UT UF and mafiafell sans + US and SF papyrus (i think its 5 the limit?) when they hear a sneeze for the first time? It's from their crush or S/O and it is the cutest little kitten sneeze EVER.
(well I sound like a man when I sneeze-)
Here where you live, winter can be really rough for everyone, even for its inhabitants, so it is perfect for the monsters that lived in Snowdin, it makes them feel closer to their old land and less homesick.
Since that you have a relationship with Sans, you hang out a lot in his house in winter. It’s so warm and cozy! Much more than you rented apartment.
And his brother is such a sweetheart! He cooks for you every time you go to their house and you don’t have to move one single muscle. You are their guest after all.~
However, one of the many problems you have to face in the winter is the famous colds. Being you a very touchy person, you always catch at least one cold at this season. Poor you.
It’s the first cold you have since you date Sans and he got very worried about you. Are you sick? Is it dangerous? There is any cure? Please tell him you aren’t going to die!!
“No, Sans, I am not going to die”
You explain to him what exactly a cold is and that there’s nothing to worry about. It’s not dangerous or mortal, but it’s very contagious, so it’s better if he and his brother keep the distance until you’re better. You don’t know who dangerous human diseases can be for monsters. Better safe than sorry.
Of course, they’ll do exactly the opposite. You are sick! They can just stay away from you and wait until “you’re better”! They’re going to help you heal faster, even if you want it or not! Now, tell the great Papyrus what to cook for a human with a cold!
Sans is still a bit worried about you, but since you are taking your medicine, he guesses it’s okay.
You are watching TV in his house, his brother out for his first training in the gym with Undyne, when you sneeze for the first time beside him. He gets alarmed and quickly looks at you.
Oh Gosh, are you getting worse?? Do you need something?? Is that normal?? Do you need a doctor?? He can get Alphys right now!! Do you need her??
You don’t get it, why is acting like that with a sneeze, you explained to him what a cold ar- ooooh, you didn’t tell him the symptoms of it.
You tell him what a sneeze is and how normal is to sneeze when someone has a cold. It’s your body trying to help itself, so there’s nothing to worry about.
He calms down and watches you sneeze again. An urge to laugh appears in his chest, if that is a sneeze, is the cutest thing he ever heard, it’s perfect for you. He doesn’t laugh though, maybe you can get offended-
Then you sneeze again, and again, and again. Oh no, it’s a sneeze attack! Despite trying to not laugh even if the urge is rising, Sans’ love is defeated and he bursts of laughter, telling sorry to you internally.
You immediately realize why he’s laughing. He’s making fun of you! This always happens! In spite of start telling him off, you are interrupted by another sneeze, sending your boyfriend to another wave of incessant laughter, wheezing and crying.
You get mad and start hitting him with the sofa pillow, only for him to laugh even more. HOW DARE HE?
The hitting gets stronger and speedy and instead of taking it, Sans grasps the pillow, sending it to the corner of the room, and hugs you tightly, kissing your cheek while giggling.
You continue to tell him off, but give up sooner than expected and accept the half cuddling half joking, huffing at the situation.
Oh man, you really are something else, aren’t you?
REALLY, WHY GOD HAD TO GIVE HUMANS SUCH SEASON?
SWEATY PEOPLE, UNBEARABLE HEAT, MOSQUITOES EVERYWHERE!
HHHHHHHH YOU HATE SUMMER SO MUCH.
But your friend seems to disagree, surprisingly.
Papyrus never really liked the cold temperature in Snowdin. His hoody is warm, but not that much, and his only source of heat in Snowdin was Muffet’s and his house, so this warmth is always welcomed around his bones.
Besides, his brother can only use the baby pool in the summer. So, no grumpy attitude, you don’t want to bother the cinnamon roll, do you?
“*huffs* Alright, no complaining.”
Unfortunately, your house is pretty hot in the summer, so you decided to provide yourself, after saving a lot, a
YES, THE SOLUTION OF ONE OF YOUR PROBLEMS IN SUMMER.
