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So one time I checked out a book at the library because it was a fiction about sapient cockroachs and I thought that sounded cool and then one of the first things that happened in the book was that the two cockroachs crawled into a toilet so they could watch a women take a shit for no particular reason and sometimes I think about that book because how could anyone ever forget that? I was like 16. I'm 39 now. 23 years living rent free in my fucking brain.
Here's what the Trash Book has been looking like lately. Always changing!
what I assumed was the A plot of this book is not...the A plot is actually the pseudo-sexual self-defense roleplay with bdsm undertones that a 40 yr old woman is enacting with her blond 20 yr old bully of a houseguest. who is straight but loves beating her up for the thrill of it. which is all way more interesting than an old man trying to get with a teenager
Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not
Book
Oh yes
why does this exist though?
Such a strange haubting crazy hallucinating book...
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Oh hey I finished Dracula.
It was weird. I still don’t understand why there was a cowboy for any reason, but damn if there wasn’t one.
I kept forgetting that this book actually takes place in the 1910s and not the 1870s until the characters would like, ride a bus or namedrop Kodak or something, which was the Gothic horror equivalent of being punched in the face
Arthur and Seward got married at the end so Bram Stoker said Gay Rights I guess
And yeah, they totally did leave Renfield to just die alone so they could go off vampire slaying. I mean I guess they were on a limited time scope and didn’t have time to sit around waiting for their Spider-Eating Bastard Friend to kick it but still it seemed kinda lame to just ditch him RIGHT there
Oh and uh, Dracula sure did get his PhD in Vampirism, huh? Cause that was really, canonically how he became a vampire. By studying it at Vampire School.
I dunno anything else. Also they spent the whole book dicking around and then managed to kill Drac pretty easily, for all intents and purposes. All they had to do was stab him while he was in his coffin, I could have done that, man.
SSDD
“SSDD” Same Shit, Different Day.
-Stephan King’s DreamCatcher
