THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THE WAYSIDE SCHOOL BOOKS WITH NO CONTEXT
The blueprints were sideways, so now the school is 30 stories tall
They forgot to add the 19th floor, where Miss Zarves teaches.
Elevators are installed to deal with the long climb. They are only used once and can never be used again.
A dead rat tries to sneak into class by wearing multiple raincoats
School's closed due to cows
World's number one ice cream lover devastated that she can't taste ice cream named after herself.
The third book is called "Wayside School Gets A Little Stranger". They don't appear until the end.
The author's self insert eats a woman alive. He would then go on to write "Holes" 20 years later.
One of the stories is called "What?". It's written backwards.
There are three Erics. To remember which is which, they each have nicknames that reflect the polar opposite of their actual selves.
A boy and a girl trade names, which inspires the rest of the class to do the same, leading to an incredibly confusing reading experience.
Benjamin Nushmutt accidentally is called a completely different name, and Ben is too shy to correct anyone about it
After long deliberation between all of the classmates, Calvin decides that he wants a tattoo of a potato on his ankle
One character falls into the Wayside equivalent of the backrooms for three chapters
Two students accidentally resurrect their old teacher with potato salad
One student is so unpleasant that the lunch lady finds out a substitute teacher is stealing the children's voices because he says "Have a nice day" in her voice.
One of these is directly referenced in Deltarune
Pickle hypnosis