Well, at least the house is fresh now as well as your will to live in the summer.
Now it’s bearable to live on this planet.
One day, you are taking the cooling from the AC by being directly in front of it. You regret nothing, not even the flu you caught, it felt like heaven.
Papyrus is looking through the window to the backyard, catching the sun’s warmth while watching Sans playing with your cousin, Chara, in the green grass of the backyard.
Papyrus looks at you. Your eyes closed while appreciating the cool air from the machine, your hair fluttering graciously.
He looks at the window again. What he wouldn’t give to have the courage to ask you out…
Suddenly, his thoughts are cut short by a strange noise. It’s unknown to him what it was, but it sounded like a baby animal, like…like a kitten.
He gets pretty confused with this, it couldn’t have been Sans, he doesn’t do that type of sound. So, what it was? You have a kitten in your backyard and told him anything? How could you, you know he loves animals!
You catch Papyrus looking for something at the opened door beside the window he was standing. It looks like he is searching for something in the backyard. But what?
You ask him what happened and he tells you that he heard something very strange, something he never heard before. He’s searching for the source of it, it can be a lost baby animal or something.
You get concerned with it, did someone just dropped a baby in your backyard and ran way the last night? How cruel! You will fucking kill that perso-
Your concerns get interrupted by another sneeze and Papyrus looks at you, shocked. YOU WERE THE SOURCE.
IT IS POSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN TO DO SUCH SOUND????
Your eyes meet his face and you automatically understand why he’s so shocked. A playful, more for teasing, tone plays in your vocal cords.
“Was this what you heard?”
He nods with his head, quite perplexed. You knew it. A soft laugh makes its way out of your mouth.
You explain to him that what he heard was a sneeze and what it is. You don’t get mad at him. There’s no reason to get mad at him for thinking that it was a baby animal, he never heard a sneeze before…and you’re pretty aware of your “situation”.
The sneezes are definitely due to you being in front of the air conditioner, so you stand up before you catch a cold and go get some ice creams for the two of you.
Papyrus looks again to the backyard, blushing with a puppy love smile in his face.
If only you knew how cute you are…
Papyrus was never a person of peace, when you met him, he was beating the crap up of some insolent drunks who treated him bad for being a monster.
You can’t believe there are still people like that in the world. What is this? The dark age? Hello?! Wake up! If you don’t want monsters near you, move to other planet or something. Or at least say nothing to them, they don’t care about you anyway.
A burning flame quickly light up between the two of you and quickly died in both your souls, the ashes are the only thing that was left, and after almost killing each other like madmen, you decide to still being friends despite everything that happened.
Gosh, he can be a true asshole sometimes, y'know.
But at least the relationship was long enough for you to meet his family: his brother Sans.
Seems nothing like Papyrus at all, not just for the looks, but for the humor and…well… behavior at all.
You gotta admit, he’s less asshole than his brother.
Soon enough, you turned up to be good friends at the skelebros, like everyone in town called them, and trusted them with your whole being, just like they do to you too.
As I said, Papyrus was never a person of peace, and this time he just got himself into a hole as deep as the Underground entrance:
Don’t even ask me how he did it, he just got caught in the middle for not shutting up when he should.
This afternoon he’s going to solve this for once and for all, probably fighting with the other dumbasses with the help of Undyne or something.
Let’s be clear, he’s strong, but not enough for 20 guys each side, alright?
And instead of asking you to fight with him too, so you can beat the shit out of Billy, that motherfucker, he asked you to stay home with his brother so if someone tries to force their way in you will stop them and protect Sans.
Because the little brother doesn’t trust the other enough to be alone in the Surface yet.
Like Sans can’t protect himself! He got this big ass skulls called “Gaster Blasters” or whatever and you have to protect him!
Fuck you, Papyrus, fuck you.
At least he’s sleeping at your side while you’re watching Mettaton chase someone with a chainsaw in the Candid Camera.
