#uncle adieu

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Also can we talk about how in the new WH store announcement vid, we see younger versions of some of Howdy's family? Ramblings below:

Aside from it being neat, it seems like both Gam Gam and Hiya DON'T have their wings at that point in time yet??

I always assumed that the Pillars get theirs' as kids like Howdo and Youdo, and Howdy just... didn't get his, but maybe not? Maybe since their dad is a bee, they got theirs early?

Like a lot are already speculating, I think Howdy getting his wings (or not) is going to be a focus at some point in WH, and it's probably going to be horrifying...I can't wait!

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○o。.Pillar Headcannons Pt.2!!.。o○

I've written over 38 new headcannons for howdys family, but I'm not feeling like posting them all in one day, so this for the meantime (ToT).

The twins are currently enrolled in Boy Scouts (sponsored by Howdys Place)

When the two were young, Latter flew off his bike after howdy convinced him to try his new "parkour" (he needed stitches after the fall 💔).

Howdy and Latter would drive Seeya around in a little red wagon when she wasn't able to walk or sit up properly (more baby to toddler years, maybe).

Howdy was also a boy scout but was WAY more dedicated to his troop than the twins are

Skeddadle pranked Uncle Aideu when he was younger, which led to Adieu slipping and falling down the stairs one morning

Howdy once got in trouble for selling HW answers and testing answers to other kids (no one knows how he got the answers still to this day)

Seeya was once temporarily banned from listening to the Beatles because she kept the volume on WAY to high

Hiya has a habit of covering her mouth whenever she laughs or smiles

Latter has a hobby of oil painting and has a few of his paintings hung around his apartment

Seeya designed her shared home with Beeya and he fully furnished it

Howdy and his siblings would spend their summers at Gam Gam's every year until they grew older

Gam Gam has those plastic coverings on all her furniture (she"ll never remove it)

Seeya once got caught sneaking in Beeya and was on punishment for the rest of the school year 😭

The twins got in trouble once for trying to recreate the scene from king Kong (1933, yk what I'm talking about) and ended up breaking a vase and their toy set. Their also banned from watching TV unsupervised anymore

Sorry if these kinda suck I'm still in school atm and I'm so exhausted I can't think properly 💔. I'll try to post more soon over the weekend.

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she walked in at the WRONG time

+bonus

[spookymultimedia]

Here's my rough estimate of Howdys family, some of it I had to headcannon to make it coherent

I headcannon Hiya and Toodaloo are sisters and Sally Tations is their Mother. It's also possible that Sue, Drew, Buck, Chuck, Barley, Charlie and Dolly are step siblings and that only Howdy, Seeya and Latter are all the biological spawn of both Hiya and Biya. I do think it's interesting that the names from the secret audio don't have the naming scheme the rest of the Pillars do. It's possible that Clown and Friends just hadn't thought that far ahead and the naming scheme was a future idea. I think those family members are still canon but they might've been scrapped??? I doubt it though. I could add more headcannons and make this more elaborate if I wanted to lol

Sorry about Adieu's name 😅 I was close okay

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Gender and Orientation HCs for the Pillar Family

Howdy Pillar is a transmasculine intersex man who is polysexual.

Hiya and Biya are heterosexual and pericis

Latter Pillar is a heterosexual effeminate pericis man

Seeya Pillar is a bisexual pericis woman

Beeya Pillar is a heterosexual trans man

Howdo is gay aroallo and pericis

Youdo is gay alloace and pericis

Aunt Toodaloo is heterosexual and pericis

Uncle Adieu is bisexual and pericis

Skedaddle Pillar is a queer transmasculine genderqueer/non-binary intersex guy

Gam Gam Sally Tations is an intersex lesbian

[punny-buddy-barnaby]

Heyyyyy buddddddddyyyyyyy- what do ya think of howdy’s family?

Well uh...give me a second to pull out the list- I currently only have a quarter of a wiggle but I can tell you what I got-

So uh, we'll start with...Hiya!

Hiya is a very sweet woman, I think she's the kindest bug I've met! I mean, other than howdy but he can be a bit pushy with his sales- plus she makes the best food I've ever tasted! And she ain't ever broke the spaghetti! Still mad at someone for doing that- not supposed to break it-

Biya is nice too but I don't know him as well, I heard he's a clumsy fellow- kind of reminds me a mailman I know!

Aunt Toodaloo is nice and all but I do t like her all too much- she keeps asking howdy when he'll sell his shop and it just irks me, really just irks me. Other than that she's a sweet Lady!

Uncle Adieu is uh....I have no clue what that man is saying!!- plus there was....the incident- no one will believe me but I swear to you he said, in perfect English, said "no one will believe you" when everyone went outside!!!-

Cousin Skedaddle is really nice! Me and him get along! We smoke cigarettes together sometimes! Other than that we uh...we don't got much in common

Oh and Seeya is just a sweetheart, really takes after her mother in that sense, she's wonderful! Absolutely wonderful! She helped me get out of a hole I accidentally dug myself into-

Beeya is great to, really great guy to just mellow out with, he is so calm all of the time! Though I wish him and Seeya wouldn't drop their kids off everywhere, but it's fine, I lover those two trouble makers! Speaking of which!

Howdo and Youdo are the funniest trouble makers I know!! I got them to prank Frank once and it was a holler!! We was on our backs laughing, it was so fun!

And than there's Gam Gam Sally Tations, I don't think she likes me very much- she hits me with the news paper Everytime I come around, I think she hates me infact- she calls me "dumb dog"-

Now, don't tell Howdy- but I did save the best for last!

Honestly Latter is my favorite out of the entire family! Sure his poems are sad and feel dreadful, but they're nicely done I think! Everyone else calls me tone deaf cause of it but I know when I like something! And I quite like Latter, he's really nice!

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Uncle adieu plz save me 🥺

I love him so much 😭😭 I need to seriously draw him and howdys other family members more often

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.。o○Pillar Family Headcannons: Jobs!○o。.

♡♡ Reminder that this is just my personal interpretation and not canon ♡♡

Hiya Pillar: "Computer" (Worked for a tech company part-time for several years before quitting in the late 50s-early 60s. Now currently a housewife, enjoying an early retirement).

Biya Pillar: Buisness Owner (Hardware Store, started in the 40s and is still a thriving buisness!).

Aunt Toodleloo: Saleswoman (I can see her being an Avon lady or a realtor).

Uncle Adieu: Computer Engineer (Works at the same company Hiya did, near retirement age. I can see him and Toodleloo owning a buisness together on the side).

Seeya Pillar: Counter girl/Beauty advisor (best MUA in her department, has her cosmetology license as well).

Beeya Pillar: Carpenter (I know he's a bee but something about him just screams carpenter to me).

Latter Pillar: Journalist/Columnist (Works at a starting Newspaper company, writes more about the arts and the daily news. Possibly works part-time at a coffee shop).

Cousin Skeddadle: Record store clerk (He seems like the type to enjoy being around music and knows a lot about the history of music).

Gam Gam Sally Tations: Compter Operator (I don't know much about computers in the 20s-30s but I do think she would've started out as a computer, but over time, was able to climb through ranks before retirement).

I don't know a lot about computers so I'm very sorry if I got any of the information wrong, I'm going off of what I was taught from prior knowledge 😭😭 feel free to correct me if I'm wrong though ^_^!!

I was gonna add my wh oc's current and future occupation on here but I decided to add that for another post and just keep it as offical characters :^