#wine dude

[dionysusbabysitsthegodsmistakes]

Even though no one pays attention during introductions, which has been proven MULTIPLE times with the camp orientation video, here it is.

I'm Dionysus, Mr. D, anything but wine dude. I am unfortantly the camp director at Camp-Half-Blood for all your CHB needs. The Hermes cabin told me to set up a tumblr so the campers can ask questions, so here we are.

Quick PSA: This blog will mention alcohol/wine A LOT. I am also the god of mental illness, so a lot of heavy topics may be mentioned here, be weary.

My actual blog is @themythecho, I made this acc at 4am bc boredum.

[smarmykemetic]

Hail Dionysus! Hail, the Liberator! Hail, patron of mad women, queers, and immigrants!

sorry it took so long for the first offering with your new statue, please watch over me and help end this manic episode asap 💖 I thought the caffeine would work as a good substitute for alcohol here

[annabethy-wisegirl6-official]

"Behold! The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke."

~ Percy Jackson, The Mark of Athena.

[i-fucked-your---mom]

idk why I did this but here's some nicknames the Zeus kids have for each other

Artemis= arty, moonbeam, wiledchiled, lil hunter, lil huntress and moon dust

Apollo= apolly, pollo, sunshine, lil mister golden sun and sunny

Aries= our resident war crimanal, war boi, mr why-the-fuck-are-you-so-fuckan-tall (only Artemis has called him that) (she didn't get zeusy's tall genes lol)

Hermes= herms, messinger boi, mister speedy, snake man, and flywhait

Dionisus= wine dude (curtisy of 10 year old nico), dio, grape face, old sot ( curtisy of 12 year old percy, don't worry its used afectionetly), and DioniSUS

Thalia= Thals, lil sis, baby sis, Artimis#2, litel pine, pine cone face, bark for brains , littel storm, and lighting bolt

Jason= blondi, lil bro, baby bro, littel storm, roman genderbent thalia, apollo#2, jay, jay jay, jay bird, and lil roman

hephestus= heph, mechanic, valcano boi, the only meture adult of the group, dad friend, and hephy

Edit: holy mother of shit why do people like this

[axolotlus275]

No one:

Dionysus:

I identify as the life of the party *flips down sunglasses and shoots finger guns*

[books-and-draws-eclectic]

"The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

[delicate-llie]

CAST !!!

omg they're just so... nxhsgzydj can't believe we have to wait a year before seeing it😭😭

[wheresmymom-imlost]

Imagine being an immortal god and choosing to spend your time sitting around drinking and wearing animal prints.