Out of the blue, you sneeze strongly, waking up Sans who gets startled enough for his red eye to lit up. You sneeze again and he looks at you, scared. It’s just…you? The tornado in his brain calms down and his eye gets off.
He almost had a heart attack because of you! Well…if he had any heart, that is.
But there’s a question that is nagging on the corner of his head.
“What the hell as that sound?”
You look at him, internally surprised that he woke up already. You thought you would have to hit him with his pet rock sooner or later.
“What, never heard a sneeze, butthead?”
He says no, he never heard something like that, but for someone like you, all tough and more alike Papyrus that you would like to admit, it’s the cutest thing he ever heard.
Screams are heard from the TV, but they are not loud enough to cover your cute as well laugh, neither the “fuck you” you give him, turning to the TV again. Jeez, Mettaton really cut that monster in half. Oh, nevermind, it regenerated.
Sincerely? Sans don’t give a shit about humans and their stupid ass behaviors and body reactions. But he remembers what a sneeze sounds like, you know why?
Because he asks you out for the first time that afternoon, right after telling you that “no, I would like to do something else”. Now that is something you never forget.
He was always a curious monster, very, very curious.
Too curious for his own good.
And when the monsters were freed by some random child, his curiosity grown even more.
He looked like a little kid whose parents gave a new video game console! So much to see and explore! So much he doesn’t know about and wants to meet!
But one thing that really caught his attention was humans.
How does their body work? What behaviors they have that monsters don’t? Do they grow up and get older like monsters or it’s a different process? What type of food they eat? What-
Alright, Papy, we get it.
Life seemed to smile at the skeleton, as he met the perfect person to answer his questions.
You, a kind human, and later on, his wondrous lover.
You got intimate with each other at the speed of light and very soon you’re both sleeping in the same bed in your house. It’s so good having someone who treats you well and doesn’t agree when you say you’re a failure.
Papyrus isn’t able to sleep tonight, he already turned and turned around in the bed, but it’s away to hot for him to sleep, so he gets up to cool a bit.
While he gets his t-shirt off, he observes you, peacefully in your slumber. You are so lovely, so pretty, and those cheeks are so big that he could bite them all day! 💗
Then he has kind of a crazy question: how humans react to stimulus in their sleep? Is his sleepiness talking or curiosity decided to visit him in such hour at daybreak?
Oh well, is not like he has something better to do…or something to do at all.
He then remembers: you are such an extravagant person, he had seen you amounts of times hearing that blue jacket with feathers.
He remembers when you received that jacket. Hapstablook made it for Napstaton, but he didn’t want to hear that “thing”, like he called it, because it is not his style, so he gave it to you. That way, Hapstablook’s work wasn’t in vain.
And oh shit, you really love that ugly jacket. Why? Who knows.
He goes to your closet and pulls out a feather from the jacket, making the effort to not make any noise so you won’t wake up.
You are such a cute, ticklish person! Maybe you have he can tickle you in your sleep too-
Then he sees you are awake, supporting yourself in your elbow while looking at him with an amused smile.
You just saw him riping out the feather from the jacket….
He’s a dead man, isn’t he?
He tries desperately to explain himself to you. That he didn’t mean to just…screw up the jacket. Fuck the jacket! I mean- ugh, damn the nervousness.
And damn the curiosity for that matter.
You laugh at his expression and tell me he doesn’t have to worry about that, you can just stitch up the feather back. But…
Why the hell he wants that feather?
Truth comes up with a blush in his bones and you laugh once more at all his shy body movement. You make room in the bed for him to sit up. You don’t think you can fall asleep so soon now that you woke up so you two can cuddle or make some small talk to be distracted.
Now that he’s sitting at your side, you take the feather from his hand. You ask him if we want to see something interesting, something that he (probably) has never seen before.
Oh no, what are you planning this time? Do you want curiosity to eat him whole? Was that just a “good person” mask?
