#speysidewhiskey

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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty. 

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What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. 

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There’s nothing better than having a good dinner, a fine bottle of whisky and a bad girl 

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I like my whisky old and my women young. 

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I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. 

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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. 

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. 

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If an angel out of heaven gives you something else to drink, thank her for her kind intention and pour it down the sink.