#vent joke

[starzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Bestie: haiii how is your day????

me: aww it’s fine ^^

my brain:

[milkovich-cigarettes]

when i say "i relate to ian gallagher in a spiritual level" on tumblr, people cheer. when i say "i relate to ian gallagher in a spiritual level" to my friends, i get tied up for attempting to harm myself on my kitchen floor.

[discoknack]

I'm trans-major, which means I'm a humanities major trapped in the body of a STEM major.

[yourlocalupsetpoet]

Despair. Despair of grieving your closest friend who's sitting right next to you upon yee

[afflictedwithstarsheet]

born to say "i relate to viltrumites"

forced to say "i was severely psychologically reprogrammed into violence"

[fuccing-empty]

I wish someone would spot me in the morgue rn

[wizardlizardinhislair]

A very specific, modern day horror story

The scene begins as I am happily scrolling through the strawberry shortcake tag, glad I can now enjoy my special interest without interruption: