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[meowdei]

This year I am going to read more fics I mean it so everyone tell me the fic they are most proud of in the comments or in my inbox or my DMs wtv you want idc I am serious about this pls do it bc my goal is to read at least one fic from every mutual I can

[itficlibrary]

Hey y’all! Do you have any recs for crack fics? Gen or any ship, anything is appreciated. 🤡

Hi!

First of all, apologies for how late this is!! Both mod Bevvy and I have been suuuper busy so we haven't been checking the blog as often as we really shoud be TToTT

In apology, here are ten crack fics that I've enjoyed!

Insurance Man by avocadomoon

(4k words)

"Eddie," Richie says, laughing a little, "what the fuck is going on? Are you in the mob?" Eddie doesn't laugh.

My Teeth Were So Long by glorious_spoon

(7.4k words)

“Wait, so you’re saying that she kicked you out because you kept shedding on the furniture?” Eddie pauses in his twelve-step post-airport hand-sanitizing routine to shoot Richie a truly poisonous glare from under his eyebrows. “If you laugh, I’m going to kill you.” Well, shit. Richie’s a dead man. “I’m not laughing!” he protests, smearing a hand over his mouth to make sure that it stays true, at least until Eddie is out of earshot. “I’m just saying. That was the final straw? Not the, you know…” “Lycanthropy?” Eddie finishes dryly. - Or: instead of killing him, the clown turns Eddie into a were-Pomeranian. Richie copes, sort of.

how (not) to ring in twenty-one by anonymous

(7.3k words)

Stan's eyes are crazy wide, and maybe a little shiny. "You ruined your Reputation shirt just to save me?"  "Yeah." Bill'd probably give up listening to Taylor entirely if it meant Stan was okay, but Stan knows how much he loves her and saying something like that would be a little telling. "Uh, happy birthday?"

37 things pennywise does while waiting for richie and eddie to finish going at it by leetheshark

(700 words)

When Pennywise shows up at the Derry Inn to terrorize the adult Losers, Richie and Eddie are busy getting busy, so Pennywise politely waits for them to finish. These are the things he does in the meantime.

Oh, thanks! by NeutralMime

(400 words)

Georgie looked at the terrifying clown, "Hi Georgie. What a nice boat, want it back?" The child blinked before beaming, "Yes please!" He took it and then left in less than a second. Pennywise was dumbfounded.

novelty coffee mugs (and other things your boyfriend doesn't want for christmas) by plinys

(1.3k words)

Because there in Eddie’s hands are two coffee mugs: one labeled MILF and the other, DILF. “Okay, so you were right, not a sex toy!"

It's Nice To Have A Friend by notalone91

(3.6k words)

Eddie is finally getting to spend some quality time with his girlfriend. That is, until his roommate gets home.

take on me (take me on) by resurrectdead

(3.8k words)

Eddie might as well call 911; Richie has stolen his heart and he’s getting away with it, too. or: in a world without a killer clown, richie invites the losers to see a movie about a killer doll. unfortunately, only eddie goes with him.

clogging the timeline by impravidus

(2.3k words)

TMZ ✔ @TMZ Standup comedian Richie Tozier and award winning fashion designer Beverly Marsh getting very cozy at dinner. [Image Description: A picture of Richie and Beverly in a restaurant. Beverly’s body is obscured by Richie’s, but his hands are angled suspiciously close to her breasts.] > richie tozier ✔ @trashmouthTM i’m pretty sure that’s when bev said she’s glad i have a shriveled up old man dick because i would only breed abominations and then i spit red wine on her designer blouse >> Beverly Marsh ✔ @bevmarshofficial It stained. (OR: The Losers on Twitter) TMZ ✔ @TMZ Standup comedian Richie Tozier and award winning fashion designer Beverly Marsh getting very cozy at dinner. [Image Description: A picture of Richie and Beverly in a restaurant. Beverly’s body is obscured by Richie’s, but his hands are angled suspiciously close to her breasts.] > richie tozier ✔ @trashmouthTM i’m pretty sure that’s when bev said she’s glad i have a shriveled up old man dick because i would only breed abominations and then i spit red wine on her designer blouse >> Beverly Marsh ✔ @bevmarshofficial It stained. (OR: The Losers on Twitter)

freaking out the neighborhood by killuaology

(14.5k words) (explicit)

