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Law: "I don't need a vacation."

You: "And yet your eyes have their bags packed and ready to go, captain."

You: I don't know, sometimes I just feel like doing something stupid, ya know?

Gojo: I'm stupid, do me.

[At the store]

Sanji: Excuse me, this lovely companion of mine lost their moss-headed boyfriend, can I make an announcement?

Worker: Uh, sure go ahead.

Sanji: *dramtically clearing his throat at the pa system* goodbye you little shit.

You: ...I knew I shouldn't have let you make the announcement.

Toji: "I like my partners submissive."

You: "Tf am I submitting to? Poverty from your gambling addiction?"

You: Hey babe, can you help me rearrange my room later?

Toji: How 'bout I rearrange your guts later instead?

You: Why are you like this...?

You: "Hey Law, truth or dare?"

Law: "Truth."

You: "When was the last time you slept?"

Law: "...dare"

You: "It's been 42 hours, go to sleep."

Law: "I don't like this game."

You: "I love you–"

Gojo: "I love you t– wait, why does it sound like you're not finished?"

You: "I love you– but sometimes your brain is so empty that they try to open a spirit halloween in it."

You: You're the most jealous man I know.

Shanks: You know other men?

You: Shanks... the crew is *mostly* men.

Shanks: *Desperately trying to hold back tears*

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