#weirdgirl!reader

[buttlesbunnie]

ALFIE'S GIRL

deer girl. warm tea. dainty trinkets & collectibles. long walks in the woods. wildflowers & berries. vintage film camera. browns & whites. watching her man stream. the people's fairy. alfie's angel.

drabbles ༊*·˚

kettama gig

alfie’s girl who …

pregnancy with AB

iceland vlog

random hc

food review w/ making out

tattoo reaction

intox & mutual masturbation *

back scratches *

cockwarming while getting ready *

munch!ab headcanons *

migraine

wake up

being followed

folded

emotional drunk

accidental hard launch feat. alhan

first time trying snus (gone wrong)

the haircut

fingering *

post-match downtime

alfie looking after you while you’re drunk

doghouse on the pod (feat. chip and cal)

the fellas podcast trailer

mile high club *

exam stress

face masks

bad day

horror games

sweaty makeouts *

accidental announcements (feat. cal, chip, sabina & liv)

gym couple

mornings with your boyfriend

going on inside

rain.

texan surprises

giggleshitters *

youtuber court #2

series ༊*·˚

forced proximity (based on INSIDE)

minnie’s hunger games au

minnie’s apocalypse au

minnie’s love island au

au’s ༊*·˚

bouncer!ab

policeman!ab

toxic ex-bf!ab

military!ab

mafiaboss!ab

farmer!ab

pe teacher!ab

baby!daddy ab & dad!ab

cult leader!ab

werewolf!ab

vampire!reader (x human!ab)

mechanic!ab

stand alone’s ༊*·˚

scream! *

media headcanons

breathless beneath the canopy *

big boy *

one with nature *

too far

like it or love it? *

my lover and fighter *

waco, texas

primal play *

tiktok trends

jealousy

nsfw alphabet *

fuck you! (literally) *

switching up positions *

back off

a knock at the door

christmas vlogging'

mirror sex *

indiscreet

giving and taking *

not the time *

unpunishable * (dead dove do not eat)

bride and groom

safe and sound

panic party

secret girlfriend

my son, the matchmaker #2

vitals rising * (dead dove do not eat)

not like her

sorry, baby

he’s onside! *

three’s a party *

deer or defender

me & you

holy upgrade *

my hero

show him *

[missflo8]

introducing… WEIRDGIRL!READER

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weirdgirl!reader who LOVES dying her hair. it’s always a new color but she has been rocking the hot pink for a while. she brushes people off when they tell her she’s gonna damage her hair if she keeps dying it like that. she’s the definition of “MY HAIR COLOR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY PHYCOLOGICAL PROBLEMS!!!”

weirdgirl!reader who 100% was a gacha kid, anime NERD, and kpop stan growing up. she definitely had a huge crush on bakugo and light yagami. once she had new people over and they decided they were going to watch youtube on her tv and when reader opened youtube there was a bunch of gacha movies on her recommended. she blamed it on her little cousin… she doesn’t even have any cousins. she definitely had a fan edit account for newjeans in 2022 and just HOPES no one will find it because she doesn’t remember the password and the edits are HORRENDOUS.

weirdgirl!reader who’s super lonely. only has one best friend who moved when they were in middle school. they still talk every day but it’s not the same. she often finds herself talking to her plushies. or to herself.

weirdgirl!reader who is a mix of cat valentine and mabel pines. like with mabel’s constant hyper-ness and cat’s randomness.

weirdgirl!reader who has every hobby under the sun. from knowing how to play the guitar to knowing every different way of jump roping to baking. she does it ALL. and not for any reason. she “wants to live life to the fullest”.

weirdgirl!reader who definitely has a corruption kink. she’s very very inexperienced and gets turned on by someone knowing more than her… WHATTT, WHO SAID THATTTTTTT!!!

weirdgirl!reader who’s so chronically online that it gets quite concerning. she can’t go a full day without making at least 10 references. she’s definitely uses “am i muted…” or “wait, lemme know if yall can hear me” about 16 times a day. the funniest part about it is that she’s always talking to herself when she says that.

weirdgirl!reader who LOVES heated rivalry. that’s it, i’m leaving it at that.

weirdgirl!reader who’s like very very very very very very very lowkey bi. like very lowkey. like she hasn’t even comes to terms with it herself. she says she just “appreciates women’s beauty”.

weirdgirl!reader who’s such a freak but will never admit it. that girl is a HORNBALL. like says the most outrageous things but says she’s joking. she’s 100% NOT joking. she’s definitely up at 3AM washing her hands… iykyk.

weirdgirl!reader who has a math and science brain. she can literally solve insane equations but can’t spell for shit. she’s very lowkey undiagnosed dyslexic but that’s a whole other thing. although she wants to be like everything and wants every occupation, she REALLY wants to be a marine biologist.

flospeaks- IF YOU CANT TELL I LITERALLY LOVE THIS READER. SHE’S LITERALLY ME AND I AM HER. I FEAR I WAS LITERALLY JUST DESCRIBING MYSELF. PLS PLS PLS GIVE REQUESTS FOR FICS WITH THIS READER, I REALLY WANNA DO FICS WITH HER BUT I CANT REALLY THINK OF ANYTHING.

