fanart for greyathena’s fantastic Ted Lasso fic So in the end, not entirely wrong?
Rupert ignored her, rolling his gaze lazily over to Ted and saying, “Better you than me, mate. Talk about a difficult woman to satisfy.”
Delia muttered something Rebecca couldn’t hear which, judging by the look on her face, was a reproof. Beside Rebecca, Ted was sitting up rigidly straight but all he said was, “Weird flex, Rupe.”
“It was a couple more than ‘someone,’ wasn’t it?” Ted asked. Rebecca wondered if he was twirling his dessert fork that way on purpose. Like a cross between a weapon and a – dart.
To the sound of horrified gasps and people at other tables turning around, Rebecca put her hand over Ted’s, pinning the fork to the table, and stood up. “I really must apologize for my ex-husband’s boorishness,” she said, looking around the table and then mostly at Delia. “I believe the best way to spare the rest of you would be to take myself off. Probably ourselves,” she amended, looking down at Ted.
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