actually.” Harley says matching his soft tone.
Alfie quickly grabs the remote, sitting back down slightly closer to her than before. Harley breath hitches at the sudden closeness, the warmth of his body resting so nearby. She can’t help but cuddle into his side, resting her leg over his thighs accidently grazing his semi. Alfie’s eyes widen meeting her soft gaze, a smirk lining her soft plump lips. She giggles at the feeling of his dick pressed against her.
Alfie ignores her giggles, slightly embarrassed at the thought of her feeling him. “Is this good?” How to lose a guy in 10 days appearing on the screen. “Omfg yes! I love this movie so much.” Harley agrees with the man. As the movie progresses Harley inches closer to Alfie rubbing herself against him. He can’t help but let out little groans her and there enjoying the friction a little too much. She doesn’t know when but at some point, during the move she finds herself situated on his lap nipping at his neck, pressing her crotch fully against him. She moves her lips away from his neck peppering kisses over his face, making her way to his lips. The gentle kiss turns aggressive and passionate as he guides her hips against his. Alfie pulls away slightly between kisses their lips only an inch apart ‘are you sure you want this, Because I don’t know if I will be able to stop if you keep rubbing yourself against me like this’ Alfie states. ‘Please I need you, alf’ Harley moans.
Something inside him snaps hearing her breathy tone begging for him. He scoops her up of the couch leading her to the bedroom. They crash into each wall, not being able to sperate themselves causing Alfie to walk blindly. He kicks open the door and throws her onto the bed. When she opens her eyes, he’s got his shirt off and is climbing over her, caging her with his big body. She grinds upwards pressing her heat against his abdomen trying to get some friction. She practically rips her shirt off revealing a lacey red bra clung to her swollen breasts. He kisses from her neck down to her stomach showing extra attention to each nipple, the lace adding an extra layer of stimulation. When his lips meet the button of her jeans he looks up through his eyebrows at her, silently asking for permission
Harley nods ‘please alf’ she whispers breathlessly. He takes his sweet time unzipping her jeans teasing her. His eyes land on the matching red panties she is wearing. He groans ‘you wore these just for me didn’t you sweetheart, knew this was my favourite colour’ ripping her jeans all the way off and playing with her clit though her thin underwear, she grinds herself into his hand grabbing his wrist to hold him in place ‘nu huh sweetheart you gotta wait’ he rips her underwear off and begins kissing at her clit, poking his tongue out flicking at it. She grabs a fistful of his hair, and he takes that as a warning he starts eating her pussy like a man starved, pushing his tongue in and out of her furiously.
After making her finish twice just from his hand and tongue Alfie is rock solid, he hadn’t realised he had been rubbing himself against the plush bed frame this whole time trying to pleasure himself as well ‘alf please I want you cock’ Harley begs
Alfie doesn’t waste a second pulling of the rest of his clothes and grabbing a condom from his bed side drawer, his cock nudges her entrance grinding his tip against her wet folds, he enters slowly not wanted to hurt her. ‘you’re so big alf is that all the way in’ she asks looking down, only to realise he’s only put in half. ‘you’re so tight for me so good pretty girl, this pussy was made for me’ Alfie states in breathless anticipation. Once he’s fully inside her he doesn’t move letting her adjust to his size, when she’s comfortable, he start grinding slowly. She wraps her legs around his hips grinding upwards meeting his pace ‘faster alf please I need you’ with that alfie picks up his pace slamming into her making the whole apartment rattle, he tucks his head into her neck. she bites down on his shoulder. He groans at the feeling fucking her harder, drilling her into the mattress. He grabs a pillow from above her and plops it under her hips allowing him to get a better angle at her g spot. She can feel herself reaching her high ‘just like that Alfie don’t stop I’m nearly there’ he moans as he feels her walls convulsing around him they both finish at the same time Alfie stilling his hips. ‘Wow Harley that was incredible, you’re incredible’
‘We should have done that way sooner’ Harley quips kissing the now reddening bite mark on his shoulder.
‘c’mon baby lets get you in the bath’ he says kissing her forehead.
