#wait...what?

[fandom-junk-drawer]

Modern day Yennefer 💯 has done this to Jaskier.

[princessmanace]

Me: I don't have the motivation for this.

My Mom, kinda depressed: what tf is motivation

[simply2anxious]

27 y/o Me: (sets boundaries with parents and bluntly speaks up when they’re being mean/insulting and not adhering to my boundaries)

Mom: you’re narcissistic and selfish. I can’t accept the disrespect you give me.

Dad: you need to understand that your mom doesn’t mean the things she says. Besides, we’re the parents so we deserve respect from you on that basis alone.

Me: Please be clear so that I can understand why you have issues with my boundaries and we can work on this.

Parents: you need to understand our subtext even though it changes constantly.

[darkside-cookies]

πείτε δέκα φορές από μέσα σας “cringe culture is dead" και μετά πηγαίντε να διαβάσετε το κείμενο που έγραψα για το october project με τον Ντέιβιντ και τον Πίτερ από το αείμνηστο wait what

[totallycorrectscpquotes]

Is- is my brain just not able to comprehend what the hell this is??

Any researcher upon encountering 055

[meteorologistaustenlonek]

"Making people disbelieve physically observable science with the use of scientific mathematical equations is simply misleading."

Actual "Wait...what?" quote from a Flat Earth proponent viewer regarding science, and how you can't use science or math to disprove science or math.

[bookofwonders]

Of course, I do!  You’re Harvey Keitel!