Law: "I don't need a vacation."
You: "And yet your eyes have their bags packed and ready to go, captain."
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from Singapore
seen from Türkiye

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Japan

seen from Russia

seen from Netherlands
seen from Uzbekistan
seen from Japan
seen from Italy
seen from Hungary
seen from Iraq
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Puerto Rico
Law: "I don't need a vacation."
You: "And yet your eyes have their bags packed and ready to go, captain."
You: I don't know, sometimes I just feel like doing something stupid, ya know?
Gojo: I'm stupid, do me.
[At the store]
Sanji: Excuse me, this lovely companion of mine lost their moss-headed boyfriend, can I make an announcement?
Worker: Uh, sure go ahead.
Sanji: *dramtically clearing his throat at the pa system* goodbye you little shit.
You: ...I knew I shouldn't have let you make the announcement.
Toji: "I like my partners submissive."
You: "Tf am I submitting to? Poverty from your gambling addiction?"
You: Hey babe, can you help me rearrange my room later?
Toji: How 'bout I rearrange your guts later instead?
You: Why are you like this...?
You: "Hey Law, truth or dare?"
Law: "Truth."
You: "When was the last time you slept?"
Law: "...dare"
You: "It's been 42 hours, go to sleep."
Law: "I don't like this game."
You: "I love you–"
Gojo: "I love you t– wait, why does it sound like you're not finished?"
You: "I love you– but sometimes your brain is so empty that they try to open a spirit halloween in it."
You: You're the most jealous man I know.
Shanks: You know other men?
You: Shanks... the crew is *mostly* men.
Shanks: *Desperately trying to hold back tears*