HE REALLY WENT THERE I LAUGHED SO HARD I LOVE N AND I LOVE N LOVING HIS PARTNERS

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HE REALLY WENT THERE I LAUGHED SO HARD I LOVE N AND I LOVE N LOVING HIS PARTNERS
N: Once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and I thought it meant homeless and I was so confused I said “Cheren you’ve been to my castle”
Touya, Touko, Cheren, and Bianca: Our boyfriend is too tall for us to kiss on the lips. What should we do?
Green, with Red frantically shaking his head in the background: Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Sapphire: Tackle him.
Silver, with an offended Gold in the background: Kick him in his shins.
N: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to lean down!
ao3 Fics
Okay so I forgot to do this for the latest batch of fics? And I just realized I’ve been tagging a couple of my fic updates wrong? *sigh*
- A vuvuzelashipping Professors AU alternating POVs: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29403948
- A self-indulgent AU that’s a lot to explain but basically trainers can feel the emotions (not pain) of the Pokémon they’re closest to, and when feeling those emotions trainers will adopt traits of that Pokémon (see fic for more details) (also it’s namelessshipping and set in Pasio): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29404221
- A Mute!Touya isshushipping AU. I literally cannot say more without giving away spoilers, which I’ve already done once (don’t worry, the spoilers are out of the tags now): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29466957
There is no in-between for the vuvuzela group chat it’s either absolute chaos or lowkey chaos like
Bianca: Hey Cheren can you pick up groceries
Cheren: Sure, I’m almost done with work.
Cheren: Does anyone want anything specific?
Touko: ice cream & blowtorch
Cheren: Did you do the dishes?
Touko:
Touko: no
Cheren: Then you have my answer.
Touya: Can I please get ice cream Cheren?
Cheren: Of course.
Touko: >:O
N: >>whole list of things<<
Touko: y u fav him over me it’s a 2 letter difference >:(
Touya: Because I’m baby
Bianca: Can’t argue with that
Touko: But ur bby 2 y aren’t you bby B
N: I think it’s because Touya’s smaller than her
Touya: I was about to say that you’re the best boyfriend in the whole universe but you know what?
Touya: Boyfriend privileges revoked
N: :(
Touko: Oooh burnnnnnnnn that was brutal
Cheren: No N I’m not kidnapping from the Daycare.
Breaking News: Couple Spotted Standing Next To Each Other In Centra City Pokémon Center - Where Are The Other Three?
ao3 Fics
I just did a mass update on ao3, so here you go. Everything I just put up, not in any specific order:
- an isshushipping (Touya/N) Soulmate AU: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28540095
- the sequel to the previously mentioned isshushipping canon-divergence AU fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28541124
- a vuvuzelashipping fic inspired by the idea @whale-shark-queen gave me: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28538691
- the first chapter of my isshushipping role switch AU & hat switch AU fic (exactly what it sounds like. N is now the trainer while Touya is the King of Team Plasma, and they’ve switched hats): https://archiveofourown.org/works/28542066/chapters/69944460
- a cute fluffy vuvuzelashipping drabble: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28539357
and
- the first chapter to my Blanche/Candela/Spark Soulmate AU, set in @surfacage‘s And The World Will Turn To Ash universe: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28539720/chapters/69938520
Remember, you can find me on ao3 under the name ReapersAngel!
Also I wanted to make a post talking about this
N is such a lanky skinny lad. You find a rare candy on the floor in his room but otherwise just from that and how Ghetsis is with him one could probably glean Ghetsis probably kept him on a strict diet to maintain this idea of an ~ideal king~ who was free of worldly wants other than the stuff in his room that clearly must have sufficed for the nearly 20-or so years N was locked in there to keep him 'innocent' and child-like, and that rare candy was probably the one treat N would be allowed as a reward. Or of course, he was keeping it there for his Pokemon friends. But I like to imagine the former, and that N secretly has a HUGE sweet tooth.
