#vampire polycule

[leafingart]

day 14. arguing

[thesizeofonesoul]

Loumandanstat? ❤️‍🔥

Loumandstat? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!

Loumandanstat? I don't know, but it looks promising.

So I think they should give it a try and fuck about it... You know, for science.

[st-ignatius]

the thing about louis, lestat, daniel, and armand is that i think a lot of their problems could be solved if they were just all in a big beautiful polycule together

they can make each other worse, sure. but i think they could make each other better too. no chance of experiencing the crushing loneliness of vampirism when you have three partners, each more annoying than the last, that you love to an insane and unhealthy degree ❤️

[beansprean]

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I can't even make this joke bc they really did try everything

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: Full body of Laszlo sitting on the ground with one knee pulled up, fully dressed in a suit. Nandor, wearing nothing, is sat beside him with his arms around his shoulders and legs on either side of him, pressing his junk into his hip. Nandor is frowning, a tear in his eye as he presses their cheeks together. Nadja, also wearing nothing, is kneeling just behind Laszlo on his other side to press her chest against the back of his neck, hands folded atop his head to rest her cheek on. She is also frowning, eyes closed as if in mourning as a single tear beads in her eyelashes. Between them, Laszlo stares straight forward with an impassive expression, words clipped and dismissive, "Yes, yes, very good, thank you." /end ID

[notfeelingthyaster]

lestat and armand and their ipads playing either baby shark (for armand) or just dance (so lestat can burn energy) for hours and hours as louis and daniel go do Adult Stuff™

[glitteringpandemonium]

Had this in my Facebook memories. It had been posted by a Corey Feldman fan page. Anyone wanna play? 🤣

🤣 This seems like a fun yet very unexpected response….

Alternatively I had seen a Catwoman gif.

My initial answer to this on Facebook was, “Maybe. Can I bring my cat? If she doesn’t eat Marko’s pigeons?” (with a gif of a woman petting a cat).

[springybreak]

i present me & my friends group chat but it’s the freaky foursome

@dys-tich ur in here (mostly as armand)

[movedtonewblogcheckpinnedpost]

on the subject of vampire polyamory specifically in relation to Lestat, Armand, and Louis, I think people are forgetting that there's a difference between an open relationship and a throuple. All 3 of those vampires are pretty poorly equipped to handle an open relationship with Lestat "I don't like sharing" de Lioncourt probably being the worst equipped, however I do think that the three of them could probably manage with a poly relationship where all members of the relationship are dating all other members of the relationship and the relationship is closed.

Thank you! Speaking of relationship configurations as a whole, this is so true. Polyamorous and open relationships are not necessarily the same and people tend to generalize them so much. It's the same with pan and bisexual people, it's not because you're into every gender that you're into every single person. I'm personally all for freer relationships (polyamorous, open, non-exclusive, any and all of them), I keep the door open and yet never used it because there was never a need for it, but it's still open if that changes one day. It's just about not being controlling for me. I feel really weird about trying to police each other's actions, bodies and feelings. So, I'm like, as long as there is love and respect, we're free to follow our heart wherever it takes us. I don't see having more than one parent, kid or friend as a problem, so I don't know why romantic love would be any different. For me, the problem is that it is hard to fall in love, be lucky enough to be reciprocated and accommodate a romance with all the other aspects of your life in the little time humans have with one person, let alone two or more individuals. Also, the risk of pregnancy, diseases etc. Now, vampires that live forever, can't get sick or pregnant? It makes perfect sense.

About Loumandstat, I can definitely see what you're saying. Specially for what I've read on the books so far. I don't know in depth how the chronicles will end, what Rolin will choose to do and if that's logistically possible on a show with only 7-8 episodes per season (I do believe they work miracles with the little time they have, but it's still not the same as having 13 books), but I think there's enough argument to support giving it a try or at least leaving it open to interpretation if they want, even if they don't do it with the main three (or four) characters.

Not to mention they're vampires and I find the idea of living forever with only person and love narrow-minded, limiting and unrealistic (same goes to gender, sexuality and norms in general). It's way more convincing to me that feelings would evolve and relationships would expand over time. I also believe many of their problems come from having just one person to be the lover, friend, therapist, parent and mentor all at the same time.

Ans you can't have one individual playing all the roles in your life... This usually makes things implode and they end up going from one person to nobody and complete loneliness. It just never work, no matter how compatible they are. You need multiple people to spend eternity with and all the love you can find: platonic, familial and, yes, maybe even romantic.