Apr 26, 2025
why am I always eating while the yellowjackets are cannibaling
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why am I always eating while the yellowjackets are cannibaling
*a wild headcanon appears*
In the remaining space on side A on the mixtape, after a long period of hissing tape silence, Dean decided to record himself telling Cas he loves him. But Cas never got a chance to finish playing through the mixtape and if he got to the end, he might have taken the tape silence as the end of the content recorded and hit the stop button.
Sh*ts I draw inside my clerking notebook
NEEDS. REASSURANCE.
Outside Of My Comfort Zone
So, for @the-shance-games this month, those of us who traditionally write fic had to try to draw a slightly colored sketch of Shance. So, here’s my sketch of Shance and also my *cringing at self* attempt at slightly coloring it. XD
I've already yelled about this to @adamsgirl42 and @007waffles007 separately and they yelled back with varying degrees of 'go for it' and 'don't you dare you moron', BUT I can't get it out of my head so I'm going to inflict it on you guys, too. So:
NTDP MEETS POP-COUNTRY COVER BAND
(inspired by the fact that all hockey boys seem to like the same 3 bands + Drake)
Jack Eichel plays bass, Auston Matthews plays drums, Dylan Larkin plays guitar, Charlie McAvoy sings and plays second guitar when the song calls for it. Zach Werenski and Brandon Carlo are their roadies/bodyguards. Noah Hannifan is their manager.
Songs they cover: every Luke Bryan and ZBB song known to humankind. Also, very occasionally (usually when they've been pre-gaming too hard), they'll cover Drake songs in pop-country fashion.
They have a weirdly intense rivalry with an all Canadian pop-country band that they run into all the time.
Jack's got the hots for their guitarist, Connor McDavid. He thinks no one knows. He's very, very wrong.
Auston wants to bang their lead singer, Mitch Marner. And possibly spend the rest of their lives together, but it's whatever. He's chill about it. (Narrator: he was actually not chill at all about it.)
Noah likes hanging out with the bassist, Dylan Strome. He has great weed.
They don't have a full-time drummer, just a seemingly never ending rotation of friends filling in.
Ryan Strome's their manager. I'm not sure about their roadies/bodyguards one of them is Morgan Reilly. Research is needed for the other one. Will report back.
Please imagine Charlie singing, 'You know I like my chicken fried, cold beer on a Friday night. A pair of jeans that fit just right and the radio on' and die laughing with me.
At some point, Connor and Jack end up making out in the bathroom of some bar.
Both their bands have betting pools on this eventually happening. Lots of money exchanges hands that night.
If you're wondering about the atheistic of this band, think van days FOB meets Luke Bryan and this band would be their bastard love child.
Someone please bring hockey back, I don't think I'll survive much more of this off-season.
in other news i keep seeing men who are hotter versions of kevin pillar and now i’m questioning everything
I have approximately three sentences to go until I’m finished the next chapter of The Gods of All Things and here I am scrolling through Tumblr while playing Avengers Academy.
EDIT: Okay it was SEVEN SENTENCES, but I’m done now and can edit and post tomorrow. Ayyyyyyy.