#wiccanproblems

[justsomewiccanstuff]

My friend sent me this I thought you guys would like it 💕

[coldlykind]

I love when you try to genuinely give advice to a fellow witch then you get called a santanist and are accused of being in a cult, what even is life?

[justsomewiccanstuff]

Girl in my ap world class: so you’re wiccan

Me: yeah

Her: omg! I’ve never met a satanic person before!!

Me:

[whatswrongtav]

When your herbs look like drugs #wiccanproblems

[whatswrongtav]

#wiccanproblems #witchcraft #drawstringbags

[whatswrongtav]

Not selling drugs I swear... #witchcraft #wiccanproblems

[its-redrum]

Conversation to my coworker who calls me Morticia Addams

Coworker: *sees me for the first time in a week* whoa where have you been hiding?

Me: My crypt... hey can I borrow a broom?

Coworker: Your crypt?... Yeah but don't fly off with it!

Me: *grabs broom* well little did you know that's funny cause I am a wiccan.

[wiccanandproud-blog1]

When People Find Out You're A Wiccan/Witch

Person: If you're not Christian, what are you?

Witch:I'm a Wiccan.

Person:You don't believe in God?

Witch: I do, but not the Christian God. I also believe in Goddesses and faeries.

Person: So you worship Satan?

Witch: No, I love and appreciate the planet we live on. I believe in tolerance for all.

Person: So you're a hippy?

Witch: ...

And the conversation just goes on and on, usually with arguments or rude things like," You're going to Hell."