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Kensei: Everyone, pay attention! I need to make an announcement and I only have one minute.

Mashiro: What?

Hiyori: Why?

Shinji: Are you in a hurry?

Kensei: No, I was referring to your incredibly short attention spans.

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Mashiro: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?

Kensei: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

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Shinji: They ask me how I manage the Vizard so easily.

Shinji: The secret is: I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever.

Shinji: Earlier, Lisa called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Hiyori shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

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Shinji, to the rest of the Vizard after leaving Soul Society: From now on, we fuck up everything together.

Hiyori: Good.

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[Texting]

[Shinji]: Hi, who is this? Someone changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

[Hiyori]: What's mine?

[Shinji]: Dwarf.

[Hiyori]: THAT'S SO MEAN! I AM NOT THAT SHORT!

[Shinji]: Oh Hi, Hiyori.

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Reporter, on TV: Currently, the young woman is still climbing up the pole. She has managed to reach five or six stories!

Kensei, watching the news with the Visoreds: Man, there are reckless idiots out this early?

Mashiro, from the pole: Hey!

Kensei: Oh shit, it's OUR idiot!

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Rose: How are you this morning, Lisa?

Lisa, not even looking up: You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions.

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Shinji: I never make the same mistake twice.

Hiyori: He makes it four or five times, just to be sure.

Shinji: ...