#whumpees

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Favourite Blorbo Tag Game

Make a poll with 5 of your all-time favourite characters and find out who is the most popular. Then tag 5 (or more) people to do the same.

Thanks for the tag @wickedrum!

I'll be honest I'm not particularly active in fandoms nowdays (something I'd like to get back into), but here's are my current favourite whumpees based on how many whump fics I've been reading (though my blorbo list is fairly extensive these days lol). So, who do you guys find most whumpable out of these five?

Who do you find most whumpable?

John Carter (ER)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Endeavour Morse (Endeavour)

Cassian Andor (Rogue One/Andor)

Rip Hunter (Legends of Tomorrow)

Voting ended onMay 13

I'm tagging: @shejustcalledmeafish, @s17-zeri, @mrmustachious, @whumpetywhumpwhump, @taylortut, @gunshou, @fl4tlines and anyone else who would like to take part! (Though of course there's no pressure)

[whumpees]

I want both 🙂

[crabofthewoods]

currently thinking about a universe where having your own whumpee(s) is like. a widespread thing. and i want to dump my train of thought somewhere so here you go

stronger/more durable whumpees are worth more because they last longer — maybe they’re used as lab rats for whumper to test a new torture device or weapon

on the other side of the spectrum, weaker whumpees are worth less — maybe they’re usually bought in bulk

whumpees being bought and given to family members as gifts during the holidays (like a dog — pet whump possibilities??)

“buy one, get one free”

“handcuffs/weapon(s) not included”

online quizzes telling you what kind of whumpee would be best for you (again, like a dog)

immortal/super-powered whumpees being auctioned off (i have the mental image of whumpee being in a cage in front of a crowd like in that one jurassic park movie idk)

whumpers trading whumpees

whumpees being used as currency; whumpers exchanging whumpees for food/resources/weapons

whumpees being labeled as “new” or “used”

whumpers complaining to each other about how much weapons/handcuffs/etc cost now because of how many people are using them

[generic-whumperz]

I know we got defiant whumpees, stoic whumpees, pet whumpees, and yada-yada, but bruhhh—where are my clownin’ around jokester whumpees at?

[redd956]

Mini Whump Prompt 158

Two whumpees are forced to work together in order to survive whumper's captivity. One is a person of the streets, used to scraping the barrel in order to see the sun set at the end of the day. The other has been ripped from luxury.

[aceofwhump]

Hello! How is your day going? I have a question for you what are your Favorite whump characters?

Hello nonny! I'm having a lovely day today thank you! I got a lot of work done yesterday in my new house so I got to chill out today. OOH my favorite whump characters!?!! An excellent question. One I love answering. Okay here we go. I've got a lot lol

Danny Williams (Hawaii Five-0)

Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)

Tony Stark (Iron Man/Marvel)

Merlin (BBC Merlin)

Zuko (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Mike Warren (Graceland)

Killian Jones (Once Upon a Time)

Thomas Barrow (Downton Abbey)

Neal Caffrey (White Collar)

The Weeping Monk (Cursed)

Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer)

Eliot Spencer (Leverage)

Malcolm Bright (Prodigal Son)

Illya Kuryakin (TMFU)

Roger MacKenzie (Outlander)

Tony DiNozzo (NCIS)

Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)

Crowley (Good Omens)

Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Joe Hardy (Hardy Boys)

Mark Watney (The Martian)

Leonard Snart (Legends of Tomorrow)

Alec Hardy (Broadchurch)

Mon-El (Supergirl)

Jamie Tartt (Ted Lasso)

Anthony Bridgerton (Bridgerton)

The Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)

Evan Buckley (9-1-1)

Jaskier (The Witcher)

Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)

And I'll leave it there lol. There's tons more but these guys are my favs

[whump-or-whatever]

Who's a character you like whumped?

Welllllll there are many and I like making lists so allow me to just…

The Doctor, Ace McShane and The Master in Doctor Who

Jack O’Neill and Sam Carter in Stargate SG-1

John Shepard, Rodney McKay and Carson Beckett in Stargate Atlantis

Fox Mulder and John Doggett in X-Files

Sam Beckett in Quantum Leap

Helen Magnus, Nikola Tesla and John Watson in Sanctuary

Methos in Highlander

Melinda Gordon and Jim Clancy in Ghost Whisperer

David Starsky and Kenneth Hutchinson in Starsky & Hutch

Jonathan Archer and Malcolm Reed in Star Trek: Enterprise

William Riker and Data in Star Trek: The Next Generation

John Constantine and Zed Martin in Hellblazer/Constantine/Legends of Tomorrow

John Reese in Person of Interest

Edmund Reid, Homer Jackson and Long Susan in Ripper Street

Will Trent in Will Trent

Cal Lightman in Lie To Me

Charles Xavier, Eric Lehnsherr and Logan in X-Men

Aaron Hotchner, Emily Prentiss and Spencer Reid in Criminal Minds

Neal Caffrey and Matthew Keller in White Collar

Mal Reynolds in Firefly

David Sandstrom in ReGenesis

Will Graham in Hannibal

Number Six in The Prisoner

Flynn Carson in The Librarians

John Carter and Mark Greene in ER

Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer

Ed Mercer and Gordon Malloy in The Orville

Aaaand several others I’m sure.

[whumpinthepot]

Name 11 of your favorite whumpees

Oh man, idk if I can come up with that many but heres to trying!! I used to know more when I roleplayed but that was years ago…

Lily @oliversrarebooks

Anton @whumpy-wyrms

Kane @whumpsday

Zizi @for-the-love-of-angst

Alma @gritpyre

Callen @shadowsnowdapple

Eilis @i-can-even-burn-salad

Morgan @alittlewhump

August @distinctlywhumpthing

Carter @frogkingdom

Callum @ilasknives

Umh, my own ocs

Probably a lot more that I am missing as well