Richie thinks that this is what being a father is like. He sure fucking feels like a father, dropping all of his plans to take care of his pet, making very specific google searches and running around his apartment like a madman, grabbing toys and a blanket and a few mice in a tupperware bowl. He knows logistically that everything he’s grabbing is useless and what he really needs is a chill pill and maybe some whiskey to soothe his shaking hands, but Richie can’t help the way his paternal side wakes up and takes control of his mind. Instead of buckling a child into a carseat, though, Richie grabs a snake from a terrarium and transfers him into the “travel cage” that he bought when he brought his snake to see a drive-in movie. Noodle is curled into a sad ball, his tail wrapped tightly around itself. He’s asleep even as Richie picks him up, which is the first bad sign, and he doesn’t move at all when Richie plants him into his other cage, which is the second bad sign. Richie can’t run to his car fast enough. [or: richie's pet snake is sick and he goes to see vet eddie ;) ;)]

[911ficrecs]

Express to Nowhere by dancer_me - 22,467 words, teen+

Summary: Buck is spiraling, he knows he is. “Spiral up,” his therapist had been telling him. Yeah, sure, he could totally do that from his current position circling the drain.

Or,

TK, Carlos, and the rest of the 126 are in LA for a first responders convention where they get a chance to reunite with the 118 family.

TK needs a coffee, Buck needs a hug, and everyone else really needs for TK and Buck to not get into trouble for once. Nobody wins.

[sambuckylibrary]

MOD PICKS

leftovers by CapnWinghead

M | 19.2K | nwa

With the New Avengers up and running, Sam finally has time to start dating again. Unfortunately, it's not going as well as he'd hoped.

With Shadows as with Solid Things by elwenyere

M | 10.7k | nwa

“The first thing Sam thought when he woke up bathed in a one-inch sea of water and a soft haze of orange light was: I don’t have time for this shit.”

Or, Sam and Bucky find each other in the Soul World, and it's impossibly dull - until it's not.

You smile like the sun that shines through the rain by Gracerevealed

E | 22.7k | ccnw

“After they return - when Thanos is dead, Steve is gone, and Sam is mourning all of their collective losses - Sam decides he needs time alone to get his mind right.

He’s not sure if the monotony hurts or helps, but in those early days, he’s filled with an overwhelming sense of being an imposter in his own life. Nothing feels right, and it takes every ounce of his professional training to keep himself connected to the space around him. He touches the uneven covers of a few magazines from time to time, runs his fingers along the bumpy spines of some old economic books laying around, instead of disassociating from his surroundings like his mind is urging him to do.

And maybe that’s why he eventually falls in to touching Barnes instead.”

Strong Enough (To be Yours) by targaryen_melodrama

T | 9.7k | nwa

Packing a bag and leaving the city the way he did had seemed like a great idea two weeks ago, but now? Away from his friends and family, and without the person he recently found out was his soulmate?

Sam isn’t so sure anymore.

Who Wins Most Messed Up by hobbitdragon

E | 16k | nwa but contains discussions of rape and castration pls check tags.

Sam knows he puts up a damn convincing front. It works so well because mostly it’s not a front at all. So long as nobody looks at Sam’s dating life, Sam’s the picture of health, both mental and physical.

[aziraphales-library]

Just completed an AU with Aziraphale as a single Dad to Adam and Crowley as the employee of an indoor adventure park called Of Ducks and Ineffability. Ranguvar82

Sounds interesting!

Of Ducks and Ineffability by Ranguvar82 (M)

Aziraphale accidentally became a father when his half sister abandoned her son. Adam is the most important thing in his life, but sometimes he wishes he had someone else to share it with. But it seems that luck is not on his side. That is, until he meets a rather gorgeous redhead in the most unlikely of places.

Crowley is the Event Planner(read glorified babysitter) for the Happy Ducks Indoor Adventure Park. He likes the job fine. So it comes as a shock when he meets a kid that he really, genuinely likes.  As for this Adam's Dad?

Crowley is convinced he's an angel.

~ Mod G

[newbiesficlibrary]

Dust of Snow by Perzikje

Word count: 23k Rating: Explicit

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Louis and Harry are professional snowboarders and have known each other for years. When their relationship changes, they both handle it differently. Harry struggles with his newfound sexuality while Louis struggles with his feelings. In the end it will all work out, but first they have to figure it out.

[calebmusik21]

My first PC Build! I ordered everything online (Shopee and Lazada) Gaming, Streaming and Music Production under 30k budget. SULIT! #CalebSantosGAMING Premieres 6pm tonight! Link in bio. https://www.instagram.com/p/CF6m5vHHczY/?igshid=7qc7nqulrbg3

[yoonkooklibrary]

hi! any spiderkook recs similar to bellamees' stories? ty

HOPE DANGLES ON A STRING by orphan_account (7/8 | E | 26,876)

Boy genius Jeon Jungkook has a couple of secrets that he’s been nursing for a while: the first has to do with a radioactive spider, the second has to do with boy-next-door Min Yoongi.

Or, the YoonKook Spiderman!AU to feed all of us hungry (hangry) rarepair shippers. Happy rarepair month, my loves.

happy reading :))