Vehicle hire assistant: does your child require a booster seat?
Barret: who Yuffie? Na, she’s good.
Assistant: No, the young blond child.
Aerith: *pissing herself laughing*
Tifa: sir, *snort* that is an adult man.
Assistant: *looks closer at Cloud* well I’ll be damned.
Nanaki: he’s actually the leader of the group.
Assistant: well, my point still stands. Does he need a booster seat?
Aerith: *dying seal noises. Is no longer breathing, she’s laughing that hard.*
Cloud: …I hate you all.











