#vris

[jcrockers-468]

my newborn homunculus has learned to walk uprgiht! soon i will send it to alternia

[bootpoot]

butterfly effect 🦋

[crypticafflection]

Happy birthday diva! I raise you- ranking the trolls on how good of a kisser they are

I am,,,, so late, its almost 1am, I have been up since 4am, I am too lazy for format! Anyways! Quick ranking based on my thoughts!!!

Top 5 best:

-Sollux (canonically gets play, has 2 tongues, that's all)

-Karkat (I know this in my heart gen fuck you if you disagree im /srs) (not really)(yes I am)

- NEPETA, bitch she literally studies this

- Aradia, also gets bitches, she's also gorgeous I have no doubt she can make Sollux cry

- Gamzee bc this is my list and i know he is just naturally good at it. I do not care. Fucking fight me. He asked for practice with Tavros and Terezi

Top 5 fucking worst.

- Equius fucking sucks don't let this man near you (I self ship with him I can say this)

- Eridan.

- Vriska (too much force girl you are BITING let GO girl you are causing HARM)

- Kanaya, overthinks the fuck out of it.

- Tavros, doesn't know what the fuck he's doing

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

Vriska. On. The. Brain.

It's like she can't see what's right in front of her eyes. Oh wait no shit of course she can't.

[secretbossesacrossthemultiverse]

Powenapped up a Secretboss

Had a power nap and foresaw this secret boss. In my dream, they were supposed to be Eram, but I changed the lore.

Name: Vris. Object: Old Vampire Halloween costume from when Kris was young.

Goal: They want to study Kris from a distance to figure out how to BE Kris. (In my dream, they would use the shadow mantle to go invisible. You could sometimes see them chase after you during room transitions, tho...) How to fight: I'm thinking in a specific room, after learning about this crypted from NPC's, you gotta go in and out of the room like you're hunting for the EGG man to trip them up. They don't talk. However, you can find a diary entry after defeating them about how, on Halloween night, Kris went to the Shelter and Vris met a strange man from within... Vris gives you the invisibility cloak about MERCY or FIGHTING, and you will NEED this cloak to sneak around in the Shelter's dark world and find Wing Gaster, the Royal Scientist. ... I don't know what dark world this was, but it looked like an old Point and Click adventure game with shell houses from the Magicant stage in Smash... like, if Magicant was in a cave with shell houses and had large cave openings like the ones I sketched out for the arena...

[rosewinelonging]

♠♥ jadevris

vriska snarls and you have to suppress a giggle. shes weaker than you thought shed be, you guess thats the consequence for relying too much on her mind tricks. her wrists are frail, easily pinned beneath yours and could be held together with a singular hand, which you do. you would much rather have a free hand right now.

you pull her shirt up to her chin and she screams. from a single glance you can see the awkward jut of her bones, the press of her ribs against skin. she needs to eat more you think. something you would tell her if she could stop screaming and thrashing already. she looked liked a rabid dog, face gone blue and frothing at the mouth. you flick one of her nipples. shes so silly.

"get your filthy hands off me, you crazy bitch!"

"oh? and what can you do. your mind tricks dont work remember!"

she huffs, chest heaving. so quick to tire out. "if you even think about touching me, ill put you to sleep."

you giggle. "vriskaaaaaaaa," you draw out her name like she does with others. "if you wanted to nap with me so badly, you could have said so earlier!"

your tail wags at the thought. she ran cool, and for how bony she was, it probably wouldnt be awful to sleep with her.

"besides," you add, slipping a hand into her pants and watching her face pale, "you want this too much to do that."

[petalprizmz]

Ponytober Day 1 - Orginal Character Unideer and A Virus

[anyarlly]

she lookin @  tavros