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kentuckygender is when you aren't a girl but you still are somehow a horse girl

mer-squatch

Oklahoma is true gender neutral. An okla-homie if you will

radiofreederry

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eugeniedanglars

just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

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I still just cannot believe they made Fred obsessed with portraying Toxic Masculinity in the Velma show.

Fred?

‘Ascot wearing’ Fred?

‘Metrosexual icon’ Fred?

‘Cried openly during the goodbye scene in Alien Invaders’ Fred?

‘Drinks his respect women juice daily’ Fred?

‘Unapologetically affectionate with Shaggy’ Fred?

That Fred? Obsessed with Toxic Masculinity? The audacity. The gall. The clownery.

mer-squatch

They literally share a bed in one of the New Scooby Doo Movies with Don Knotts

rogue-ai-cat

Someone said "tornadoes aren't fucking around" and I thought, "I think all tornadoes do is fuck around."

I saw one take a garage off of two cars without moving or even damaging the cars. I saw one pick up an SUV and place it unharmed in a reasonable parking place four miles away. I've seen multiple tornadoes decide to fuck this house in particular in a dense suburban area. I've seen a tornado appear out of a blue sky. One picked up my grandparents garage and moved it six inches to the right and the next year a different tornado put it back. Neither took a shingle off the thing. They are literally just mischief.

professionalchaoticdumbass

tornadoes love to fuck around, and we are the ones left to find out

animentality

mer-squatch

Don’t ask me to do a potluck ever cause lots of y’all don’t wash your hands and I’m not eating anything you cooked

thisismyideaofhumor

I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word “zodiac” in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.

Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for “circle of little animals.” I love humans

okayneat

was unwilling to accept this outright so i checked etymonline and, truly:

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hipstercanada

Behold, a zodiac!

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funnytwittertweets

awbrainno

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

sevdoesnotexist

The amount of times I have told people I have a genetic condition that makes my body produce faulty collagen and they’re like “Have you tried taking supplements?” like……? Yes, stupid? I have? My body just produces more faulty collagen, but thanks for playing.

snapcracklepop-myjoints

If you give someone all the ingredients to make a cake but their recipe sucks the cake is still gonna turn out wrong so how tf do people think collagen supplements are gonna help when the collagen recipe is fucked up

theperksofneurodivergency

I think a good rule of thumb us that if it took you five seconds to come up with a solution to a chronic illness then the person living with it has probably already thought of that

mankillercalledbunny

Also an important note from @thesummoningdark :

britomart

starting a collection

hmmm

JADEN

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COMPUTER ENHANCE

GOLD CAPPED SCHMEAT!!!!!

cooperhoward

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this