Armin: Annie, your actually pretty ni-
Connie: (loudly groaning) uuuugggggggghh!!!
Both Armin and Annie turn to look at Connie.
Connie: sorry, I just can’t take this anymore, would you just go on a date already.
Armin: wha?!?
Connie: seriously you two have been doing this little dance for the better part of two years.
Annie: I don’t know what your talking about.
Connie: says the girl who talks in her sleep and Apperently mention “Armih” a lot
Annie: (harsh whisper) “I don’t know what your talking bout and if I did, how the hell would you know”
Connie: I have my sources (off to side) specifically someone who will tell you just about anything for an extra roll at dinner
Annie: (to side) dammit Sasha.
Armin: (trying to interrupt) I don’t think we should be gett—
Connie(interrupting) and don’t even get me started with you Armin(looking to Annie) you know how he always seems to be in the library “studying” in truth, he doesn’t even need to be studying, he knew all the stuff by heart. He just wanted an excuse to be near you”
Annie: (turns to Armin with a shocked expression)
Armin: wha-I- it’s just
Connie: ok so now that that’s out in the open, could one of you please ask the other out and then both of you promptly apologize for the 18 month headache you have given all of us.
Quartermaster: OY, WHATS GOING ON OVER HERE
Armin,Annie and Connie (salute) NOTHING SIR!!!
Quartermaster: one more word outta any of you and its double stable duty(walks off)
Connie: (whisper) well, we are waiting
Armin (sheepishly): hey A-Annie
Annie: (blank tone):yes
Armin: do y-you maybe wanna go out on Friday, I mean if your no-
Annie: Friday works for me.
Armin: great
Connie(rolling his eyes, wordlessly mouthing) Finally
Quartermaster: EYES FORWARD MAGGOT!!!
Connie(hurriedly looking ahead) Sorry!!!
