tsuki, tendou, bokuto and kuroo with an astrology gf
he would be such a little shit tbh
i feel like he'd be into astrology to some extent, but solely as a knowledge thing, like i don't see him actually believing in it
he definitely knows his sun sign though
he would also 100% blame his behavior on his sign too
like whoops sorry i left you on read all day i'm a libra it's in my nature
if you wanted to calculate his chart he would let you, and he'd probably enjoy listening to you analyze it
i think what he would like the most though is hearing about the planetary movements
he would always want to know which planet is going into retrograde next, even though he claims it doesn't actually effect anything
he says that but he still won't travel during mercury retrograde "just in case"
he would do some research, but only on your placements
he'd definitely tease you about how serious you take it, but the second anyone else does he would back you up
"oh my gosh tsuki you have an aries moon," you exclaimed with a slight laugh as your boyfriend's chart loaded on your phone.
you'd finally pressured him into asking his mom what his birth time was, and you didn't even wait a second to calculate his chart.
"what does that mean?" tsukishima asked as he looked at your phone over your shoulder.
"it means you have a temper," you teased, twisting around to poke his cheek.
he scowled at you and swatted lightly at your shoulder.
"tell me more though," he added after a moment of silence as you scrolled down to his aspects.
"well your mars trines your moon. that explains why you're so rude all the time," you said with another laugh.
tsukishima scoffed, "i'm not rude i'm just honest."
"uh huh," you replied sarcastically.
you continued to go through the notable parts of his chart, and despite his occasional comments, he did seem to be interested. so naturally you went off on a tangent, and all of the sudden it had been almost an hour.
"oh i'm sorry! i was totally rambling, i bet you're really bored."
tsuki quickly shook his head, shooting you a small smile.
"not at all, is there more?"
he would find it all so fascinating
i don't think he would know what his sun sign was though before dating you
he would be so eager to let you do his chart though
i can totally see him on facetime with you at like 1 am digging through bins to find his birth certificate so you can have his exact birth time
he knows what it's like to be bullied for being different, so i don't think he would tease you at all for your interest in astrology
he would definitely brag to the team about you and say you can basically predict the future with the stars
all his bragging would prompt some of the other boys to ask you to do their charts too
"tendou, how is your family not awake yet?" you whispered with a small laugh at your boyfriend.
he was attempting to sneak around his house, on the hunt for his birth certificate. he claimed he knew where it was, but you weren't so sure he did.
"i'm not that loud, your ears are lying to you," tendou replied, his voice barely at whisper level.
just a few seconds later, he bumped into a shelf, making everything on it rattle loudly. you could barely stifle your laugh at tendou's expression as he tried to still the shaking objects.
"what was that about my ears lying?"
"whatever, i'm doing this for you, be grateful," tendou replied.
a few more moments passed as tendou shuffled papers around on the shelf he'd knocked into, before he found what he was searching for.
"y/n! look!" he exclaimed, once again forgetting to keep his voice down.
you laughed and nodded at him, "good job bub, text me a picture and i'll read your chart for you when we hangout tomorrow!"
omg he would find it all so interesting
i don't think he'd have any clue what his sign was before dating you
or even what any of the signs are, like he'd be totally clueless about astrology
the whole time you read him his chart i can see him just having his mind blown like "wow that's so accurate how did you know!"
he would also brag about you, and i actually think akaashi would find it cool too
on more of a knowledge level than a spiritual level, like he's fascinated by how well you know the topic
bokuto would want to know all about his future, like his seventh house placements and his juno sign, and all that stuff
i can totally see him getting pouty if your signs aren't "compatible", so you'd probably have to emphasize the more compatible parts of your charts
"bo, it's okay if our sun signs aren't the most compatible. we're more than just our sun signs, you know," you said softly.
bokuto frowned, "but i want us to be compatible," he said with a whine.
"well look at our venuses! they're compatible, and honestly that's more important. venus placements rule over relationships," you said, trying to boost his spirits.
bokuto perked up a bit at that, "really?"
you nodded, "yup! our moon signs go well together too! sun signs aren't all they're knocked up to be."
that made him smile, and he leaned towards you to give you a kiss on your cheek.
he definitely knows his sign, and he totally reads horoscopes occasionally
his favorite part of astrology is definitely synastry too
the first thing he'd do when you brought it up is ask how compatible the two of you are
he'd want to hear all about your aspects, all the way down to the last detail
he would tease you a bit, but all in good fun
like if you ever compliment him he'd bring up the fact that he's a scorpio because of their mysterious bad boy stereotype
he definitely loves that stereotype too
i do think he'd like hearing you talk about it too
if you ever wanted to know someone's birth time, he would have the boldness to ask for you
once you start dating, he reads your horoscope too, and he'll text you little reminders about it
like if you're horoscope said to take some time to rest, he would text you to take a break today
"did you read the horoscope i texted you?" kuroo asked as soon as he walked into your bedroom.
you looked up from your phone and nodded, a small smile gracing your face.
"i did, i've kept it in mind all day."
remember to go easy on yourself today, kindness is important, especially inwards
kuroo climbed into bed with you and pulled you into his chest.
"and? were you kind today babe?"
you rolled your eyes playfully, "aren't i always?"
he laughed and brushed some of your hair away from your face, "not with that attitude of yours," he teased.
you scoffed, "you're such an ass kuroo."
"babe i'm just a scorpio."