Oh man, are you going to beat his ass up?
Instead, you tickle your own nose with the feather and sneeze in front of him.
You swear is eye holes get bigger.
You can easily compare his reaction to the ones you get when you are fangirling over some character on a game. He’s completely marveled by what he just heard.
OMG OMG OMG THAT IS JUST THE MOST ADORABLE THING OVER HE’S SO HAPPY YOU ARE HIS LOVER YOU ARE PERFECT IN EVERY ASPECT HE WANTS TO HOLD YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND HUMANS ARE SO INTERESTING AND YOU ARE ONE SO YOU ARE INTERESTING BUT YOU ARE MORE INTERESTING THAN THE OTHER AND-
You chuckle at his request and do it again, seeing his mood lifting up everytime you do this.
After all, who needs sleep anyways.
Mr. Red is a very busy monster, he doesn’t have time to analyze precisely or even care about insignificant things like the human body or even humans at all.
However, sometimes at some…”works” he has to do, he has to listen very carefully to everything’s around him, so he doesn’t get spotted and knows exactly when to attack.
But sneezes is something he never heard, especially from you.
You are a very quiet thing, that’s for sure. You didn’t choose to be the lover of a Mob, but you didn’t choose as well who fall in love with.
Same for Sans, so many hot, trustfull monsters out there that we could fall in love with and it had to be a human?
Nonetheless, you have the incredible ability to support all the shit a life in Mafia brings, so it’s not dangerous bullshit that will make you stay away from your monster.
Silence is the key and Sans knows that. He’s so happy that his soul chose a smart person for him to care about.
And for being quiet, you attend a lot of meetings with him (even if you don’t want too because no way you are staying home alone without him or some security).
This meeting now is on some strange club, you would say that is the typical place to get drugged and fuck some whores without having the problem of taking care of the child after the fun, but Sans is not some junkie you see out there in the streets killing themselves with a needle.
You go to a balcony, a calmer place where cigarette’s smoke fills your lungs. So many men in suits in here, so many family men, so many merciless killers, so many possible targets. Even the employees have another type of aura, so must more sophisticated.
The meeting happens normally, so many things being talked about while you just appreciate the arm around your shoulders silently.
While the meeting is occurring, a waitress passes by the sofa you are sitting on. The feather scarf visits your nose and tickles it softly. You try to stop it from coming, but you are weaker than your own body, so your kitten sneeze exits abruptly your lungs.
You can say with certainty that you scared everyone in the meeting, not for being a scary noise, that it isn’t, but for showing that you actually made a noise. Heck, are you capable of doing noises??
All the eyes in the room are placed on you with perplexed faces, especially your boyfriend.
Yep, not intimidating at all.
You look at them with surprise as well, your blush covered by the dark lights, but end up sneezing again.
Everyone in the start slowly laughing at you, how can a person in the Mafia, especially Mr. Red, date such thing as you? What a little doll you are, what are you doing with a Mob?
Not all bad boys are dateable for people like you.
Sans senses that their laughing is not just because the situation is funny, it’s because they are making fun of you. He sees that you are uncomfortable with it, you didn’t mean it. Not at all.
You look down at the floor, not knowing how to react at all the mean mouths. You date a Mob, you should know who to react, not be embarrassed by it, but...
The laughing starts to calm down. Sans gets up from his seat, oddly relaxed, and looks at everyone in the room with a smile.
He takes the gun out and shoots everyone in the head, one by one. You don’t even know how no one had the speed to react in time but....they didn’t.
He offers you his hand to get up from the sofa and you take it, getting up and exiting the building with him, his arm around your waist.
You know you should not be surprised by the scene you just watched, but...you are.
You ask him why he did it. It was because you sneezed and they made fun of you? You certainly feel warm for that but he shouldn’t.
He doesn’t answer you, just smirks and take a cigar out of his pocket.
“You know, one of the things that I love in you, it’s your cuteness.”
