Do you have any advice for surviving house?? Cuddy brought me here but I don't know if she can help me right now... I figured you would be able to help me somehow...
- @marthameredithmasters
…Sure, the paper aeroplanes hanging from the office ceiling are a bit much… but the sound of House screaming at me for “kidnapping his intern” almost made it worth it.
not intentionally! i’m a multishipper, and i like to play with all of them, so i’m kind of afraid that if i Choose a ship, it’ll box me in re; the kind of silly jokes/ask responses i can make.
i am a big volasters fan, though (it’s in my top 3 amber ships! yes i have a full ranking), so i won’t shy away from anything! if the crowd wants more volasters the crowd shall get more volasters :^]
so ur probably thinking: didn’t amber die before masters was introduced?
well yes.
BUT imagine a world where they did meet.
perhaps masters was a candidate in the s4 game where they had to fight for their job.
undeniably, masters would annoy the hell out of amber. every time she’d try to do something unethical, or even bend the rules, masters would be on it. she’d snitch. again and again.
it became their little standoff. amber began setting her up, purposely trying to get her in trouble (similar to house in s7e11) and masters would silently curse her with her thoughts.
house loved it. seeing masters and amber basically claw at each other’s throats trying to get each other in trouble.
in differentials, amber would try and trick masters into lying - leading her to slowly begin to break her innocent persona.
there would then come a point where masters would have had enough of amber’s schemes and games, she would lash out and tell her that she was being horrible and manipulative.
and in some strange and fucked up way, somehow the argument would end in a kiss.
from that point on the challenging and scheming became attractive.
masters, who had never been a rule breaker, would do anything when it came to amber.
amber, who is known for her cruel words and manipulative actions, would stand by master’s side whenever she needed.
the relationship would be toxic, definitely some sort of power imbalance, but ultimately its hot and sapphic which is really everything we need in life.
i really wanna write volasters in a "masters in the hiring games" au but i genuinely struggle to believe masters would make it very far in the hiring games lmfao