[reesereadsalot]

weirdgirl!reader .ᐟ (+ nerd!rafe)

whimsical twee. crazy. chronically online.

sassy. buttons. lover girl.

strange. funny. colorful tights.

🍏 introduction

🍏 how nerd!rafe and weirdgirl!reader met

🍏 more to come . . .

[buttlesbunnie]

ab picking up his mrs, throwing her over his shoulder, and taking her to bed because she REFUSES to go to sleep. mrs whines and tries to wiggle her way to freedom but he just grips her on the way to bed and on bed so she doesn't escape and actually GOES TO SLEEP - 🐇

this feels really aimed, 🐇. do you hate me. do you want me to never post again. smh.

okay but i’d really enjoy this so … where he at?

actually let me bring this back to weird girl!reader i miss her.

she gets super hyperactive, right? so sometimes at night she’s bouncing off the walls, and he has to physically restrain her in bed while she’s giggling loudly and writhing in his arms trying to get free.

‘okay! okay. i promise to stay still and go to sleep!’

‘no you don’t.’

‘no i dont’

sometimes he wakes up and sees that she’s missing beside him, so he goes downstairs and sees her watching youtube on the tv.

‘hi☺️☺️☺️’

he just sighs and throws her over his shoulder after shutting the tv off, bringing her back to bed

[buttlesbunnie]

HEAR ME OUTTT

ab with a girl who is very expressive, like she’s a massive crybaby, she is such a coward and cries at anything so easily, she gets a sad cat video on her phone and is literally sobbing

also just ab with a girl whose mood switches up, one second she’s laughing hysterically at an instagram reel, the next she’s crying over a sad dog

yes i may be projecting LOLLL 😭

this is literally me, and i feel like it ties in well with weirdgirl!reader?? since i’ve had a few asks about her and about a reader who’s a bit more emotional, i might tie them in together

but, yes. she cries at everything, laughs at everything. it gives him whiplash sometimes but he loves his girl and wouldn’t have her any other way.

they watched the finale of stranger things season four together and she was violently sobbing and he was just like 🌝🌝 ‘y’alright, girl?’ and then in season five she was pretty chill but then the first chord of purple rain started and she immediately burst into tears and he just sighed heavily and pulled her into his arms, ‘’s’alright, darlin’ it’s just a show’

and then after, she started doomscrolling funny cat videos on tiktok and nearly wet herself

[buttlesbunnie]

weirdgirl/expressive!reader who literally pisses herself laughing over 67 jokes and has the humour of a millennial trying to fit in with gen z, ab is genuinely so fed up with her 😭

she 100% gets on with chip so well because they laugh at everything, especially the stupid shit

alfie has a hard time when those two are together because she’s genuinely clenching her thighs together trying not to wet herself. he has to excuse both of them and take her to the bathroom because she’s too caught up in her giggle fit

[buttlesbunnie]

alfie and weirdgirl!reader because he responds to her with enthusiasm all the time xx

[buttlesbunnie]

hi hi hi!! I just wanted to ask that the version of alfies girl that's slightly (not slightly) weird, in 2020, do we think she was a dsmp cavetown type of person with the big eyeliner and always said "poggers XD!" ? i don't know this is a very weird question, but I'm having crippling nostalgia from the dsmp and that stuff right now so I was just wondering. a resident freak of lenneyswhore (🪼) !!xx (even thought I've been here for quite a while)

OMG THE INFAMOUS 🪼 ANON HELLOOOO

in 2020 she wore bucket hats and tennis skirts all the fucking time. she was a charm bracelet addict and had about 50 million monster can tab thingies just in a jewellery box

she also 110% made those monster can lights where people poked holes in the pattern of the monster can (the butterfly one) and put an artificial tea light in it

she was the boss of eyeliner and crazy eyeshadow looks ++ she used ‘^_^’ and ‘UwU’ religiously

i don’t think she would be 2020 aesthetic-esque anymore because she cringes at herself in old videos, but she defo carries her authentic personality forwards, and i just think she’d be very much herself at all times, and that’s classed as weird nowadays (bit stupid ennit) but i can just imagine her being really loud and making dumb jokes that make no sense so her and chip get along like two peas in a pod