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Cybernetic Witch Cult - “Velocirapture” 2016
My cousin: what would Dinosaur Jesus even preach about? Me: the velocirapture
'Velocirapture' (2012) By: PikPok (Wellington) For: Mobile The end is nigh! Find out what REALLY happened to the dinosaurs as you help guide the most righteous giant lizards to the Kingdom of Heaven. Unfortunately, no longer available on the App Store.
I have an odd sense of humor. Enjoy two reptilian puns in stained glass.
Incredibly disappointed to learn that this rapture that’s supposed to be happening during the ellipse is just another Jesus thing and not the Jurassic Park style resurrection of velociraptors.
I’m just much more of a dinosaur fandom guy. I’ve never really connected with the Jesus fandom and some of its members seem really toxic and a little too obsessed.
'Velocirapture' (2012) By: PikPok (Wellington) For: Mobile The end is nigh! Find out what REALLY happened to the dinosaurs as you help guide the most righteous giant lizards to the Kingdom of Heaven. Unfortunately, no longer available on the App Store.