I... really think N would be the type to gain weight from getting to eat a lot. And I'm saying this as a chubbo myself who is quite on the fence about fat characters who are shown to love food--
I both hate when anime/anime style games have skinny characters who get to wolf down massive meals and are seen as cute for it despite staying skinny while the fat character has constant food and fat jokes made around them (looking at you, Danganronpa 2 and also Genshin Impact to an extent) but at the same time I adore the 'chubby soff chef/baker' trope (NOT looking at you, Danganronpa 2, my heart is for Twogami only) and the idea of a character who is normally skinny and very active getting to 'settle down' after the rush and adventure of the main story, getting to relax and indulge in their favourite food and snacks without having to worry and getting some pudge, or 'going domestic' if you will. I haven't watched any of the Avengers films past the first and a few clips of others but I'm guessing this is partially what happened to Thor. At the same time I realise, why should I have to justify it? Can fat people not simply be allowed to enjoy food? Can skinny people not simply be allowed to enjoy food without having to 'worry' about gaining weight as if it's a bad thing? And to that I say, yes, of course they can, and fuck the stigma attached to it.
Anyway, I just LOOOOVE to imagine N finally trying out new food on his adventures, or maybe even after he reunites with the TouTous, unlearning the strict ways dear old Dicksis instilled into him and gettin chubby. Like it could go two ways;
On his own he might initially feel too stuck in certain ways and be a bit intimidated seeing so many options and stick to what he knows; fruits, veggies, whatever his Pokemon friends and partners would have; very green and healthy but at the same time very simple, boring and bland. He'd most definitley be intruiged seeing the kind of food other people eat but initially would feel he'd have to resist the 'temptation' and avoid cafes/restaurants all together until he finally reunites with the TouTous who are worried sick about him and see he's all scruffy from living as a hobo for 2 years and probably had absolutely not had a good meal in forever so they sit him down at whatever diner they come to first that's open at 3am and order him a big thicc stack of pancakes (vegan for him, of course, guessing his food preferences as such just to be safe) and start bombarding him with questions about where he's been and how he is and WHY DID HE DISAPPEAR only to pause when they notice him poking it and staring at it rather nervously. How does one even EAT this 'panned-cake'? And surely it all can't be for him!
Of course it's for him, he looks practically starved to death, so he takes a bite and a whole new world has opened up for him, it melts in his mouth and makes him feel so warm and fuzzy inside, bringing a huge smile to his face, and he inhales the entire stack, excitedly talking about his adventures and catching up with the TouTous. Of course this would go on for a long time and N would probably timidly ask for any other food recommendations while they're there and even though it's probably just cheap 'nasty' stuff they'd try a little bit of everything together and N feels like his mind has been BLOWN. He's missed out on so much!! He's gotta try more! So the TouTous help broaden his horizons by introducing him to all sorts of delicious meals and snacks and N learns to loosen up, enjoy himself and learn it's okay to indulge!
The other way it could go is if N gets the courage to straight up go for it and discovers new food on his own. That same moment of bliss where he tastes something brand new that lights up his tastebuds and makes him realise how much he's missed out on. I've always imagined he probably has money from Ghetsis squirreled away somewhere so as someone who discovers his enormous sweet tooth and loses all self restraint he'd most definitley buy one of everything from some Kalosian bakery and sit in a forest clearing trying EVERYTHING with his Poke-pals and just having a grand old time
Fast forward to reuniting with Touko and Touya where they notice he's plumped up a bit and-- let's be real, on his own N would try to learn all about human views on pretty much anything and would probably feel some anxiety about his weight at some point -- even though it's perfectly natural for Pokemon to do it while hibernating and to keep safe for winter, human society views gaining weight as some kind of moral failing, but of course the TouTous would be more than happy just to see him and would obviously think he looks super cute with a fluffier body they can hug and squish like a tol marshmallow
Just !! AAAA either way the TouTous would 100000% be supportive as well as Cheren and Bianca (who I also hc as a chubby ball of sunshine) who all suggest new stuff for him to try as well. I also like to think N would love to get into cooking himself as well, since he can apply his love of maths and equations to it to try and find the perfect combinations of ingredients to make the most delicious dish that he would also love to share!
Except for that 'mathematical bagel'. It just makes everyone angry looking at it.
(On a slightly serious note, at that point he'd probably lose a bit of the pompousness (which he does have a tiny bit of in bw1) of some of his concepts of 'elegant vs ugly formulas' when it comes to his opinions of a good meal, as in he'd value a simple dish he may have previously considered 'ugly' for being 'basic' and dislike how arrogant and pretentious 'fancier' dishes can be. Like what the fuck is the point of a deconstructed cheesecake, or deconstructed anything! That's just a gentrified version of being a kid who eats all the lunchable bits separate!)
But yes tldr; let N enjoy food! Let N be chubby! Let chubby N enjoy food and cooking!!! Let him be a soff boy who's perfectly squishy to hug and would 100% love to learn how to cook great meals to share!