#weird siblings

[gideonnah]

Flashback to when Nona was told not to call them bf & gf

[authorofcelesti]

I knew I had weird siblings when my just-younger sister started eating fish with ketchup, but my youngest sibling is currently eating Mac n' cheese. With. A. Straw.

[sinewywarp]

My five-year-old sister kins our dead dog.

[erieerieerie]

sibling relationships are weird

I have three siblings. Two of them, my brother and one of my sisters, cannot get along to save their lives. Yes, they love each other in that strange sibling way of I’ll give you my kidney but I’d rather dump my glass of milk than let you drink out of it, but like 9 times out of 10, they’re arguing about something or trying to kill each other or trying to figure out who can insult the other more

 But anyway, I just walked downstairs to find them reading to each other. Like, I’m sorry, what? I went upstairs whilst y’all were arguing?!?! And now you’re sitting having story time???? 

Like out of all the weird things I’ve seen these two argumentative bozos do, my brother sitting reading a book to my sister totally tops them all.

[motionoftheocean]

Allison rumouring Diego into punching himself in the face was a whole moment.

[the-philosophical-donut]

“I ain’t doin’ no civilization!”

-My sibling when we asked them to do something in a civilized manner

[fluffy-the-beowolf]

This cat is not my cat, I have a dog, turns out my sister just threw her cat through my downstairs window.

It’s friendly though, likes pancakes

[let-the-sunshine-through]

s torytime

nonoo yall just dont get this, yall wont get this unless you had to share a bed with your younger sibling but

one time in the fucking middle of the night, i woke up to my sister poking me i turned over and she was wide. fucking. awake. at like 2 in the damn morning, which isnt like her

so of course i was like; “...brie? you okay?”

she asked me this. of all fucking things to ask, it was this.

“have you ever inhaled a tree?” in the most serious voice and with the most calm and normal look on her face i have ever seen her have

.. aT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING MY SISTER WAKES ME UP TO ASK ME THIS?! it gets better i told her i havent. she just nodded and said alright, goodnight. she turned over and i poke her less then a minute later? shes out fucking cold like, out asleep cold, i told her what happened in the morning and we lost our shi t