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Gojo: "Domain Expansion-"

You: "Must you say that every time you spread my legs?"

Law: "I don't need a vacation."

You: "And yet your eyes have their bags packed and ready to go, captain."

Killer: *standing in your open doorway* "So uh, did you order a sandwich with extra meat?"

You: "What? No...?"

*Kid pokes his head up from behind Killer*

You: "..."

Killer: "..."

You: "Oh...? OH. That kind of double stuffed sandwich! Then yes, yes I did."

Sanji: "Ah my angel, that cloud over there that looks like a heart reminds me of you~"

You: "Aw, Sanji! You're so-"

*Sanji immediately turning to yell over at Zoro who's just trying to take a nap.*

Sanji: "Oi, Marimo! See that cloud over there that looks like a little bitch? That one reminds me of you."

Zoro: "Wha- I haven't even done anything!"

You: "You're something else..."

You: I don't know, sometimes I just feel like doing something stupid, ya know?

Gojo: I'm stupid, do me.

[At the store]

Sanji: Excuse me, this lovely companion of mine lost their moss-headed boyfriend, can I make an announcement?

Worker: Uh, sure go ahead.

Sanji: *dramtically clearing his throat at the pa system* goodbye you little shit.

You: ...I knew I shouldn't have let you make the announcement.

Geto: "I have cursed spirit manipulation."

Gojo: "Well I have limitless & six eyes."

Toji: "Oh yeah? Well I have a glock, bang bang bitch."

Toji: *dies*

Gojo: *staring at Megumi* "welp, dis my son now."

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