Cactus Simpson

As an Enby AroAce, please eject me into space FANDOMS: Set It Off, Phan & Markiplier. Anti AI, eat the rich,🖕politicians & terfs

[iwillfightgodandwin]

the yaoi has infected my soul

(Song: Lights Go Out by Autumn Kings)

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[ocdiscourse]

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[phumblr]

in case u needed to hear it today

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[danandphilupdates]

don’t say the same thing

danandphil tiktok

4/8/26

[katinacrisis]

what are the odds the next waterparks album is called Kill Yourself

[mysharona1987]

[okiitos]

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

[thegreenpea]

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Goddamn preach this

[rogue-cyberman]

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

[isthescavengervideocute]

This feels important to reblog

[ladywarlock03]

Karaoke night gone wrong? (Part 2 here)

First time chucking a brick, kinda nervous haha.

The idea I had in mind was more complex but this is the best I can give y'all right now

[deadgravity]

Rocky is a cutthroat bitch, statement.

[manuuart]

I saw this picture of mark and I just had to

(Markplier please stop going to the hospital YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR BODY IS CAPPABLE OF )

[tayasui-mono]

Retired Hollanov in their 50s, Ilya loses a card game against Shane and goes, 'remember that time i was nhl draft pick number 1 and you were number 2' and Shane blows his top off every single time

[kosmogrl]

[hereweareinthedark]

[mainlysarcastic]

twitter pham are being fucking hilarious

[dpdailyupdate]

DanAndPhil on Instagram/TikTok!

26 July 2026